Have any forum members ever streaked, or know any close friends/family that have?

Would you streak, if so for what cause and where would you do it.

We are assuming here that you wont recieve a summons.

Never have never would.

Might do if the body were in better (younger) shape and if there were a fee involved.

Ever man has his price and all that!!!

I have done it but a long time ago now.....and not really in a public place as such.....but on holiday 'skinny dipping' it was a good 25 yards to the water tho and I was the only one mad enough to take the 'lot off'....:hihi:

Originally posted by Shiesh
I have done it but a long time ago now.....and not really in a public place as such.....but on holiday 'skinny dipping' it was a good 25 yards to the water tho and I was the only one mad enough to take the 'lot off'....:hihi:


Why am I not surprised.......:rolleyes:

:heyhey:

I had mi hair streaked once (1977)

Me and my mates used to streak around the school field when we were teenagers. One of my mate's todgers was curiously (and entertainingly) bent sideways like it was checking for pursuing paedophiles.

Due to my sloppy grammar, that could be read two ways. Clarification: my mate did not have two todgers.

I am disturbed that you were looking.....:suspect:

The todger started it. I was looking at the spots on his bum when I saw it peering at me.

Originally posted by Ant
One of my mate's todgers was curiously (and entertainingly) bent sideways like it was checking for pursuing paedophiles.


Must have been tricky for him having a pee!

I myself have never felt that confident about my bod to go and inflict it on the general public - I'm not that cruel.

I remember that streaker Erica who streaked at a cricket match she had huge boobs!!! Wonder if she would feel as confident now as gravity would probably make her trip over them now!

urghhhhhhh...a bent todger....!! Is it still bent today...I wonder??? :confused:

You can have plastic surgery now you know??

:hihi:

Ant: thanx gave me a giggle. :clap:

Technophobe!!! An idea for your birfday later this week lol. A streak along Woodseats!! Can't be any worse than being seen carrying a large piece of trellis or chasing a dog round cars in the rush hour then pretending to eat some stale chips out of a bin to get the darned thing back....

<----goes off to staple mouth together and book course of 20 sunbeds to get in decent shape for forthcoming event...

Originally posted by Ant
The todger started it. I was looking at the spots on his bum when I saw it peering at me.

You were looking at his spotty bum and saw it peering at you - that must be quite a size to have been able to see him COMING round the bend like that! :hihi:

Ant: thanx gave me a giggle.

It gave me a giggle at the time, but I did have nightmares for a fortnight of it bobbing its wonky head round the bedroom door and giving me a mischievous wink.

I haven't seen him for years, so sadly I can't ask him if it's been medically tweaked.

You were looking at his spotty bum and saw it peering at you - that must be quite a size to have been able to see him COMING round the bend like that!

Well ok, I may have made that bit up because Avalon was implying was a closet shirt-lifter. (Why the sudden curiousity over my sexual bent, big fella? You like what you see, baby? ;) )


WITTY RESPONSES HERE ABOUT IT BEING MY MATE WHO HAS A SEXUAL BENT: ______________

(I feel the draught from the shutters closing on this thread :) )

I could like what i see....if i saw anything!! ;) And the comment about the spots on his bum made you look even more like a "closet shirt-lifter" :o ! What is a "sexual bent" when its at home anyway!?

I'd like to streak through the wool department in Cole Brothers.

I dont' know why.

Bent n. "An inclination towards something"

Sexual bent in this case refers to sexual inclination, as opposed to my mate's todger.

I find spots on the bum fascinating. Witches have been known to utilise their spread as a divination tool. I have no desire to rodger my fellow man.

Originally posted by Ant
Bent n. "An inclination towards something"

Sexual bent in this case refers to sexual inclination, as opposed to my mate's todger.

I find spots on the bum fascinating. Witches have been known to utilise their spread as a divination tool. I have no desire to rodger my fellow man.

I see.....well actually i dont fully understand your attraction to spots on the bum...but it takes all sorts to make the world go round...

it takes all sorts to make the world go round...

You said it, dude. Wise words from a black and white vampire in a monacle. :)

I did actually think about streaking at 'The Games' back in March....heeheehee!!

The crowd were counting down to the show going live on Channel 4 and as we were on the front row the notion entered my head....Wow I could strip off run out there and be on live TV and no doubt tomorrows newspapers...heeheehee!!

Thought of all the bits that would wobble and decided 'no chance' !! :hihi:

Have any forum members ever streaked, or know any close friends/family that have?

Would you streak, if so for what cause and where would you do it.

We are assuming here that you wont recieve a summons.

i would probably streak if it was for some well known worthwhile cause or charity

Have any forum members ever streaked, or know any close friends/family that have?

Would you streak, if so for what cause and where would you do it.

We are assuming here that you wont recieve a summons.

Id do it if it was worth it and i wasn,t going to get locked up,i did however see a very very nice streaker at hillsborough a couple of seasons back, the stewards took there time to cover her up thats for sure lol.:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Id love to streak through Tescos on a Monday morning.!!;)

i possibly would, under the right circumstances :P

not in this weather

Must have been tricky for him having a pee!

I myself have never felt that confident about my bod to go and inflict it on the general public - I'm not that cruel.

I remember that streaker Erica who streaked at a cricket match she had huge boobs!!! Wonder if she would feel as confident now as gravity would probably make her trip over them now!


