You -v- Me

A competition
A debate
A fight
A medieval tourney

Brains or brawn, personality or appearance, serious or frivolous, joyful or sinister, nasty or nice.

Feel free to pick on somebody above you in this thread and have a face off. Would you win or would you lose?

Who is your inferior, who is your superior?



(Obviously being the first I'm open to all sorts of ridicule, but my shoulders are broad and this way I don't have to pick anyone else )

This thread won't last long, I guaran-damn-tee some idiot will turn it into an offensive tirade against somebody else, probably me seeing as I seem to the target of mass baiting this morning! :rant:

I would win, every time. And that's because I'm safely behind my computer and there's no way for you to disprove it. Even in the debate I'd win (or at least not lose) because you've only won when your opponent concedes you've won. As I'd never concede you've won, I never truly lose. Other people's opinions don't count.

*does best to look 'ard*

*fails miserably*


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This thread won't last long, I guaran-damn-tee some idiot will turn it into an offensive tirade against somebody else, probably me seeing as I seem to the target of mass baiting this morning! :rant:

Watch your sentence construction, otherwise I might ask why you'd be the idiot to post an offensive tirade against someone.

(Does that count then?)

Rich, that is kind of the idea, but in a constructive and rational way in a friendly happy non-confrontational environment.

Now will somebody please have a go at me?




There will be biscuits and orange squash available during the interval. :D

Its an impossible scenario to judge,You could be a 6' 9"" 20 stone boxer,there again you could be a 5' nothing egghead..or vice versa..never judge a book by its cover

You -v- Me

A competition
A debate
A fight
A medieval tourney

Brains or brawn, personality or appearance, serious or frivolous, joyful or sinister, nasty or nice.

Feel free to pick on somebody above you in this thread and have a face off. Would you win or would you lose?

Who is your inferior, who is your superior?



(Obviously being the first I'm open to all sorts of ridicule, but my shoulders are broad and this way I don't have to pick anyone else )

From past threads I can safely say that you would win a political debate with me, but then again that's probably because you refused to compare this adminstration with the last Tory one, you refused to discuss the Governments latest proposals and seeing as the Tories never come out with any of their own, then you won't need to discuss those.

Mind you, you did argue that we should make direct comparisons with the Isle of Man so maybe that's an area of weakness I could exploit.

So given those terms, I guess it would be very difficult to win a Political argument with you.

Tony has got spots !!!! well its the internet isnt it ?? :hihi::thumbsup:

This thread won't last long

Why do you feel it necessary to start every post with this pointless comment :confused:

Surely this thread should be in the fishing section ?????? :thumbsup:

Its an impossible scenario to judge,You could be a 6' 9"" 20 stone boxer,there again you could be a 5' nothing egghead..or vice versa..never judge a book by its cover

doesn't mean the little one wouldn't wi a physicl fight with 1 well placed kick....
on the other hand, if the 6'9", 20 stone boxer fell on the 5' nothing egghead due to a well placed kick, neither would be the winner

I'd probably lose whoever I was put up against. I don't like confrontations

I'd probably lose whoever I was put up against. I don't like confrontations

^^^I second that. I'd avoid a row at all costs!

I'd probably lose whoever I was put up against. I don't like confrontations

^^^I second that. I'd avoid a row at all costs!

Oooooh... who'd win if you had a non-confrontation contest? You had to talk to each other about 100 different contentious subjects, first to disagree with the other loses.

Oooooh... who'd win if you had a non-confrontation contest? You had to talk to each other about 100 different contentious subjects, first to disagree with the other loses.
Bloody Germanophobes, not worth arguing with :hihi::hihi:

I'd go for the tourney and then, being a female and not allowed to compete anyway, I'm allowed to choose a champion in my stead. I'd go for a member of the Sealed Knot with vast experience of jousting and choose him!

I'd win against you easily ... :D

You -v- Me

A competition
A debate
A fight
A medieval tourney

Brains or brawn, personality or appearance, serious or frivolous, joyful or sinister, nasty or nice.

Feel free to pick on somebody above you in this thread and have a face off. Would you win or would you lose?


Who is your inferior, who is your superior?



(Obviously being the first I'm open to all sorts of ridicule, but my shoulders are broad and this way I don't have to pick anyone else )


There's only one way to find out...


FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

But I'll save you the energy. I would win on all counts. :thumbsup: Except modesty... :hihi:

Shouldn't this be in the I'm Bored section?

