View Full Version : Corkers Tips for the Weekend!


CorkerSWFC
19-09-2008, 21:17
Liverpool to beat Stoke
Boro to beat Sunderland
Brum to beat Blackpool
Southampton to beat Barnsley
Leicester to beat Leyotn Orient
Rotherham to beat Luton

Potential Return: £257.40 for a five pound stake.;)

Heyesey
19-09-2008, 21:27
In case there's anyone really stupid about, you should point out that the other, rather more likely, potential return is zero. ;)

CorkerSWFC
19-09-2008, 21:37
Thats the nature of betting if u don't buy a ticket u don't get a chance fella

dc014o8215
19-09-2008, 21:54
In case there's anyone really stupid about, you should point out that the other, rather more likely, potential return is zero. ;)you got to be in it to win it.

Heyesey
19-09-2008, 22:07
you got to be in it to win it.

The same argument that supports betting your entire life savings on Elvis being spotted piloting a UFO to land in Hyde Park next Thursday.

You can't win the bet if you don't place it, right? :loopy:

bladebloke
19-09-2008, 22:12
The same argument that supports betting your entire life savings on Elvis being spotted piloting a UFO to land in Hyde Park next Thursday.

You can't win the bet if you don't place it, right? :loopy:

you are joking... you bet your life savings on that.

no wonder you cant afford to go to lane.

Chop
19-09-2008, 22:19
The same argument that supports betting your entire life savings on Elvis being spotted piloting a UFO to land in Hyde Park next Thursday.

:loopy:

And how many lotteries, raflfes or bookmakers do you see offering odd's on that one then eh ?

:loopy::loopy::loopy:

Post on a thread you know something about fella, I'm sure there's one around here somewhere full of people like you with thier head's up thier own arse's discussing the reasons why they think there legends in thier own cyber time, go on ' do a search ' as the mod's will urge, I'm sure there's millions on here.............

Heyesey
19-09-2008, 22:32
And how many lotteries, raflfes or bookmakers do you see offering odd's on that one then eh ?


I can guarantee that Hills or Ladbrokes will give you odds if you want them. They'll take any screwball bet; they always do. They even offered odds on the world coming to an end on a specific date; they were fairly confident on not having to pay out :hihi:


The point, which seems to have been lost somewhere in the murk, is merely to remind people that you can lose money betting as well as win it; and that "you can't win if you don't play" is a goddam stupid reason for doing anything, as witness by my ridiculous example above.

CorkerSWFC
19-09-2008, 22:48
Ive had another look and found three draws i got two out of three in this weeks thursday games Everton, southampton and Napoli let me down against Benfica they won 3-2 another bet i like always at least 25s.

Blackburn Fulham
Derby Cardiff
Hartlepool Oldham

Potential Return: £179.52 for a 5 pound stake

CorkerSWFC
19-09-2008, 22:49
I can guarantee that Hills or Ladbrokes will give you odds if you want them. They'll take any screwball bet; they always do. They even offered odds on the world coming to an end on a specific date; they were fairly confident on not having to pay out :hihi:


The point, which seems to have been lost somewhere in the murk, is merely to remind people that you can lose money betting as well as win it; and that "you can't win if you don't play" is a goddam stupid reason for doing anything, as witness by my ridiculous example above.

Sound job you have your opinion, any chance of letting us lose our money in peace then?:P

Chop
19-09-2008, 22:53
I can guarantee that Hills or Ladbrokes will give you odds if you want them. They'll take any screwball bet; they always do. They even offered odds on the world coming to an end on a specific date; they were fairly confident on not having to pay out :hihi:


The point, which seems to have been lost somewhere in the murk, is merely to remind people that you can lose money betting as well as win it; and that "you can't win if you don't play" is a goddam stupid reason for doing anything, as witness by my ridiculous example above.

ok................

bladebloke
20-09-2008, 09:58
Liverpool to beat Stoke
Boro to beat Sunderland
Brum to beat Blackpool
Southampton to beat Barnsley
Leicester to beat Leyotn Orient
Rotherham to beat Luton

Potential Return: £257.40 for a five pound stake.;)


just having a cheeky tenner on 4 homes.

blackburn 11/10
southpton 19/20
millwall 8/11
bradford 4/6

brings in 117.89.

and yes heyesay i know they might and proberbly will lose.
on the other hand it could pay for my day out at arsenal next tuesday. :thumbsup:

canadablade
20-09-2008, 14:57
Liverpool to beat Stoke
Boro to beat Sunderland
Brum to beat Blackpool
Southampton to beat Barnsley
Leicester to beat Leyotn Orient
Rotherham to beat Luton

Potential Return: £257.40 for a five pound stake.;)

Boro to beat Sunderland
Good start Corky lad :hihi::hihi:

Heyesey
20-09-2008, 18:09
You certainly wouldn't have expected Stoke to undo him, though... funny old game, as some old Spurs player used to say.