I thought that was at a Rugby match

I thought that was at a Rugby match
who cares what game it was, nobody was watching the game

My housemate is trying to pursuade me to attepmt a streak at a footy match, in the name of album promotion, hhm, I hate to see my body naked I hardly think anyone else will wana see it

My housemate is trying to pursuade me to attepmt a streak at a footy match, in the name of album promotion, hhm, I hate to see my body naked I hardly think anyone else will wana see it
if you need a second opinion you only need to ask

errrrrrrrm

I have to try and hold everything in and up, I could do with an extra hand or two :P

My housemate is trying to pursuade me to attepmt a streak at a footy match, in the name of album promotion, hhm, I hate to see my body naked I hardly think anyone else will wana see it
I'd be careful, I think it's a criminal offence to invade the pitch? You certainly want more out of it than promoting someone elses album.

I have to try and hold everything in and up, I could do with an extra hand or two :P

Wait for the rush !!!!!!!! :D

I'd be careful, I think it's a criminal offence to invade the pitch? You certainly want more out of it than promoting someone elses album.

yeah it is, I think you only get a small smack though :hihi:

Lol, there is another reason other than promotion, but I won't go into it!!

yeah it is, I think you only get a small smack though :hihi:

Lol, there is another reason other than promotion, but I won't go into it!!

Oh, go on, be a devil, tell us.;)

yeah it is, I think you only get a small smack though :hihi:

Lol, there is another reason other than promotion, but I won't go into it!!
Certainly worth investigating then? You can't leave the masses hanging with only half(?) the information though, that's just cruel :).

I'd be willing to streak, but, then I'd have half of Japan chasing me with Whaling harpoon spears.

No chance of me streaking, I don't want to frighten the horses!

Certainly worth investigating then? You can't leave the masses hanging with only half(?) the information though, that's just cruel :).

Always leave them wanting more ;)

Always leave them wanting more ;)
Ah go on, even pattricia wants to know, how can you turn a lady of such high esteem down?

there are some things that should never been seen in public, me in the bufti is definitely on that list! :D

My housemate is trying to pursuade me to attepmt a streak at a footy match, in the name of album promotion, hhm, I hate to see my body naked I hardly think anyone else will wana see it

mm is it just because he might want to check you out at the same time hun

I did actually think about streaking at 'The Games' back in March....heeheehee!!

The crowd were counting down to the show going live on Channel 4 and as we were on the front row the notion entered my head....Wow I could strip off run out there and be on live TV and no doubt tomorrows newspapers...heeheehee!!

Thought of all the bits that would wobble and decided 'no chance' !! :hihi:

good idea Sheish why didnt u then afraid of beening noticed maybe but at the very least u would have had 10 minutes of fame

id happilly streak my bodys just about up to scratch its the reprecusions afterwards lol

id happilly streak my bodys just about up to scratch its the reprecusions afterwards lol

i was thinking the same thing corkerswfc,

never quite understood streaking and flashing, i guess i've just never sat down thinking ' you know what i'm bored, i think i'll go show some strangers my bits - thaat'll be fun!'

just don't get it - esp in the cold weather!!!

Never felt the urge to get the meat and two veg out in public and run around like a mad fool!

never quite understood streaking and flashing, i guess i've just never sat down thinking ' you know what i'm bored, i think i'll go show some strangers my bits - thaat'll be fun!'

just don't get it - esp in the cold weather!!!

I think some people do streaking dramadiva for harmless fun others because they have always wanted to do it and also seek ther 5 mins of fame etc

id happilly streak my bodys just about up to scratch its the reprecusions afterwards lol
you mean whiplash from swinging it about?

I once streaked on a nudist beach but nobody noticed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzD6UPTnxeM
this has to be the best ever streak

You must be joking .. I might frighten innocent children.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzD6UPTnxeM
this has to be the best ever streak

yep she looks well fit that streaker tom3to

I once streaked on a nudist beach but nobody noticed.
I was just about to say try a nudist beach first and get comfortable with your body eu naturalle, ;...........never done it but ....hmm the thought is.........well!!

I'd like to streak through the wool department in Cole Brothers.

I dont' know why.
Go on. I'll arrange a viewing :hihi: .

I might do it... if I knew no one was videotaping. I'd look OK in a sprint, but slo-mo replays would do me no favors.:gag:

I might do it... if I knew no one was videotaping. I'd look OK in a sprint, but slo-mo replays would do me no favors.:gag:

HappyHoosier that wouldnt bother me the only concern i would have is being arrested afterwards,its not the streaking that bothers me is the stuff afterwards etc

my brother last year went to blackpool with a group of friends, very early one morning 3 of them including my bro, decided to skinny dip in the sea. when they got out there clothes had vanished. they had to walk back to the hotel starkers. it was the other mates that had taken the clothes for a laugh. bet he wont skinny dip again.

HappyHoosier that wouldnt bother me the only concern i would have is being arrested afterwards,its not the streaking that bothers me is the stuff afterwards etc

You just have to run faster than the police, Harion. Look on the bright side, though: If you were caught, you'd be ready for your strip search.:D

You just have to run faster than the police, Harion. Look on the bright side, though: If you were caught, you'd be ready for your strip search.:D

haha Happy Hoosier never thought that.