Erm, ok - fight!


*gets coat knuckle duster*

Bloody Germanophobes, not worth arguing with :hihi::hihi:

It's a good job I've got you on my ignore list or I'd be tempted to have a xenophobic rant at you now. :P

Ohhh, i like this kind of stuff:D
But the ones id like to 'challenge' arent on the thread yet.
But ill keep watching:suspect:

It's a good job I've got you on my ignore list or I'd be tempted to have a xenophobic rant at you now. :P

I was called a xenophobic muppet yesterday..
Someone on youtube took offence to my latest addition..
Some people eh:loopy::hihi:

there is one like this in 'Im bored' its called....

crossers argument thread....:thumbsup: you are welcome to come there for a good scrap

Its an impossible scenario to judge,You could be a 6' 9"" 20 stone boxer,there again you could be a 5' nothing egghead..or vice versa..never judge a book by its cover

:hihi: lol bit like you and me

David and Goliath :)

Oooooh... who'd win if you had a non-confrontation contest? You had to talk to each other about 100 different contentious subjects, first to disagree with the other loses.

I can argue - I just avoid it, unless I'm backed into a corner like a rat! I avoid bringing up subjects with my friends if I know we disagree on them. Not much point since neither of us will change our opinions.

I'd win - every time, against anybody.

Though, depending on the state of my hormones, it would either be by sheer, maniacal, menopausal rage or by drowning some poor bugger in my tears :hihi:

I'd win - every time, against anybody.

Though, depending on the state of my hormones, it would either be by sheer, maniacal, menopausal rage or by drowning some poor bugger in my tears :hihi:

Shut it or I'll push yer teeth in! :rant::rant::rant:

Shouldn't this be in the I'm Bored section?

Erm, ok - fight!


*gets coat knuckle duster*

You lookin' at me?! :rant:

I'd win - every time, against anybody.

Though, depending on the state of my hormones, it would either be by sheer, maniacal, menopausal rage or by drowning some poor bugger in my tears :hihi:

"Sheer maniacal menopausal rage" is it...?


Damn....

Damn!


Wheres the Kleenex....?

You lookin' at me?! :rant:

yes Anddddddddddddddddddd :D

You lookin' at me?! :rant:

Yup, so? Got a problem wi it? Sue me!

Shut it or I'll push yer teeth in! :rant::rant::rant:

You mean you've recoveried from your thunderstorm induced cowering wimpery?? :hihi:

"Sheer maniacal menopausal rage" is it...?


Damn....

Damn!


Wheres the Kleenex....?

Down, boy, down - go and take your tablets, for goodness sake. :hihi:

You mean you've recoveried from your thunderstorm induced cowering wimpery?? :hihi:

That wasn't cowering wimpery, that was being a MAN!

Yup, so? Got a problem wi it? Sue me!

Yeah I've got a problem wi it! :rant:

*actually contemplates suing Scarby as it will involve less blood* :hihi:

tallness competition: me
singing competition: me
cooking skills: me
modesty: you
sexiness competition: you
darts: you
snooker/pool: you
being lovely: me
we could do this all day I guess and it wouldnt become any more informative or interesting...

we all have our good and bad qualities, celebrate being unique!

That wasn't cowering wimpery, that was being a MAN!

Hiding behind a poor little Yorkie and quivering is being a man???

Dearie me, you obviously can't live up to the high standards of manliness set by Mr Wocky, can you? :hihi:






(He usually hides behind the cat during thunderstorms.)

Yeah I've got a problem wi it! :rant:

*actually contemplates suing Scarby as it will involve less blood* :hihi:

God, don't be so bloody boring - solicitors cost money, use ya fists ya Wimpus McManus!

Hiding behind a poor little Yorkie and quivering is being a man???

Dearie me, you obviously can't live up to the high standards of manliness set by Mr Wocky, can you? :hihi:






(He usually hides behind the cat during thunderstorms.)

I NEVER hide behind my cat!

I hide INSIDE him!

muahahahahahaaaa

tallness competition: me
singing competition: me
cooking skills: me
modesty: you
sexiness competition: you
darts: you
snooker/pool: you
being lovely: me
we could do this all day I guess and it wouldnt become any more informative or interesting...

we all have our good and bad qualities, celebrate being unique! My bold

You think there's something special about being tall, do you? Got something against those of us who are short and fat? Want to come and discuss it in person, then? :rant::rant::rant:

God, don't be so bloody boring - solicitors cost money, use ya fists ya Wimpus McManus!

