I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.... It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister in law was twenty two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally bra-less. She would regulary bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Becuase she never did it when she was near any one else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline for the front door. I opened the door and ran straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. 'We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

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Always keep your condoms in your car