Is it just me or is there a hint in the selection of celebrities that C4 want as much nakedness, sex and dirty goings on down at the farm as possible this year?
I hope so!:D :thumbsup:
p.s. - dont you just feel soooo sorry for Keith , putting Orville to sleep like that and then continuing the conversation with him as he left the bedroom . . . :loopy: :gag: . . LET HIM SLEEP!!
Yep, I've got to agree with you, Cicciolina the Italian porn star, Ron Jeremy (the most famous, and ugliest, porn star in the world) - both of whom have had sex before - a couple of models, a boyband member and a duck for potential bestiality: asking for trouble.
I know that Keith Harris has developed a deep dislike and resentment for that green duck of his, yet he's pampering it like it were his own baby. Did you notice his obvious embarrassment when they all first met up, yet he streadfastly refused to take his hand from up its ass? I have a funny feeling he needs the cash but Five have a clause written into his contract to play up to the duck or he wont get paid - why else would they provide a cute little bed?
Mr Purple
11-05-2005, 17:48
I really dont get reality TV
1] they arent celebrities
2]who the hell are these people
3] they arent celebrities
however out of sheer bordom I watched the farm and Flava Flav meeting Orville was awesome and rather surreal....
-Mr Purple
alchemist
12-05-2005, 08:14
nakedness!! are you joking?? watched it last night (at least the commentater is amusing) and even the porn star who you would have thought had no problem being naked in front of camaras showered in his underwear. mind that at least helped me keep my food down!!
argg even the thought of him naked is making me quesy!!
dave
Ha ha, it is amusing. Does "Male adult movie star Ron Jeremy" have it written in his contract that they actually have to refer to him like that?! Camera shy glamour models and porn stars refusing to shower in front of cameras! Flava Flav doing the chicken dance!
Makes me grin :D
The Keith Harris and Orville thing IS a bit creepy though. He seems to struggle to integrate without the beak to speak through.