Helicopter
20-09-2008, 20:01
I stick £2 a week on an eight match accumulator. Usually brings in about £190 if the win comes up. The way I see it I have a better chance of winning it than the lottery and a lot more often. If I spend £2 a week then thats about £76 a season, I just need one week of results to come up and I've already covered my losses and made a profit. I'm on £210 up so far this year.

Had 7 out of 8 in the UEFA Cup fixtures the other night. Silly Feyenoord. Would have won me £195.

Shame that only 2 results came up Corker!

CorkerSWFC
20-09-2008, 22:51
I stick £2 a week on an eight match accumulator. Usually brings in about £190 if the win comes up. The way I see it I have a better chance of winning it than the lottery and a lot more often. If I spend £2 a week then thats about £76 a season, I just need one week of results to come up and I've already covered my losses and made a profit. I'm on £210 up so far this year.

Had 7 out of 8 in the UEFA Cup fixtures the other night. Silly Feyenoord. Would have won me £195.

Shame that only 2 results came up Corker!

It was another crap prediction week maybe u could do us 1 next week?

Helicopter
21-09-2008, 21:38
Yup, I'll see what I can do.

IanG
22-09-2008, 02:24
Liverpool to beat Stoke
Boro to beat Sunderland
Brum to beat Blackpool
Southampton to beat Barnsley
Leicester to beat Leyotn Orient
Rotherham to beat Luton

Potential Return: £257.40 for a five pound stake.;)


There not that bad picks but liverpools price was p*** poor and boro were very unlikely to win IMO

I had a 4 timer, £20 West ham/scunthorpe/wolves and soddin bradford who were the only under evens and they let it down, would have paid a tasty few quid.
Today had £10 on man city/Hoofenen (sp) villa and bloody everton

I dont normaly bother with more than trebbles or doubles as your playing into the bookies hands the more teams you pick

we should set up a little punting comp on here for a laugh, maybe everyone stick a £5er in and winner takes the cash etc etc

CorkerSWFC
22-09-2008, 07:58
we should set up a little punting comp on here for a laugh, maybe everyone stick a £5er in and winner takes the cash etc etc


Now this sounds like a giggle.

alex3659
22-09-2008, 09:15
I had a twenty pound acc.
four aways.
leeds
leicester
bury
everton

Oh well hit the crossbar again, keep trying.

Helicopter
22-09-2008, 18:41
Just seen Blackburn are 2/1 to beat Newcastle at St James' this weekend. Cracking odds.

CorkerSWFC
22-09-2008, 18:46
Good price that, ive had a little dabble on Kettering v Burton tonight, 3-2 to either team at 25/s and 28/s respectivly,
2-2 at 14s, and 2-1 to both teams at 7/1 and 10/1 as a back up to get mi cash back.

alex3659
22-09-2008, 18:49
Good price that, ive had a little dabble on Kettering v Burton tonight, 3-2 to either team at 25/s and 28/s respectivly,
2-2 at 14s, and 2-1 to both teams at 7/1 and 10/1 as a back up to get mi cash back.

five bets on one game :huh: good luck :loopy:

CorkerSWFC
22-09-2008, 19:47
:thumbsup:I know what im doing, infact its a good bet.
2 pound on 3-2 brings 52 back on 1 and 58 on the other, 2 pound on 2-2 brings you thirty two, and your back up bets both being 2-1 bring you either 8quid or 11 quid.
Please stop doubting the Corks, i win regular no need to question mi bets.

bladebloke
22-09-2008, 20:44
:thumbsup:I know what im doing, infact its a good bet.
2 pound on 3-2 brings 52 back on 1 and 58 on the other, 2 pound on 2-2 brings you thirty two, and your back up bets both being 2-1 bring you either 8quid or 11 quid.
Please stop doubting the Corks, i win regular no need to question mi bets.

kettering 0 burton 1 full time.

corker strikes again :)

CorkerSWFC
22-09-2008, 22:02
kettering 0 burton 1 full time.

corker strikes again :)

Lol won 40 quid on a scratchcard earlier got a little irish sign what meant x 10prize for a 4 quid winner.
At least i try and strike unlike your strikers did at the weekend :hihi:

alex3659
23-09-2008, 15:10
every time corky gets a post mentioning his constant losing tips , he always comes back with some story about a winning bet or scratchcard etc . Telling porkies me thinks .

canadablade
23-09-2008, 15:43
At least i try and strike unlike your strikers did at the weekend :hihi:

How many have wednesday scored the last 2 matches :hihi::hihi:

CorkerSWFC
23-09-2008, 17:52
every time corky gets a post mentioning his constant losing tips , he always comes back with some story about a winning bet or scratchcard etc . Telling porkies me thinks .

This is now the third time you have said this, you do make me chuckle m8 :hihi:

CorkerSWFC
23-09-2008, 17:53
How many have wednesday scored the last 2 matches :hihi::hihi:

Weve got Super Akpo on way back now, he should be ready well before the derby game not good news for you lot i guess :(

canadablade
23-09-2008, 18:15
Weve got Super Akpo on way back now, he should be ready well before the derby game not good news for you lot i guess :(

The way both teams are playing right now I wouldn't be suprised if its a 0-0 draw bit like the drab 0-0 affair I witnessed at Hillsborough in 1970-71 in our promotion season ;)

CorkerSWFC
23-09-2008, 18:33
Well i,ll agree then, cause then it will probably be 3-3 lol.
GL tonight i don't particulaly like Arsenal for obvious reasons.

alex3659
23-09-2008, 18:58
This is now the third time you have said this, you do make me chuckle m8 :hihi:

says a lot for your gambling ,
corky the porky can't stop telling porkies .

CorkerSWFC
23-09-2008, 19:03
Next time i win summat i,ll scan it just to clarify it with you, just to make sure im not telling porkies "as you say".
Pm sent.

alex3659
23-09-2008, 19:35
just stick with the tips in public and don't come back with mystery bets . I gamble on the fixed odds every week and know how hard it is , there's no shame in losing , I do nearly every week .
no need for pm say what you want on open forum .
you stick bets up on here and when they lose you come back with , oh I won on the irish lottery or scratch card , the fact is the fixed odds lost . perhaps we all ought to post a four timer every week , at least you do , if we all did I think we would all end up losing most of the time . for the record I posted mine after it lost , everton did me for £580

CorkerSWFC
23-09-2008, 19:40
Since when has a 2 pound scratchcard been a long list?
The reason for the pm is so i don't get it opened up on here if you have a problem thats the place to solve it.
My tips don't go in much cause i don't pick the obvious choices like you probably do.
Maybe you could find a thread what your actually clued up on.
Anyway your the only person who questions me out of how many thousand?
iTS CALLED A LAUGH ISNT WHAT THIS FORUM IS FOR OR DO YOU GO ROUND TRYING TO MAKE URSEN LOOK BIG BY ACCUSING PEOPLE OF LYING?

alex3659
23-09-2008, 19:49
Since when has a 2 pound scratchcard been a long list?
The reason for the pm is so i don't get it opened up on here if you have a problem thats the place to solve it.
My tips don't go in much cause i don't pick the obvious choices like you probably do.
Maybe you could find a thread what your actually clued up on.

I go for four aways every week so thats not obvious choices , as for being clued up with fixed odds and gambling , I would back my knowledge against yours or anyone else .
As for having a problem ,I haven't and couldn't care less wether you have or not . It's a forum ,you post your tips and they are there to be shot down .
You only need one bet up to be in front for the season .I hope that happens for you, I will be the first to congratulate you cos I love to see the bookie beaten , meanwhile keep plugging away but dont pm me asking if I have a problem .
also I never said a scratcard was anything to do with the longlist , thats the whole point .

CorkerSWFC
23-09-2008, 19:51
Don't push your luck then, your the 1 accusing me of lying?

alex3659
23-09-2008, 19:53
Since when has a 2 pound scratchcard been a long list?
The reason for the pm is so i don't get it opened up on here if you have a problem thats the place to solve it.
My tips don't go in much cause i don't pick the obvious choices like you probably do.
Maybe you could find a thread what your actually clued up on.
Anyway your the only person who questions me out of how many thousand?
iTS CALLED A LAUGH ISNT WHAT THIS FORUM IS FOR OR DO YOU GO ROUND TRYING TO MAKE URSEN LOOK BIG BY ACCUSING PEOPLE OF LYING?

Laugh then ,I am .

CorkerSWFC
23-09-2008, 19:58
What like the 5 debut players are doing for Arsenal tonight

alex3659
23-09-2008, 20:04
What like the 5 debut players are doing for Arsenal tonight

yeh I looked at the arsenal squad and struggled to recognise anybody .
shows how far behind we really are .

sheff_lad_18
23-09-2008, 20:19
arsenal winnin 5-0

alex3659
23-09-2008, 20:29
Don't push your luck then, your the 1 accusing me of lying?

push my luck :hihi::hihi:

CorkerSWFC
23-09-2008, 20:35
6-0 to Arsenal Vela Hat trick now that scoreline rings a bell lmao talk about swings and roundabouts this season!!!