By a Rabbit?

I was most unfortunate the other day whilst stroking little flopsy he decided to take a good proportion out of my left leg. It was shortly followed by large amounts of swearing.

So in all I have been bitten now by: 2 snakes, 6 dogs, a gerbil, a hamster, 1 girl and a goldfish.

Anyone else feel they are being picked on by nature?






OK maybe the goldfish bit was exaggerating a little.

By a fish while swimming in Greece, it took a nice bite out of my big toe.:shakes:

I have been smitten several times but not bitten (I on reflection I think being bitten would have been a lot less painful, both emotionally and also financially!).

I got bitten just once by a rabbit.
Guess who had the last laugh?.
Dont you just love onion gravy and carrots. :heyhey:

Originally posted by viking
I got bitten just once by a rabbit.
Guess who had the last laugh?.
Dont you just love onion gravy and carrots. :heyhey:

lol :clap:

Had a massive collection of Arachnids but never had a bite ever. Did get a few reptile bites though, snakes, alligator snappers and lizards.
Been nipped by dogs but never had a real bite.
Once got bit by a Goth but this is a family forum.

I was bitten by my dog ages ago in the face, dint do any bad damage.

Ive been bitten twice by horses, one bit me on my arm when I was seven and left a nasty bruise and another horse bit me on my boob while on holiday in Tenerife when I was pregnant with my son.

Thing is I love horses and wish I knew why they bit me.

Jo

Originally posted by Squashie28
another horse bit me on my boob while on holiday in Tenerife

:hihi: Damn them horses.. I think I want to be one if I come back in an afterlife :D

I only ever been bit by dogs (and I want no funny jokes!), other animals I get on with, just dogs :shakes:

I've been bitten by some form of mammal b4, cant promise it was an animal tho! :P

A few weeks ago, I got bitten by a mates ferret. Possibly the most painful thing ever. :(

Got hospitalised by a dog when I was younger - got numerous scars now to prove it. Ran past my skinny mate to get to me as well - cheeky ****** :suspect:

Been bitten by various other little animals as well but nothing serious :)

It was shortly followed by large amounts of swearing.

Where did your bunny learn to talk?

norty norty bunny!!!


;)

On the shoulder by a llama at Sowerby Zoo - near Bridlington.

On the wrist by a Barbary Ape in Gibraltar.

On the hand by a tarantula in Belize.

All over by mosquitoes wherever I go. :mad:

i have been bitten by various small animals but my mum got bitten by her pet terapin,it latched onto her lip and would not let go. it took about half hour to get it off!

On a similar theme,a wasp once stung me on my nipple.It swelled up to three times its normal size.If only the damned thing could have made its way further south........:heyhey:

I was once bitten by a hamster I was looking after and it bl**dy hurt. His teeth went very deep into my poor thumb.

The same thumb was also the victim of a horse. I was feeding it some of my Crunchie but I didn't get my thumb tucked away enough and the ungratefull s*d got hold of my thumb and would not let go. I thought it had crushed it but it just swelled up and throbbed a lot. :mad:

My big sister once trapped her finger in the car door and then got stung by a bee on the same finger later in the day. Oh, how I laughed...

I only ever got bitten by my hamster.

Little b**ger.

me mate got it worst though.... the dumb as* decided to put her hand in the hamster tank in pet shop, and it bit her and hung on, so when she pulled her hand up, it was still dangling on her finger. Made a rate mess of blood. :gag:

Not bitten but I have got stung twice by a wasp.. The first time was at Flamingo Land 20 odd years ago, and the 2nd time was on the Train coming back from Leeds a few months back.

I've been bitten by most of my pets at sometime or another, one of my hamsters bit me once...it died the next day... i swear i had nothing to do with it!!!!:suspect: :suspect: :suspect: :suspect: :suspect:

Originally posted by saxon51
On the shoulder by a llama at Sowerby Zoo - near Bridlington.

I wonder if it's the same llama that spit at my partners dad. :suspect:

I was bitten by my rabbit on the nipple!!:rant:

not bare nipple, through my top and bra but it still hurt!!!!

When I was a kid I was bitten by my pet rabbit.

In recent years I've been nipped by various cats.

