I've just got scratched and nipped to death by my niece....:hihi:

She pulled my hair too the little sh....lovely girl...:D

My god, she hurts! :hihi:

Yep, I sometimes think alll they see when they look at us is a cafeteria and a play gym, lol.

Yep, I sometimes think alll they see when they lok at us is a cafeteria and a play gym, lol.

:o and a tissue cosy! my youngest has just decided to share the fruits of her cold with my nice clean shirt.....:gag::hihi:

:o and a tissue cosy! my youngest has just decided to share the fruits of her cold with my nice clean shirt.....:gag::hihi:

*shudder* Oh yes, I found a nice snot streak on me last night...and I handed him over to his grandparents yesterday morning, so it must have been there all day. Lovely:gag:

Least it wasn't milky sick the OH didn't tell you that you'd been sporting all day :rolleyes:

My youngest has just bashed me over the nose and given me a nose bleed :mad: she didnt mean to but it bought tears to my eyes!

Jeez, honeyb35, bet that hurt :hihi: Think i got away lightly with a few nips and scratches! :hihi:

Ooh, I'd fogotten about accidental nuttings by little ones with big heavy heads...always painful. I'm out of practice dodging those, bet the new one gets me, lol.

Our lad split his dad's lip at aged 5 months! He also brained me with a rattle last month and I thought I was going to faint. He can't help it because he's so biiiig - when I take him to play areas for babies the other mothers quietly try to remove their own delicate flower babes from his maniacal grinning advances, poor boy! You ought to try pinning him down when he decides to try crawling during a nappy change..... :o

I've had a few cracks to the nose too

I'm doing well - haven't had no proper cracks yet! Think i'll stick to the nips/scratches for now :hihi:

Glad I'm not alone in this. I'm used as a diving bomb cushion. I've also had black eye when he had a tantrum headbutted me (which he does all the time...) and then bashed me very hard with my 1/2 full pop bottle (unluckily it had the top still on).:gag:

Our lad split his dad's lip at aged 5 months! He also brained me with a rattle last month and I thought I was going to faint. He can't help it because he's so biiiig - when I take him to play areas for babies the other mothers quietly try to remove their own delicate flower babes from his maniacal grinning advances, poor boy! You ought to try pinning him down when he decides to try crawling during a nappy change..... :o

:hihi: that reminds me of when I take my little one to a local toddler group. All the other kids are racing around and mine just sits there on the floor waiting to get trodden on! :roll: :hihi:

Glad I'm not alone in this. I'm used as a diving bomb cushion. I've also had black eye when he had a tantrum headbutted me (which he does all the time...) and then bashed me very hard with my 1/2 full pop bottle (unluckily it had the top still on).:gag:

:o ouch!! poor you!

Scarlett head butted me recently and bust my lip, I was bleeding everywhere and my main though was not to get it on her dress lol She often does this when she's trying to get to sleep on me she just lifts her head and then chucks it forward. I thought it was cause she's half Scottish but from the previous post obviously not!