Tonight dear forummers mine is...

'Grim Reaper' * wonders if you can get tiny swimming costumes and micro bikinis for the morbidly obese.


*Not real name. ;)

Tonight dear forummers mine is...

'Grim Reaper' * wonders if you can get tiny swimming costumes and micro bikinis for the morbidly obese.


*Not real name. ;)

If you can and... will there be pics?


My status messages change by the minute, but theyre always founts of deep and meaningful knowledge and are always highly educational.

If you can and... will there be pics?


My status messages change by the minute, but theyre always founts of deep and meaningful knowledge and are always highly educational.

Some of which are unpostable. ;)

Mine says.. "bobbybunny* is having a baby TOMORROW. Oh. My. God."

*Also not real name ;) :hihi:

Some of which are unpostable. ;)

Marry me, you!

Marry me, you!

Grim doesn't marry these days.

Mine says...Shiesh is ....enjoying driving the new Merc apart from the weird handbrake...a foot pedal ...WTF!!!
:rolleyes:

I need to update it to something more modest :P

Mine is clear at the moment because nothing exciting has happened and I haven't got much to say really (or moan about)! :(

Mine is clear at the moment because nothing exciting has happened and I haven't got much to say really (or moan about)! :(

Put something random on it.

Even though I am seriously considering the above. :P

'David Kardamena ******** is bored of england..... '

Mine says:

Peter say come join my Fantasy League on the Facebook application : http://apps.facebook.com/fantasy_footy/mini_leagues/show/2814?referral_id=341278.

As you can see, I only have 9 peeps in my fottie league. :(

Mine says:

Peter say come join my Fantasy League on the Facebook application : http://apps.facebook.com/fantasy_footy/mini_leagues/show/2814?referral_id=341278.

As you can see, I only have 9 peeps in my fottie league. :(

I went to have a nose and possibly join, but then all this technical computer stuff popped up, probably too complicated for me! :hihi:

Id join it but .. its football... I wouldnt have a clue what to do!

Mine is grumbling about napster... it's taken off Last Shadow Puppets album and Sons and Daughters albums. It's got no old De La Soul, I wanted Sub Sub the other day... not there.
Now I've got it, I'm too lazy to go and get the actual cds out and play them. :rolleyes:

So it says *wonders where the LSPuppets and Sons and daughters have gone on Napster... but
until tonight it said...

R should not read books about getting brutally murdered in the bath whilst she is having a bath. It doesn't make for a relaxing soak.

chickywiggle Is splishy splashy sploshy (why isnt spleshy and splushy words?)

Mine is blank too at the moment, I'll see if I can come up with something comedic while watching TopGear. :P

*Sheff_Minx* is in her happy place (44 work days left)

Brought on by a Sex and the City Box Set marathon, fudge flavoured hot chocolate, Tesco Value chocolate digestives and an overwhelming happiness that I have only 44 days left in the office before I go to Oz for 8 weeks!!

Grim Reaper is mourning the death of the legend that is ISAAC HAYES. :cry:

Grim Reaper is mourning the death of the legend that is ISAAC HAYES. :cry:
Something very similar to that, but not family friendly! :(

Something very similar to that, but not family friendly! :(

:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

'Put 'em in your mouth & suck 'em'

Mine has changed to :

Peter is watching a horror psycho film, and opened a bottle of Stella, so gawd help the neightbours when I go psycho mad in a few hours time.

The highlight of my day is reading jabbers status thingy...funniest thing ever, please keep it up jabbers....:thumbsup:

hows the rat skin thong....:P

"Taxman is miserable, having to spend the night in instead of going to the pub"

Grim Reaper ate far too much cake at the meeting today.

Something about buying two more pairs of shoes. Well, its been a bad day! :rant:

Changed mine to "Will Wake Up 1 Year Older".

sharon is having a girly night in, on her own

changed to

"Taxman is having to go to bed at 10 because he has to be up at 4 in the morning. I hate work, why can't I win the lottery"

'Lol' is a quarter of the way towards getting her promotion this month - if you can help out with an order please message me

Mine is "Kylie is shattered coz Mat's got man flu and guess who's runnin round after him???!!!"

The highlight of my day is reading jabbers status thingy...funniest thing ever, please keep it up jabbers....:thumbsup:

hows the rat skin thong....:P


Me too, he has me in stitches with every one :hihi:

Grim Reaper is getting ready for Stargate Continuum. :thumbsup:

Taxman is fine

..Is living in a hutch and eating his own Sh.t. Ill never eat rabbit again!

Mine is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMKF8uuZiys&feature=related

:D

Michelle is having a driving lesson in just over an hour - beware people!! lol.

Or something like that :hihi: but it went pretty well anyway.

... Just out of the bath and smelling as fresh as a summer cow pat...

Something along those lines.

....aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!

*mojo* is playing with her cats balls.

Clare has been stung - AGAIN!

Ray does NOT look like Meatloaf!

Ray does NOT look like Meatloaf!
I've never noticed the resemblance... Until now! :)

Mine was:

GazE can't believe ITV screwed Sheffield again!

Oh! have we got a video?

Grim Reaper is making coffee cake - No you can't come to my house Hahahahahaha.

i threw the dice and got snake eyes

Clare loves Axwell!

Michelle is now not going to Manchester lol.

Taxman now knows what getting electrocuted feels like

without evil there can be no good

lol is not going to kill the kids today

GazE wants to go and play with lions again

taxman is washing his hat

my fb says.... Sarah is wondering why hangovers now take longer to get over now shes olderxx

------gordons Alive!!!!!!!!

Lol is shattered after spending the afternoon at the hospital again. Jack is ok though

Jayne is enjoying a nice glass of baileys

..........is back to waiting eagerly for whatever is on its way

Michelle says 'oops, that should have said holiday'

Michelle says 'oops, that should have said holiday'
I preferred the mistake version! Classic! :)

I preferred the mistake version! Classic! :)

:hihi: Thanks!

I don't know what happened to it but i didn't realise i'd done it until Grim_Reaper posted about it :hihi:

Musta got spazzy hands :hihi:

Lol is having a restful day with the kids

Ray is envious of the dogs ability to sniff its own bottom.

Michelle has just had brekkie even though it's close to dinnertime lol.

Michelle says 'oh ****, it's just been thundering' lol

Michelle says 'oh ****, it's just been thundering' lol

SWEARY MARY!!!

Your sweary status has made me blush!

SWEARY MARY!!!

Your sweary status has made me blush!

Yeah, course it did! :hihi:

Mojo is making endangered species pie!

account banned :)

Michelle is loving the pic of me and Donna!!! x

Diane has decided to tidy up her facebook........

Michelle has finished all the cleaning ready for when the parents arrive home tomorrow!!

Lol is really geared up for tonights party :)

Michelle is tired. Why do people phone at daft o clock in the mornings!! Grrr!!!

Kylie is trying to keep Ashley quiet AGAIN while Mat's in bed, can't believe Mat can sleep through Ashley's squawking!!!

Liz is fed up of this rain - going to change it shortly though :D

Slf bored out of brains:P

mine's:
Tyler* is ill :-(

* not my real name

Clare is back in boring England!

(Sigh...)

is well miffed that she can't change back to the old facebook anymore......what a load of rubbish this is!

is well miffed that she can't change back to the old facebook anymore......what a load of rubbish this is!

Mine told me today it will be changing very soon for good. Can't wait.....:confused:

....fancies getting trashed later!

Taxman is wondering how to kill someone with a wooden spoon

..... is having a lazy day

Michelle is in pain with her back.....bloody hurts!!

taxman has changed his mind about London and thinks he'd quite like to live there!

Lol is going to another bridal fayre

is wondering why john won`t check if she`s got piles.:hihi:

is desperate to book another holiday

I think mine says something about slowing down.

Or maybe succumbing to putting the heating on.

I can't remember!!!!!

lol is fed up that she has to wear glasses now - and then the cost of them

not sure..... look for me on there and tell me what it is.

Kylie is fed up with small minded ****** idiots!!!

..is looking forward to the weekend, thank you ***** for coming with me!!

is feeling a little drunk after a great night out meeting new people.

...is glad that scrabble is back!!!!!

...wishes she took that job offer. Another mistake made in life!

Another one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

........is having a nice relaxing evening in with a bottle of wine and some chicken

........ knows who makes all the mess in the house

.......is hoping he isn't coming down with a cold

Ryan is sat in his calvin kleins listening to boyzone.

......is having another relaxing night in with some red wine

is doing nutty smelling trumps...........lots of em!!!!!

is wondering if she didn't go out in fancy dress on Thursday - would anyone notice????

Natalie can't decide what to have done to her hair..

Amanda is gunna have her revenge!!

Dave is sleepy

...is going to Iceland in June for two weeks - 24 hour sunlight!!!!!!

mine is :_- oh well,liked then anall!


http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1153879358&ref=profile

Ray is sucking crisps.

is still very tired and wants to go back to bed

babybel strongly suspects martin pinched that rather posh looking loo roll that has just appeared in the bathroom

Mojo is in bed with a glass of wine, a DVD and her two hairy men.

...is bored, needs Vodka. Help!

......has broken out the long johns

............thinks she may have eaten a turd in her sleep!

....is not best pleased at having acquired a nasty cold!

Michelle had a lovely time shopping today but thinks Dawn is a tool....LOL.



:hihi: :hihi:

...can't believe Koba is dead too :(

Ray is bobbing for carrots in a bucket O puke.

Ray is bobbing for carrots in a bucket O puke.

Changes like the wind! :)

........is a Facebook reject.

Changes like the wind! :)

........is a Facebook reject.

Mines already changed to.... something I cant repeat here :D

...has a birthday thread on Sheffield Forum, although two days early

Kylie is a genius and is very very clever so Mat must bow down to the goddess that is me :D

rustle, rustle.....

.....is 39

.....is 39

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

has made a tomatoe pasta thing with tons of fresh chilli`s, and just knows her arse will suffer tomorrow!:D

is checking into the Priory to overcome her facebook addiction...

is NOT going to india - gutted

...is having a day off

.............keeps doing wet trumps!!:gag:

I think it is still...............is painting her nails with a highlighter. (Was bored at work).

.. wishes his cat would stop licking its arris. The sight doesnt bother him but the slurping sounds are making him hungry.

.............keeps doing wet trumps!!:gag:

:gag:!






....is fuelled by castlemaine
Which is probobly out of date now as I've moved onto the wine

is just out of the bath and is smelling like a high class male whore (not that I know what such a character smells like)

Is inventing a baby gag.

...is upset Matthew died. He was a bit of alright. :hihi:

....is enjoying a rare night in

is ready for christmas ..... bring it on

... is vitalift double lifting mousturiser from loriel men expert

is cleaning up the house.... kids are so messy

is looking forward to a Friday night in

Davoid is feelin distinctly rough...again

's kids broke up today :) 2 weeks of pure hell to come

Michelle is stuffed!!

Michelle is stuffed!!

Akways good :hihi:

Mine says "Dominic broke 3000 on Monkey Target Deluxe today! =) Go me!!!"

..bought hardly anything.

is getting ready for tonights meeting - last one before christmas