View Full Version : Have You Ever Seen Tom Jones...


Agent Orange
12-08-2008, 20:56
...... in a compromising position? Well, have you? The reason I pose this question is cos my friend's mate was cycling down the street one day and to his surprise, he saw the veteran welsh crooner in such a position. It seems that Tom had dropped his car keys down a drain beside his car thus leaving him stranded.

So, tell me all about your Tom Jones stories. I am sure a man of his stature has been in many positions, just like the above, in his lengthy career.

EdnaKrabappe
12-08-2008, 21:13
I've been to see him in concert - he looked like a panto dame. He's still got it though. :thumbsup:

Agent Orange
12-08-2008, 21:15
I have yet to see him stuck in a compromising position. Still, there must be others who have?

chickywiggle
12-08-2008, 21:18
i have seen my friend by the same name in a very blackmailingly embarrassing situation - does that count??

Agent Orange
12-08-2008, 21:20
i have seen my friend by the same name in a very blackmailingly embarrassing situation - does that count??

Yeah.... care to share?

pattricia
12-08-2008, 21:21
I would have loved to have seen him in his prime. But not now, he looks like a painted doll. He can still wiggle though !:thumbsup:

chickywiggle
12-08-2008, 21:25
Yeah.... care to share?


Not sure he'd appreciate it......it involved all fours and a dog lead :hihi: NO just to clear up (incase his girlfriend is reading) it was nothing sexual. Anyone who knows him will know what he's like - if not ask him :D

SugarPuff
13-08-2008, 03:15
Wasn't that him sat at the back of the Harlequin with Sean Bean on Monday night?

Agent Orange
13-08-2008, 08:29
Wasn't that him sat at the back of the Harlequin with Sean Bean on Monday night?

I believe it was, but he left the Mr Bean's conversation about spot welding mid way through and went to tickle the ivory on the piano down the back of the pub.

BasilRathbon
13-08-2008, 09:58
Wasn't that him sat at the back of the Harlequin with Sean Bean on Monday night?

Yes, it was!
I asked the barman if Tom Jones often drank in the Harlequin and he said "It's not unusual".

Amberglow
13-08-2008, 16:15
Never in a compromising position, but I did see him on Pinstone Street a while back. He was really orange and his face looked like he was walking into hurricane force winds!

pattricia
13-08-2008, 16:18
Yes, it was!
I asked the barman if Tom Jones often drank in the Harlequin and he said "It's not unusual".

I think I saw him in Weston Park singing The Green Green Grass Of Home!:)

Agent Orange
13-08-2008, 17:03
Never in a compromising position, but I did see him on Pinstone Street a while back. He was really orange and his face looked like he was walking into hurricane force winds!

He aint half a sex bomb though, you got to admit :D

EdnaKrabappe
13-08-2008, 17:15
He aint half a sex bomb though, you got to admit :D

Huh, Mamma told me not to come here. :rolleyes:


or said in a welsh accent, ear.

Amberglow
13-08-2008, 17:20
He was wearing a baseball cap and went into one of the pubs in town that don't allow them... it was all ok though because the Bouncer said 'You can leave your hat on' :hihi:



That's actually true!!! (Well, the bit about him wearing a hat is).

Grim Reaper
13-08-2008, 17:22
I only ever see Sean Bean.

Amberglow
13-08-2008, 17:24
I only ever see Sean Bean.

Me too, that bloke gets everywhere! Do you think there might be some doppelgangers hanging around?? :suspect:

EdnaKrabappe
13-08-2008, 17:24
I only ever see Sean Bean.

What's new pussycat? :heyhey:

Grim Reaper
13-08-2008, 17:27
What's new pussycat? :heyhey:

Why, why, why, Deliah - Have you seen Sean too?

Agent Orange
13-08-2008, 17:29
He was wearing a baseball cap and went into one of the pubs in town that don't allow them... it was all ok though because the Bouncer said 'You can leave your hat on' :hihi:



That's actually true!!! (Well, the bit about him wearing a hat is).

Im not surprised, if he removed it then he might have got the crowd Burning Down the House.