On my way to school every weekday I passed this man fishing. This went on for a couple of years until one Monday he was missing. However next Monday he was back again, I stopped by and asked him if he had been ill. He said "no, I got married and had a week off"
"Is she beautiful" I asked
"no" he said "she's uglier than Camilla Parker Bowles" (updated ugly woman)
"is she rich" I then said
" no, she's bankrupt" he said
"has she a wonderful personality" I enquired
" no, she's as miserable as sin" she replied
"why did you marry her , then " I said
He said "SHE'S GOT WORMS"

Quality Joke

Must tell my mates who fish