well.....what would you do? im researching for when I win the lottery and can have you all as my very own performing circus.

....run naked down fargate shouting a phrase of your choice.

£1,000 or a million?

£1,000 or a million?

just a thousand, im not made of money ;)

Hmmmm......*thinks*

....run naked down fargate shouting a phrase of your choice.

'the goblins are chasing me, the goblins are chasing me, get out of the way!'

i'll start saving!!

any more risky thoughts can be forwarded to my pm box ;) although for £1,000 i'd want some kind of schedule of service put in place haha

any more risky thoughts can be forwarded to my pm box ;) although for £1,000 i'd want some kind of schedule of service put in place haha

A grand wouldn't even get you into my knicker drawer! :hihi:

A grand wouldn't even get you into my knicker drawer! :hihi:

that's pricey knicks! lol....may have to haggle and settle for the sock draw

well a £1,000 isn't that much, so I would consider having dinner with someone I hated

for 1000, i'de jump into one of the fountains outside john lewis, flapping around and quacking like a duck.

For a million pounds, on the otherhand, I would lick in between Jabberwockys toes.....:gag:

for 1000, i'de jump into one of the fountains outside john lewis, flapping around and quacking like a duck.

For a million pounds, on the otherhand, I would lick in between Jabberwockys toes.....:gag:

how about someones toe that has had their nail rotted off and has gone a funky yellow colour? lol (not me...saw it on a programme once and made me nearly chuck up)

how about someones toe that has had their nail rotted off and has gone a funky yellow colour? lol (not me...saw it on a programme once and made me nearly chuck up)

Not a chance I saw that! what was that programme? On MTV where they just gave people money to do horrible stuff??

that's pricey knicks! lol....may have to haggle and settle for the sock draw

They're some pretty flash socks in there, you know....

I had a think and for £1,000 I would show you my party trick: putting my whole fist in my mouth. Didn't say it'd be anything flash.:hihi:

I'd do pretty much anything for £1000 :hihi:

I'd take a bath with cold beans, as long as the price of them wasn't deducted from my grand :hihi:

I'd take a bath with cold beans, as long as the price of them wasn't deducted from my grand :hihi:

shops own brand or heinz?....could be a pricey bath

Heinz, only the best for me ;)

Id even go out with someone as ugly as George Clooney for £1000.;)

sell my body to any woman

i would not do anyrhing with it as its not more than loose change

A grand wouldn't even get you into my knicker drawer! :hihi:

Would it lead you to at least show me which one IS your knicker drawer? :D

I woudn't do much for a grand these days! I might get out of bed.

i would do a surprising amount of things ;)

I'd do pretty much anything for £1000 :hihi:

Anything? :suspect: That's worrying?

Did anyone use to watch The Word? People used to eat dog poo, just to be on tv.

Whatever you like. I can live for a year on that out here and live well. :)

Tell you what I'll go to a BNP meeting and shout Allah is great. :D

I would be able to have a week off work :thumbsup:

I could have a month off work.....:)

I could have a month off work.....:)

a month........:o

a month........:o
Is there any thread where I can get away from this BL***Y JONGO?:help:

Is there any thread where I can get away from this BL***Y JONGO?:help:

*back on topic*

For £1000 I would get sweatyshopboy banned for going off topic....:hihi:

Is there any thread where I can get away from this BL***Y JONGO?:help:

you not met jabberwocky then...:D

For one thousand pound you can spend a day with my lovely partner. :)

Whatever you like. I can live for a year on that out here and live well. :)

Tell you what I'll go to a BNP meeting and shout Allah is great. :D

LOL make sure you stand near the exit!