Hi, my name's Basil and I'm managing director of Dogface PLC, the company that makes everyone's life a dog's life. I'm looking for a £300,000 investment in return for a 3% stake in my company.

Dogface PLC is unique in that we are the only company that make masks of 1980s pop stars exclusively for dogs. These are made of latex, are 100% fireproof and come fully endorsed by Norwich City Council.

Imagine the joy of letting your spaniel in in the morning only to see it has the face of former Kajagoogoo singer Limahl. Or perhaps placing a Pat Benatar mask on your pitbull to scare away the postman? You could even have theme parties for all the dogs in your street where each one turns up as a character from Adam Ant's "Prince Charming" video.

I believe my company will revolutionise fun time for dogs and lead to lots of people bonding with their pets, giving me lots of money and making the world a better place.

Dragons - I await your questions.


That's my idea - if you went on Dragons' Den, what would your investment opportunity idea be?

Hi, my name's Basil and I'm managing director of Dogface PLC, the company that makes everyone's life a dog's life. I'm looking for a £300,000 investment in return for a 3% stake in my company.

Dogface PLC is unique in that we are the only company that make masks of 1980s pop stars exclusively for dogs. These are made of latex, are 100% fireproof and come fully endorsed by Norwich City Council.

Imagine the joy of letting your spaniel in in the morning only to see it has the face of former Kajagoogoo singer Limahl. Or perhaps placing a Pat Benatar mask on your pitbull to scare away the postman? You could even have theme parties for all the dogs in your street where each one turns up as a character from Adam Ant's "Prince Charming" video.

I believe my company will revolutionise fun time for dogs and lead to lots of people bonding with their pets, giving me lots of money and making the world a better place.

Dragons - I await your questions.

I'm in!!!........

I've got an idea for environmentally friendly computers ... err, what you mean already been done?

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my invention would be, a robot thing that goes into the garden and clears up and gets rid off all the dog pooop that our Sheba produces! It would save me a lot of time and trouble..:hihi:

A whelk tapping device.

Its a little spider-like robot that crawls around on the sea bed at high tide and taps on whelk shells with tiny rubber hammers to discourage barnacles from attaching themselves to the shell and making the whelk appear.... warty...

A cigarette that isn't bad for my health or a mascara that doesn't make me look like a panda at the end of the day.

Can of larger holders and fag ash trays for prams :thumbsup:

A device that turns semen into diamonds. Just sit at home rubbing every day watching the millions come rolling in.

A device that turns semen into diamonds. Just sit at home rubbing every day watching the millions come rolling in.

I hope your device does that after the semen has left the testes rather than before. If not ejaculation might be a rather painful process.

A device that turns semen into diamonds. Just sit at home rubbing every day watching the millions come rolling in.

string of pearls not good enough for you then?

string of pearls not good enough for you then?

I find they drip off the chain if it gets too warm.

I hope your device does that after the semen has left the testes rather than before. If not ejaculation might be a rather painful process.

You just made me cringe and cover my balls. I hope you're happy.

a bulls**t detector