When in Alaska some years ago I was accosted by a large mosquito that managed to latch on to a vein in the back of my hand. I was busy changing a tyre for someone at the time and only noticed when I saw it swollen up to the size of a small pea with my blood.

That was the point at which I flicked it off. Apart from the mess it left part of the head in the wound and for a couple of days I was wondering whether I was going to get something nasty.

I was also stung / bitten / whatever by some wood ants some years back. They smarted.

And cat fleas. Ooodles of cat flea bites.

Joe :)

Never been bitten by a dog or cat. Was snapped at once by a horse, but it missed me!

Was bitten by a former boyfriend's pet baby alligator. I was encouraged to pick up the critter after being assured that it wouldn't bite.

It opened a 1 inch gash on my index finger that bled for an eternity. Their little teeth are razor sharp, and these animals DO NOT make good pets. Most people give no thought as to how they'll cope with it when it starts getting big.

It's also illegal to own, but that doesn't prevent some people from getting one.

:) Sierra

You can get a Dwarf Cayman with a DWA licence - don't know about alligators though. I'll stick with my 2 Bearded Dragons for the time being :)

My 7 stone GSD was having an epileptic fit one night & I ran downstairs buck naked to see what the commotion was.

I must have startled him & jumped up & bit my wrist

:roll: phew!

But the puncture wound was right over my radial artery & I bled like a fountain :o

Scary

Originally posted by citygirl
I wonder if it's the same llama that spit at my partners dad. :suspect:

It was about 1960ish. They took me to the first aid post, and the woman in charge said, "You shouldn't have got so close."

I had teeth marks in the back and front of my shoulder - it lifted me off the ground!!:mad: If I remember correctly, my dad punched it in the nose after it let go:thumbsup:

I hate the buggers now.:(

My wife was once bitten on the tit by a rabbit.

Originally posted by saxon51
On the shoulder by a llama at Sowerby Zoo - near Bridlington.

On the wrist by a Barbary Ape in Gibraltar.

On the hand by a tarantula in Belize.

All over by mosquitoes wherever I go. :mad:

Not having much luck are you saxon51?
Llama, Barbary ape and a tarantula - what exotic creatures too!

i have been bitten by hamsters, gerbils, chipmunks, a parrot, cockatiels, rabbits.

we used to own a pet shop at Walkley so it came with the job.

I was walking my new (had him a week) pet rabbit today on his lead, which attmittedly he doesnt seem to be very fond of, when he started charging at my legs and biting me. Didnt really understand it - was it the lead? was it the heat of the day making his blood boil? was he defending the territory of the garden against me? - or was he play fighting? He was friendly again later in the day, and thankfully his run arrived and I need ever use the lead again.

think the worst bites ive gotten are from my daughter! apart from that ive been bitten by numerous hamsters, a rabbit and a budgie

One of my old pet rabbits decided to attack me one day, tried to bite my bloody finger off, god knows what happened, one minute i was holding him then hes literally hanging off my finger dangling while im trying to move my arm around to get him off. Been bit more than enough times by my dog, shes calmed down alot now though, friends hamsters many times and a spider once which had somehow got on my belly :gag: it hurt and i hate spiders!

Once an evil hamster bit my finger - they have really pointy teeth!

You gotta watch out for bunnies, my ex's rabbit nibbled at my friend's shoe which I had borrowed for the night, causing one of the little straps to break.

To this day, my friend still does not believe me that the animal broke it! She is convinced that I fell over or something and just blamed an innocent bunny!

well "Nar then" yes you can say it goes with the job but i have been on the wrong end of 2 dog attacks (there love the taste of Postie in the morning)

First one a bit of a shocker...got bit by a 3 legged dog when i was on a Royal mail bike....(hide's head in shame at that one)

And the second was some big beast off a dog who came out of no where jumpped up on me and pinned me down and took a nice portion of my leg to boot..

Only down side of the story beeing that i could have had them both put down....but i love dog's so i dident :thumbsup: :D

and of cause when i had a hamster as much as i loved him at the time, only love he showed me was by taking a chunk out my finger

and then the time i got "2 Male" Minature Hamsters that after a short time turned in to 18 minature hamsters :thumbsup: all of them wanted a bit of my finguers.

Apart from that bite im free :D

yeah i was bitten by a horse, got a nice scar on my arm to prove it. it took a massive chunk out my arm and left it covered it blood. would have been alot worse if i wasnt wearing alot of layers (it was v cold)!!

Got bit by a mates rat before, took a nice chunk out me little finger.
And once in the face my another mates japenese akita, wern't a big bite.
But left a small scar on me mush :mad:

yeah i was bitten by a horse, got a nice scar on my arm to prove it. it took a massive chunk out my arm and left it covered it blood. would have been alot worse if i wasnt wearing alot of layers (it was v cold)!!

.......OUCH! :o

Evening all: 'May the 4th' be with you!


Not having much luck are you saxon51?
Llama, Barbary ape and a tarantula - what exotic creatures too!

Exotic, but painful redrobbo mate. Oh to be bitten by a simple hamster like the rest of you.:(

A shetland pony once bit my son.I reacted,without thinking,by punching it in the face :blush: The pony, staggered back a little and sneezed loads. I felt terrible for ages...

I always thought animals were so cute and lovable, turns out they're really violent, especially bunnys, watch out for them! Still love em really. Can understand why you punched the horse though gnomi,on the plus side perhaps it made it associate child biting with nose pain???

I always thought animals were so cute and lovable, turns out they're really violent, especially bunnys, watch out for them! Still love em really. Can understand why you punched the horse though gnomi,on the plus side perhaps it made it associate child biting with nose pain???

Cheers silverwinged-lets hope so eh? :D

I once got my ear pierced by a jack russel! Also been bitten by Hamsters, don't put your finger in the cage and point and them, they REALLY don't like it. I gpt bitten by a horse as I fed it an apple once. The most painful bite I've ever had though has got to be from a goose, that did hurt!

On a similar theme,a wasp once stung me on my nipple.It swelled up to three times its normal size.If only the damned thing could have made its way further south........:heyhey:

Why would you want your nipple to move south? :huh:

By a Rabbit?

I was most unfortunate the other day whilst stroking little flopsy he decided to take a good proportion out of my left leg. It was shortly followed by large amounts of swearing.

So in all I have been bitten now by: 2 snakes, 6 dogs, a gerbil, a hamster, 1 girl and a goldfish.

Anyone else feel they are being picked on by nature?






OK maybe the goldfish bit was exaggerating a little.


Hmmm! one seems to feel there maybe a hidden message in there somewhere! :suspect:

I was bitten by my pet ferret!!! The little sod was walking backwards on top of its hut whilst I was cleaning it out and run out of space thus falling on to the floor. Now if anyone has owned a ferret they will know how emotional these critters can be; well it cried its eyes out so I went to pick him up to stroke him better but the little blighter just sunk his nashers right in to my finger - man it hurt and it made me realise what Richard Whitely must've felt :hihi:

i was bitten by a pig

I was once bitten on the hand by a boyfriend's jack russel. It latched on and wouldn't let go. i pulled my arm up and the dog was just hanging in mid air, with my hand in its teeth. I started swinging it from side to side and it still hung on. I could have swung it round the room like a lassoo. The boyfriend appeared unconcerned at my mutilation by his best friend. Soon after retrieving my limb at great physical expense, the boyfriend was an ex.

i was bitten by a pig
Your fault for singing Wednesday songs outside Brammall Lane :hihi:

By a Rabbit?

I was most unfortunate the other day whilst stroking little flopsy he decided to take a good proportion out of my left leg. It was shortly followed by large amounts of swearing.
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:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: little Flopsy (http://www.nolledge.com/pictures/jack2.jpg) :o

J-Blaizes leg (NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED) (http://www.surfersvillage.com/gal/pictures/Imagen015_Gal.jpg)

One single argument emerges from all these varied, horrifying accounts- the animal kingdom in general [mammals, reptiles, birds etc] presents a danger to human life and limb. Perhaps they secretly despise us, and what we put down to 'accidents' are really calculated attempts to upset and humiliate, even maim and disfigure us? I have never been bitten, but I have recently been quite deliberately defacated upon by pigeons.

I have recently been quite deliberately defacated upon by pigeons.
Ferral or Wood, Timo?

Timo's car - yesterday (http://photos.hiveports.com/albums/userpics/10023/normal_Bird_crap_car.jpg) :o

Feral, actually Don. They seemed to relish my distress and disgust too. Mind you, old fruit, the worst was at Chatsworth recently. Do you know it took four of us to overcome that wounded deer that I'd brought down by cross-bow. Guess who got a hoof in the groin when we were dragging it back to the Landrover?

Guess who got a hoof in the groin when we were dragging it back to the Landrover?
NOT Mr Pink - your old Retainor? :o

[QUOTE=Don_Kiddick]:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: little Flopsy (http://www.nolledge.com/pictures/jack2.jpg)
I knew I shouldn't have left that bottle of nutrients out :hihi:

P.S Since posting this thread, I can now add another 2 dogs onto the list. Thanks lads :rolleyes:

Don Kiddick,
How dare you suggest that I would drive such an Oafmobile as a 'Vectra' or Victor' or whatever the birdlime-sodden vehicle in your link is called! My wife has a Mercedes and I am allowed a Reliant Cedric, for your information.

On a similar theme,a wasp once stung me on my nipple.It swelled up to three times its normal size.If only the damned thing could have made its way further south........:heyhey:
i have been bitten by mosquitoes on the right leg, so i have one black patchy leg and one white leg. it is always the same leg. i would not mind but we have only been on the canal fishing on Darnall and honestly i think they wait for me to arrive , lol

Juliedianne,
Some might find the contrast between the 'black patchy leg' and 'the one white leg' rather erotic. There is a market for everything you know...!

bit by a cat whilst holding it still for the vet.
bit by russian hamsters - several times.
once by a chipmonk.
at least twice this year by our horses.
numerous times by the dogs over the years.
once by a kestrel - well pecked anyway.
untold times by fleas & ticks.
and a few times during moments of passionate exercise.

Bit by a stray dog when I was about 6 years old.

I was petting the dog and it jumped up and bit me just above my eye.

I was bitten by a werewolf but I'm all right NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !




(they old ones are the best, eh?)

i have been bitten several times, the girl that used to live next door to me when i was little (think she was 2 years younger than me) used to bite me if i wouldnt give her what she wanted. i've been bit by dogs tho only small ones, the big ones wouldnt dere bite me. i've been bitten by all the rodenty things like rabits, rats, mice, ferrets & hamsters. also my cat bites me when he's had enough of me stroking him & the turtle always bites my fingers (& toes when he's out on the floor) but i dont blame him, he only thinks there chicken.

I was once bitten by the love bug :gag:

It bloody well hurt in the end :rolleyes:

Cant believe im saying this.. I got a squrriel right close to me in botanical gardens.. and it like grabbed my hand, and i thought aw cute! and the little schite bit me :(

Cant believe im saying this.. I got a squrriel right close to me in botanical gardens.. and it like grabbed my hand, and i thought aw cute! and the little schite bit me :(
That's cos you're a nut! :hihi:

That's cos you're a nut! :hihi:

Terrible Kiddick

Not your usual standard :suspect:

yes quite a few times and even with rabbits when i use to breed them the does was the ones who always went for you, the bucks would try to bite but not as bad as the does do. my german shepherd dog once went for me and got hold of the back of my leg I needed 25 stiches in the back of my leg when he let go, he was put down that same day i have been bitten many a time with dogs you just get use to it, I caught my girlfriend trying to bite my neck late one night she had just been sweeping out her crypt where she sleeps, it is a good job she is not sat here reading this otherwise I could be suffering from a bad head ache.

I have been bitten by a squirril too... still have the scar on my finger

In the sea on holiday cant remember where, abroad.

it was like a jlly fish shape.

I was in real pain.

i haven't but my mother in law was bitten by a squirrel she was trying to feed in botanical gardens lol she now has a phobia of squirrels lmao:D

I feel left out :( Not been bitten by anything interesting. I'm going to go feed the whales for a while or something.

i got bit when i was younger. i used to have a paper round and there was a right nasty bull dog and it used to grab my trousers, but one day in summer it bit ma ankel instead as i had a skirt on. Ive got scars now, and that dog is dead...i say good riddense!!!