Things like this were often printed in the heyday of fanzines, but after doing a load of random browsing (looking at websites displaying the history of football teams' kits - yes, I'm an anorak), I came cross this mildly amusing (http://www.cowdenbeath.free-online.co.uk/fanzine/idiotsg.htm) piece, which I thought I'd share.

I particularly liked "Season Ticket - Community Service Order"

I ought to give a link that let's you navigate round their site, so here it is. (http://www.cowdenbeath.free-online.co.uk/fanzine.html)