Chavs, glorious chavs!
Hot Burbeary caps n jackets!
While we're in the mood
Fake diamonds and swearing!
Large hoodies and acne!
What next is the question?
Fake Rich gentlemen have it, boys -- So-ver-eign!

Chavs, glorious chavs!
We're anxious to walk past em.
Three cans of lager a hour -- Our favourite diet!

Just picture a great big t*** -- Sat, swearing or stoned.
Oh, Chavs,
Wonderful Chavs,
Marvellous Chavs,
Glorious Chavs!

Chavs, glorious chavs!
What is ther emore handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed -- still worth a kid's ransom.
What is it we dream about?
Wat brings on a sigh?
Piled chavs and their giro's, about six feet high!
Burning late into the night!

Chavs! sweaty, smelly chavs, hideous chavs! Gloriously inconvenient.... Chavs!

Thank you. :thumbsup:

a round of applause to datman :thumbsup:

Ugh, moaning about Chavs is SO 5 years ago.

Get an up to date hobby please.

Ugh, moaning about Chavs is SO 5 years ago.

Get an up to date hobby please.

Is there any need for such rudeness?

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2004/i-chav-calendar-p1.php

I thought it was a pretty poor effort.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2004/i-chav-calendar-p1.php

i gotta bag be a chav bird :hihi:

i gotta bag be a chav bird :hihi:

I aspire to be a chav - they get away with so many things.

I aspire to be a chav - they get away with so many things.

mine wont she will get 50 strikes with the cane if she does not use a knife and fork to eat her soup with :D

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2004/i-chav-calendar-p1.php

July and November are especially :gag::gag:

July and November are especially :gag::gag:

miss june is a bit of alright :heyhey: :hihi:

shoot me now im eying chave up :o

I'm a 'chav' :hihi: :hihi: