View Full Version : Crossers "What should be BANNED?" Thread
As almost everyone has an idea of things that should be banned... and the present "Nanny State" here in the UK either bans things willy-nilly or legislates so that things are effectively banned..............
I was wondering what YOU think should be banned and why?
Answers on a thread on SF please (preferably this one, otherwise you might get banned)
:hihi::hihi:
Let the Banning commence ..............
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:07 I want to ban Banners, the little shop down Attercliffe!
I want to ban Banners, the little shop down Attercliffe!
I can't say I blame you...
They dont sell much of any use (except to the odd passing Pikey) :D
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:08 I want to ban Trinny and Sussanah from my TV.:mad:
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:11 Id like to ban the weekend. No one likes Saturdays and Sundays- people would be far happier if they could work all week and not have days off.
Id like to ban the weekend. No one likes Saturdays and Sundays- people would be far happier if they could work all week and not have days off.
I agree 110%
Music played full blast on car stereo's when they are driving through places where people live...like directly under my window. They apparently don't need a public broadcasting license even though they are broadcasting to the public......I would prefer to choose my own music in my own home.
Ban car radios being played in populated areas......:rant:
People who say "yeah yeah" rathar than just "yeah" or "ok"
They do my head in!!!!
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:15 People who spit.
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:15 The south!
Ban it!!! BAN IT!!!!!
Francis Wilson-Sky weatherman:loopy:
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:18 Women with opinions!
They shouldnt be allowed!
*Jabberwock scuttles off, sharpish like*
The south!
Ban it!!! BAN IT!!!!!
Sorry I cannot agree... If the south were not down south, it could be up here! AND THAT WOULD NEVER DO!!!!
Ban over ruled :hihi:
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:20 Jonathon Ross!!!!:gag:
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:21 Box girder bridges!
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:22 The rings of Saturn!
REALLY pee me off, they do!
doing tatoos on women over 40
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:23 Railway announcers who say" Sorry for the delay" !!! :rant::rant:
doing tatoos on women over 40
Erm;).................
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:24 The sky!
Ban it!
04jessops 19-08-2008, 19:25 Phone calls from annoying people.
Star Trek on telly.............
Lets face it, it was never that good to start with, then it turned into a bunch of geriatric social workers on a mission to tell everyone in the universe that they should be "nice to each other"..................
Like THAT would ever happen? :hihi::hihi::hihi:
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:26 Phone calls from annoying people.
Saying " We are pleased to tell you that you have just won........................."
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:27 People who stand dead still at the bottom of down escalators and hold you up.
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:28 Any creature thats descended from a primate who evolved around the rift valley area in Africa!
04jessops 19-08-2008, 19:28 People who stand dead still at the bottom of down escalators and hold you up.
I love those people!! They make the escalator journey so much more enjoyable.
Remote controls for televisual equipment.... What's the point in having kids now eh??
40 something men who feel the urge to dress in womens clothes and wear make up...:loopy:
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:30 The scapula.
Its a pointless bone and should, like its nasty little friend the femur, be utterly banned.
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:30 40 something men who feel the urge to dress in womens clothes and wear make up...:loopy:
OY!
Erm...
I agree, yeah...
erm.
04jessops 19-08-2008, 19:31 The scapula.
Its a pointless bone and should, like its nasty little friend the femur, be utterly banned.
But then what would replace it?
KEYS!
How many times have you got home, and tried to open your front door with the keyfob for the car?
Be honest :D
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:33 People who say "Have a nice day" :mad:
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:33 But then what would replace it?
Wheels!
Imagine wheels in place of the femurs and the scapulas! Its perfect!
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:34 Wheels!
Bloody ban `em all!
Driving licences................
Why?
Just WHY??
In my experience, they will let ANYONE drive anyway!!!!!
Even Bus drivers (and they dont even have to send off the crisp packet tokens anymore so I'm told) :hihi:
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:37 In a restaurant when they serve your food and say"Enjoywhat do they bloomin well think we are going to do!!!:mad:
In a restaurant when they serve your food and say"Enjoywhat do they bloomin well think we are going to do!!!:mad:
Actually I think that is a form or Sarcasm ................(not your post, but the subject matter)
:(
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:41 Horses with bogeys!
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:41 Bogeys on horses.:rolleyes:
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:42 I saw a lady pick a horses nose once and eat the bogey!
Id ban her too!
After Id had my evil way with her.
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:43 The Tinsley cooling towers!
Muhahahahahahahahaaaaaaacoughaaaaaa!
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!
I nearly forgot.............
Mick Hucknell (He was soo much last century.................. last century!)
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:45 Adrian Chiles and that Irish bird who sits beside him:rolleyes:
I think that the holes in CD's should be banned too. because you could fit another 4 minutes of music in that hole!
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:48 Anyone who listens to THIS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQWZ-8WmJ8)
AND the posh little buggers who sing it!
Russel Grant ( I wont post a reason, I bet you can figure it out for yourself):loopy:
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:50 The year 1457.
TERRIBLE year!
Anyone who listens to THIS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQWZ-8WmJ8)
AND the posh little buggers who sing it!
Jabby.............. for posting the above link :hihi::hihi:
cressida 19-08-2008, 19:51 Food Advertisements And Cookery Programmes On Tv - All Contributing To Obesity
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:51 Women who call me sarcastic!
Yeah the OH is picking on me again.
Actually, ban her too!
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:53 Tarquin giving out fudge recipes when he knows im on a diet.
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:55 Anyone refusing to listen to THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0FiS5e72ws) all the way through!
hey crosser is in that video....ban him
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 19:58 Anyone who doesnt laugh madly after watching this for an hour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBsxqQIu_5s)!
pattricia 19-08-2008, 19:59 Those gaps in between tee shirts and jeans .
Jabberwocky 19-08-2008, 20:01 OHs who drag me away from my computer just when Im enjoying myself tormenting people!
New Labour and the Conservatives.
And banning things, that's banned, so you can all pack it in :-)
ban the mods from banning patti
ban the mods from banning patti
watch it you might be next talking like that
ban people from reporting chats
Waltheof 19-08-2008, 21:13 ban those who misuse apostrophe's...
pattricia 19-08-2008, 21:16 ban the mods from banning patti
No way, I serve my sentence when necessary.;)
pattricia 19-08-2008, 21:17 Nurses with cold hands
Cooks who keep fudge to themselves.:mad:
ban the invisible facility
Jersey cream fudge;Just made some;you put weight on just looking at it staring back at you from the fridge:love::love::love:
Waltheof 19-08-2008, 21:24 skimmed milk...it's like gnat's pee!
SCOTTISH call centres for a Bank that's SUPPOSED to be based in ruddy YORKSHIRE! :rant:
they should ban the smoking ban
they should ban all smoking areas
Waltheof 19-08-2008, 22:31 caber tossing in public
Chris De Burgh impersonators
ban avatars of former beatles
Waltheof 19-08-2008, 22:39 ban beetles!!!
Waltheof 19-08-2008, 22:44 Ban nepotism
Only in the family!
pattricia 19-08-2008, 22:47 Ban all people who say "Really" :)
Ban grumpy Doctor receptionists
Waltheof 19-08-2008, 22:50 Ban all people who say "Really" :)
Really??? :o
Ban nurses who dont do bed baths
pattricia 19-08-2008, 22:54 Ban cooks who wont hand over their fudge.
Ban annoying teenagers:hihi:
Waltheof 19-08-2008, 22:59 Ban annoying teenagers:hihi:
such as the Beatles?
such as the Beatles?
No early Mozart & Beethoven;)
Sweatshopboy 05-09-2008, 01:36 Bloke's with ponytails.
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