Ok!

*limbers up* :)

Hiding behind a poor little Yorkie and quivering is being a man???

Dearie me, you obviously can't live up to the high standards of manliness set by Mr Wocky, can you? :hihi:






(He usually hides behind the cat during thunderstorms.)

The Yorkie was on the sofa, I was in the kitchen under the table - some "Mans Best Friend" she turned out to be! If someone broke into our house, she's help them load up their van! :rolleyes:

Anyway, carry on with your lip, and you'll be drinking through a straw!

Ok!

*limbers up* :)

Ooo, look. A little birdy wirdy (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/383241441_f8ef32f3b3.jpg?v=0).

The Yorkie was on the sofa, I was in the kitchen under the table - some "Mans Best Friend" she turned out to be! If someone broke into our house, she's help them load up their van! :rolleyes:

Anyway, carry on with your lip, and you'll be drinking through a straw!

As long as it's one of those brightly coloured ones, with a bendy bit in the middle, it won't bother me, pal. :hihi:

I'm 'ard, I am.

As long as it's one of those brightly coloured ones, with a bendy bit in the middle, it won't bother me, pal. :hihi:

I'm 'ard, I am.

Not one of those twirly wurly ones? They make you look really 'ard.

I actually meant to say "eating" through a straw, but it's too late! :(

Ooo, look. A little birdy wirdy (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/383241441_f8ef32f3b3.jpg?v=0).

Looks a bit like your Mum. Except more attractive. :)

Not one of those twirly wurly ones? They make you look really 'ard.

I actually meant to say "eating" through a straw, but it's too late! :(

Never mind, men are never very good at swift repartee - they don't have the wits for it. :hihi:

Looks a bit like your Mum. Except more attractive. :)

Which one, the big un or the small un?

Never mind, men are never very good at swift repartee - they don't have the wits for it. :hihi:

I am usually, I just got carried away with laughing at you trying to look "ard" with a brightly coloured bendy straw in yer mush! :hihi:

Which one, the big un or the small un?

The big un. The small un is you. :D

That wasn't cowering wimpery, that was being a MAN!

Theres a Difference? :o

I am usually, I just got carried away with laughing at you trying to look "ard" with a brightly coloured bendy straw in yer mush! :hihi:

I'll have you know I could even look 'ard with one of them cocktail umbrellas behind my ear.:hihi:

I'll have you know I could even look 'ard with one of them cocktail umbrellas behind my ear.:hihi:

I bet you'd look even 'arder with a sparkler down yer cleavage too! :heyhey:

The big un. The small un is you. :D

Nah, the small uns you, your her prey, she's gonna take great delight in munching your little legs off, one by one. :D

Theres a Difference? :o

Yeh, ones being a cowardly wimp, the other one is ME! :D

Nah, the small uns you, your her prey, she's gonna take great delight in munching your little legs off, one by one. :D



Yeh, ones being a cowardly wimp, the other one is ME! :D

That's the big brave you trembling under the kitchen table then?

Nah, the small uns you, your her prey, she's gonna take great delight in munching your little legs off, one by one. :D



Your mum always fight your battles, does she? ;)

Stop ganging up on me! :sad:

I get emotionally vicious y'know, so watch ya backs! :rant:

I bet you'd look even 'arder with a sparkler down yer cleavage too! :heyhey:

A sparkler? Poor little bugger would get lost down there - it'd have to be a Roman Candle at least :hihi:

A sparkler? Poor little bugger would get lost down there - it'd have to be a Roman Candle at least :hihi:


ahhhhhhhhh.....

From past threads I can safely say that you would win a political debate with me, but then again that's probably because you refused to compare this adminstration with the last Tory one, you refused to discuss the Governments latest proposals and seeing as the Tories never come out with any of their own, then you won't need to discuss those.

Mind you, you did argue that we should make direct comparisons with the Isle of Man so maybe that's an area of weakness I could exploit.

So given those terms, I guess it would be very difficult to win a Political argument with you.

You do yourself a great disservice. I might not agree with much that you hold dear but you have a rude tenacity that I admire even if I think that you are completely, hopelessly and utterly wrong on each and every occasion! :hihi:

The IoM? Hmm tell more. You have an angle that you can exploit, or do I have a weak spot?

Would fight any man living because i have a very good left hook when got my duster on and element of surprise to get a quick K.O