What's the best story you've ever told about yourself to impress someone you fancy?

interesting thread Pilon, but you must go first, as it must be on your mind.

Well, OK, I admit it - I was using the Forum.

Not maliciously, but as a tool. You see, I'm writing a script and I needed a story for the hero to tell his would-be girlfriend.

I confess: I am useless with women, thus I decided to seek the help of my fellow Sheffielders....

I just told the guy I fancied how good I was at a LOT of things like erm....cooking and cooking and more cooking....they hung around to find out then on realising I tell no lies he married me ASAP !! Don't think it will be allowed in your play though!!! :hihi: