As almost everyone has an idea of things that should be banned... and the present "Nanny State" here in the UK either bans things willy-nilly or legislates so that things are effectively banned..............

I was wondering what YOU think should be banned and why?


Answers on a thread on SF please (preferably this one, otherwise you might get banned)

:hihi::hihi:

Let the Banning commence ..............

I want to ban Banners, the little shop down Attercliffe!

I want to ban Banners, the little shop down Attercliffe!


I can't say I blame you...
They dont sell much of any use (except to the odd passing Pikey) :D

I want to ban Trinny and Sussanah from my TV.:mad:

Id like to ban the weekend. No one likes Saturdays and Sundays- people would be far happier if they could work all week and not have days off.

Id like to ban the weekend. No one likes Saturdays and Sundays- people would be far happier if they could work all week and not have days off.



I agree 110%

Music played full blast on car stereo's when they are driving through places where people live...like directly under my window. They apparently don't need a public broadcasting license even though they are broadcasting to the public......I would prefer to choose my own music in my own home.
Ban car radios being played in populated areas......:rant:

People who say "yeah yeah" rathar than just "yeah" or "ok"

They do my head in!!!!

People who spit.

The south!

Ban it!!! BAN IT!!!!!

Francis Wilson-Sky weatherman:loopy:

Women with opinions!

They shouldnt be allowed!



*Jabberwock scuttles off, sharpish like*

The south!

Ban it!!! BAN IT!!!!!

Sorry I cannot agree... If the south were not down south, it could be up here! AND THAT WOULD NEVER DO!!!!

Ban over ruled :hihi:

Delia Smith

Jonathon Ross!!!!:gag:

Box girder bridges!

Window lickers

The rings of Saturn!

REALLY pee me off, they do!

doing tatoos on women over 40

Railway announcers who say" Sorry for the delay" !!! :rant::rant:

doing tatoos on women over 40

Erm;).................

The sky!

Ban it!

Phone calls from annoying people.

Star Trek on telly.............

Lets face it, it was never that good to start with, then it turned into a bunch of geriatric social workers on a mission to tell everyone in the universe that they should be "nice to each other"..................

Like THAT would ever happen? :hihi::hihi::hihi:

Phone calls from annoying people.

Saying " We are pleased to tell you that you have just won........................."

People who stand dead still at the bottom of down escalators and hold you up.

Any creature thats descended from a primate who evolved around the rift valley area in Africa!

People who stand dead still at the bottom of down escalators and hold you up.

I love those people!! They make the escalator journey so much more enjoyable.

Remote controls for televisual equipment.... What's the point in having kids now eh??

40 something men who feel the urge to dress in womens clothes and wear make up...:loopy:

The scapula.

Its a pointless bone and should, like its nasty little friend the femur, be utterly banned.

40 something men who feel the urge to dress in womens clothes and wear make up...:loopy:

OY!

Erm...


I agree, yeah...



erm.

The scapula.

Its a pointless bone and should, like its nasty little friend the femur, be utterly banned.

But then what would replace it?

KEYS!

How many times have you got home, and tried to open your front door with the keyfob for the car?

Be honest :D

People who say "Have a nice day" :mad:

But then what would replace it?

Wheels!


Imagine wheels in place of the femurs and the scapulas! Its perfect!

Wheels!

Bloody ban `em all!

Driving licences................

Why?

Just WHY??

In my experience, they will let ANYONE drive anyway!!!!!

Even Bus drivers (and they dont even have to send off the crisp packet tokens anymore so I'm told) :hihi:

In a restaurant when they serve your food and say"Enjoywhat do they bloomin well think we are going to do!!!:mad:

In a restaurant when they serve your food and say"Enjoywhat do they bloomin well think we are going to do!!!:mad:


Actually I think that is a form or Sarcasm ................(not your post, but the subject matter)


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Horses with bogeys!

Bogeys on horses.:rolleyes:

I saw a lady pick a horses nose once and eat the bogey!

Id ban her too!



After Id had my evil way with her.

The Tinsley cooling towers!


Muhahahahahahahahaaaaaaacoughaaaaaa!

Oh yeah!!!!!!!!

I nearly forgot.............

Mick Hucknell (He was soo much last century.................. last century!)

Adrian Chiles and that Irish bird who sits beside him:rolleyes:

I think that the holes in CD's should be banned too. because you could fit another 4 minutes of music in that hole!

Anyone who listens to THIS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQWZ-8WmJ8)

AND the posh little buggers who sing it!

Russel Grant ( I wont post a reason, I bet you can figure it out for yourself):loopy:

The year 1457.


TERRIBLE year!

Anyone who listens to THIS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQWZ-8WmJ8)

AND the posh little buggers who sing it!

Jabby.............. for posting the above link :hihi::hihi:

Food Advertisements And Cookery Programmes On Tv - All Contributing To Obesity

Farting dogs

Women who call me sarcastic!


Yeah the OH is picking on me again.


Actually, ban her too!

Tarquin giving out fudge recipes when he knows im on a diet.

Anyone refusing to listen to THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0FiS5e72ws) all the way through!

hey crosser is in that video....ban him

Anyone who doesnt laugh madly after watching this for an hour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBsxqQIu_5s)!

Those gaps in between tee shirts and jeans .

OHs who drag me away from my computer just when Im enjoying myself tormenting people!

Gary Glitter

New Labour and the Conservatives.
And banning things, that's banned, so you can all pack it in :-)

ban the mods from banning patti

ban the mods from banning patti

watch it you might be next talking like that

ban people from reporting chats

ban those who misuse apostrophe's...

Nurses with cold hands

ban the mods from banning patti

No way, I serve my sentence when necessary.;)

Nurses with cold hands

Cooks who keep fudge to themselves.:mad:

ban tinned new potatoes

ban the invisible facility

Jersey cream fudge;Just made some;you put weight on just looking at it staring back at you from the fridge:love::love::love:

skimmed milk...it's like gnat's pee!

SCOTTISH call centres for a Bank that's SUPPOSED to be based in ruddy YORKSHIRE! :rant:

they should ban the smoking ban

they should ban all smoking areas

Hills on golf courses

golf courses altogether

caber tossing in public

Chris De Burgh impersonators

ban avatars of former beatles

ban beetles!!!

Ban nepotism

Ban nepotism

Only in the family!

Ban all people who say "Really" :)

Ban grumpy Doctor receptionists

Ban all people who say "Really" :)

Really??? :o

Ban nurses who dont do bed baths

Ban cooks who wont hand over their fudge.

Ban annoying teenagers:hihi:

Ban annoying teenagers:hihi:

such as the Beatles?

such as the Beatles?

No early Mozart & Beethoven;)

Bloke's with ponytails.