Who would win in a game of fisticuffs, you or your ex? age/sex/gender not applicable - no rules, and no holds barred.

Would YOU beat the shi...., er, crap out of an ex? For all the nasty stuff they might have done to you in the past, or maybe just recently?

Lads: Could YOU knock the wind out of ya ex missus?

Wimmin: Could YOU knock seven bells out of your ex fella?


Right, I'm going for a beer - this best have a good turnout when I get back, or i'll slit me wr.... wrangler jeans.

Not even remotely funny.
Sorry.

I think any woman who would ever hit a man under any circumstances is just abusing the fact that she's physically stronger. If I ever caught a woman boasting about beating up some poor bloke I'd give her a right slap.

Did I mention this was purely fantasy?

I wouldn't waste my energy on him.

Although I sometimes think I would favour the sport, 'pulling the teeth out of your ex just for the hell of it'.

My ex-husband was lovely. I could have knocked him down with a feather but I wouldn't have.

My ex-lover before Mr S was an anaemic runt with the guts of a recently gutted halibut. And yes I would have floored him. I have to much class however and preferred to simply kick him out of my house and my life.

Did I mention this was purely fantasy?

It seems you didn't and went right over>>>>>>>>>whoooosh!


An ex partner once threw a hot iron at me...thank god it was plugged in, it stopped 3" from me nose....:rant:

I would definately win a fight with my ex - he might tell you otherwise but don't listen! (heh heh heh). I went through a phase where I was half tempted to knock seven shades of poo out of him but thankfully I got over that one pretty quickly.

But no, I don't condone domestic violence. Im just trying to kill the day away because im bored.

Ex's.....people you have spent a part of your life with and cared about.....nah I don't want to physically hurt any of them....and if anyone did I would still want to protect them if I could.....i dont go in for all this...'i love you.....no wait i hate you'

i'd have to go for his car thats if he had one if not then i would just start a big rumour about him

It seems you didn't and went right over>>>>>>>>>whoooosh!


An ex partner once threw a hot iron at me...thank god it was plugged in, it stopped 3" from me nose....:rant:

I heard her next partner had a much bigger nose (amongst other things) which she chose deliberately. :hihi:

My ex-husband was lovely. I could have knocked him down with a feather but I wouldn't have.

My ex-lover before Mr S was an anaemic runt with the guts of a recently gutted halibut. And yes I would have floored him. I have to much class however and preferred to simply kick him out of my house and my life.

I'm sure a certain poster on here will have your guts for that comment slick....not saying who tho...:D

I'm sure a certain poster on here will have your guts for that comment slick....not saying who tho...:D

ooops. Did I say Halibut? I did of course mean Monkfish:suspect:

Well considering like most guys all my ex's are women, I’m pretty sure I could kick seven shades of ..... out of all of them at once.

If I think about any of my exes, I can barely contain my indifference, so I can't imagine being able to muster the requisite energy to lamp any of them.

But no, I don't condone domestic violence.

I don't mean Domestic Violence - I mean, a proper organized brawl! :D

Well considering like most guys all my ex's are women, I’m pretty sure I could kick seven shades of ..... out of all of them at once.

women can fight aswell ya know

ooops. Did I say Halibut? I did of course mean Monkfish:suspect:

Do you mind? One of my ex's pet name for my genitals was "Mr Monkfish". You've just brought back a load of memories I've been trying for years to forget.

women can fight aswell ya know

No we can't. We're quite rubbish and we tend to cry. Some of us just pretend we can and then get all scared when a pub brawl breaks out and we hide behind the nearest big fella.:hihi:

Do you mind? One of my ex's pet name for my genitals was "Mr Monkfish". You've just brought back a load of memories I've been trying for years to forget.

If your genitals resemble a monkfish, then bad memories are surely the least of your worries?

No we can't. We're quite rubbish and we tend to cry. Some of us just pretend we can and then get all scared when a pub brawl breaks out and we hide behind the nearest big fella.:hihi:

speak for yourself :hihi:
the crying is just out of anger

I can't imagine wanting to fight most of them. They were okay, things just didn't work out. But one of them, yeah I could imagine getting into a fight. I wouldn't have a physical fight because I think it's wrong. But purely from the fantasy point of view.... I'd win. Not because I'm bigger or stronger. Just because I'm nastier and could fight dirtier if I let myself.

I can't imagine wanting to fight most of them. They were okay, things just didn't work out. But one of them, yeah I could imagine getting into a fight. I wouldn't have a physical fight because I think it's wrong. But purely from the fantasy point of view.... I'd win. Not because I'm bigger or stronger. Just because I'm nastier and could fight dirtier if I let myself.

Same as me then lol.

And Scarby - I know what you meant, big brawl down at the docks at dusk! :hihi:

Scarby, this thread leaves me wondering.

Ex or no ex I think it is wrong to hit anyone, male or female. It certainly shows a lack of respect and self control on part of the abuser.

The idea that one must resort to violence to resolve their differences should be confined to the history books ... sadly though, it is still lives on today.

Scarby, this thread leaves me wondering.

Ex or no ex I think it is wrong to hit anyone, male or female. It certainly shows a lack of respect and self control on part of the abuser.

The idea that one must resort to violence to resolve their differences should be confined to the history books ... sadly though, it is still lives on today.

Erm, I did say it was Fantasy, Savvy. In jest if you will. :)

Erm, I did say it was Fantasy, Savvy. In jest if you will. :)


Lots of people fantasise about violence - their fantasies then become an unpredictable reality.

Normal > Fantasy > Planning > Set-up > Abuse > Guilt > Rationalise.

Lots of people fantasise about violence - their fantasies then become an unpredictable reality.

Normal > Fantasy > Planning > Set-up > Abuse > Guilt > Rationalise.

There's just no reasoning with some folk is there! :P


It was meant as a joke, flower. Hence it being in the "bored" section.

Anyway....



*gets coat*

Why are we stopping at ex's?? :hihi::hihi: