If you wore tin foil underpants and sat between two people trying to send files via bluetooth on their mobile phones would the tin foil block the signal?

..is that it?? Thought you were going to fess to hooking up with slimsid :hihi:

If you wore tin foil underpants and sat between two people trying to send files via bluetooth on their mobile phones would the tin foil block the signal?

Sort of. It would block the signal energy but the signal would become heat energy, and the foil underpants would heat up until you had to rip them off, so un-blocking the signal ;)

Probably not but should keep you feeling fresh :)

Sort of. It would block the signal energy but the signal would become heat energy, and the foil underpants would heat up until you had to rip them off, so un-blocking the signal ;)
hmmm wonder how long it'd take to cook yer new potatoes and cocktail sausage with a mobile signal

Why would you be wearing tin foil under crackers, and are you in cahoots with jabbers for the weirdest thread question?

The main benefit is that aliens wouldnt be able to brainwash your scrotum.

Why would you be wearing tin foil under crackers, and are you in cahoots with jabbers for the weirdest thread question?
1: more importantly, why "wouldnt" you be wearing tin foil underpants

2: I've just had a flash of inspiration lately :)

I dunno but all the slightly kinky shoplifters are now quaking in their tinfoil lined boots. :o

Why would you be wearing tin foil under crackers, and are you in cahoots with jabbers for the weirdest thread question?

I dont wear tin foil Y fronts!


I far prefer rubber, the sweat on a hot day makes for a good if smelly self cleaning system.

yeah i remember hearing that shoplifters used to use either a bunch of keys to block the signal to/from the security tag on someat they were nicking, or use a tin foil lined bag, coat.

disclaimer - ive never actually tried any of that, nor do i wear tin foil underpants, so if you try it and get busted......dont blame me, muppet

What if someone shoplifted a bluetooth enabled phone and shoved it down their tinfoil laden underpants? That would just be asking for trouble IMO.

The main benefit is that aliens wouldnt be able to brainwash your scrotum.

News flash for all men, everywhere: Contrary to popular belief, scrotums don't have brains! :rolleyes:

What if someone shoplifted a bluetooth enabled phone and shoved it down their tinfoil laden underpants? That would just be asking for trouble IMO.
tch, now your just being perverted

It might fry your veg..

News flash for all men, everywhere: Contrary to popular belief, scrotums don't have brains! :rolleyes:

Nonsense!

How else do we think...?

News flash for all men, everywhere: Contrary to popular belief, scrotums don't have brains! :rolleyes:

oh for gods sake, what am i gonna do now?
i need something to do the thinking for me :(

..is that it?? Thought you were going to fess to hooking up with slimsid :hihi:

BF................:love:

Nonsense!

How else do we think...?

I rest my case.:)

Oh God, imagine if you got knocked down, and the paramedics were cutting your trousers off, and there you were, looking like the last turkey in the shop!!How would you explain THAT?:suspect::hihi:

Oh God, imagine if you got knocked down, and the paramedics were cutting your trousers off, and there you were, looking like the last turkey in the shop!!How would you explain THAT?:suspect::hihi:
cutting em off with metal implemements?
thered be sparks :)

cutting em off with metal implemements?
thered be sparks :)

...and stuffing balls :hihi:

What if someone shoplifted a bluetooth enabled phone and shoved it down their tinfoil laden underpants? That would just be asking for trouble IMO.

Wouldn't it depend on whether or not they had it on silent vibrate? :hihi:

Wouldn't it depend on whether or not they had it on silent vibrate? :hihi:

or if it was still attatched to the charger?......

tch now you two are getting silly...and nasty

all i did was post a serious question in a serious thread and you two go and spoil it

I wouldnt say it was nasty... its turning me on.

tch now you two are getting silly...and nasty

all i did was post a serious question in a serious thread and you two go and spoil it

Typical bleddy man - everything is always somebody else's fault :rant:



PS: I think you'd definitely be better with the tinfoil on yer head - keep in nice and warm, since you don't have much natural insulation up top! :hihi:

I wouldnt say it was nasty... its turning me on.

With you, the two are seldom mutually exclusive :hihi:

Mel, sweetie, I'm taking you seriously. To answer your question you need to come to the next Harlequin meet where I will sit next to you and try and text the 100-odd other forummers who are guaranteed to be there sitting at the other side of you waiting for the answer.


:)

Mel, sweetie, I'm taking you seriously. To answer your question you need to come to the next Harlequin meet where I will sit next to you and try and text the 100-odd other forummers who are guaranteed to be there sitting at the other side of you waiting for the answer.


:)

Better still, we could dress Mel and Sean in tinfoil undercrackers!! :hihi:

Oo
now im turned on :)

Oo
now im turned on :)

Now, tell me Mr Bell, how long have you had this sick fantasy about Sean Bean in tinfoil underpants?? :hihi:

about 4 minutes?

about 4 minutes?

*Dozy bites tongue very hard and refrains from the obvious rejoinder*

In fact, I think I'll go and do some knitting now and stop increasing my post count for a while!!

ooh knitting me a tin foil tank top?

PMSL @ This thread! :lol:

Doesn't it transmit a radio signal in all directions? I'm sure the signal would be picked up by another device in the vicinity even if it was a reflected signal?

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If you wore tin foil underpants and sat between two people trying to send files via bluetooth on their mobile phones would the tin foil block the signal?

Are we talking with, or without a raised antenna:cool:

There was an ad recently on the forum classifieds but I can't find it to put a link. Twas for latex body paint, they just paint the stuff directly on to you sans clothing and off you go! Could be worth researching before the next meet?

There was an ad recently on the forum classifieds but I can't find it to put a link. Twas for latex body paint, they just paint the stuff directly on to you sans clothing and off you go! Could be worth researching before the next meet?

TCH and heres me thinking your gay..you just want to get me in the buff young lady...tch
:help:

Doesn't it transmit a radio signal in all directions? I'm sure the signal would be picked up by another device in the vicinity even if it was a reflected signal?

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yeah but with bluetooth you select the device to recieve the file, so itll only go to that device and fail..........if it hits tin foil underpants

yeah but with bluetooth you select the device to recieve the file, so itll only go to that device and fail..........if it hits tin foil underpants

I still think the selected device would pick up a signal?

Have you ever tried screening something to prevent radio interference? It can be a real problem.

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no just tried screening my willy from interference

I once coated each and every tooth in my head individually with tin foil.

I have about 12 fillings too so... things became "Interesting" for a few minutes.

Off topic, I know, but... Im in the mood to babble for a change.

TCH and heres me thinking your gay..you just want to get me in the buff young lady...tch
:help:

Goddamn it man, it's taken me nigh on 41 years to perfect this gay image, just to get to see your foil-clad willy, and now you've exposed me as the prevert I am!

And yes I did say prevert...

ooh TWO typos for the same word, well done :D

ooh TWO typos for the same word, well done :D

Oy watch it or I wont be texting next to you, I'll be bringing me son's electric shock thing from his joke book!



*reconsiders as it may sound too appealing...*

ooh knitting me a tin foil tank top?

Don't be silly - you know perfectly well you can't knit with tin foil!!

I'm knitting a hen cosy, if you must know :hihi:

Mel, for God sake, don't run in those things,it'll create friction which will turn into a signal that will be beamed from somewhere near Whitby to those giant ministry of defence listening triangles out on the North Yorkshire moors, God man, you could spark war of the worlds.

anyway its decided, next meet im appearing wearing spray on latex, my chest hair on display and tin foil underpants...........stunning