Go on are you ? Post how daft you are on here.I dare you !;)

I'm so daft I thought Pompeii was a football team in Roman Portsmouth

i am :loopy::loopy::loopy:

Ya not dafter than me shaz!:)

I am completey sane:thumbsup:

i am :loopy::loopy::loopy:

surely that's one too many :loopy:?

I am completey sane:thumbsup:

I beg to differ !:hihi::hihi:

I think pat is the daftest, you can even watch her head act as a traffic light :)

I think pat is the daftest, you can even watch her head act as a traffic light :)

Does it tell you to "Go" !:hihi::hihi:

mod note:-
<<<<< chat room is that way <<<<<
closing .....

oops im not a mod ..... now i must be daft !!!

mod note:-
<<<<< chat room is that way <<<<<
closing .....

oops im not a mod ..... now i must be daft !!!

:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

is that "away" on "this way" lol

i think we have decided patt, you are certainly the dafftest...for starting this thread :thumbsup:

i think we have decided patt, you are certainly the dafftest...for starting this thread :thumbsup:

I win then ? Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong didly I po.Is that daft enough?:)

I win then ? Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong didly I po.Is that daft enough?:)

Marginally better than walking backwards for Christmas :)

Assistant mod note:
And on that lovely song ladies may i direct you to the left please?

is that the end of this daft thread then....:(

i doubt it :)

shall we see how long before it gets closed....;)

:wave:hi hitch, welcome back.... you must be daft for hanging around with pat..:hihi:

Assistant mod note:
And on that lovely song ladies may i direct you to the left please?

Im dafter so ill direct you to the left to sit and play with the scrolly up and scrolly down button just for fun. :D

oops i mean right. see :D

its great fun :)

I'm so daft I thought Monet was the private currency of the Impressionists

Im so daft, I once boiled some turkey bones for two hours, then poured them through a strainer, and lost all the stock.!!:loopy:

at least the dogs would have been happy :)

Im daft.:)

I'm so daft, I once got my sketchbook and pencil out when I was asked to draw the curtains

Im so daft I never accept a drink from an Urologist.:)

Im dafter than when this thread started.:loopy:

I beat everyone for daftness.:thumbsup:

:loopy:I must be daft for posting on this daft thread......

I INSIST on being dafter.!!!!:mad:

ok then...you win....:loopy:

Thanks.:thumbsup:

I was once convinced by a friend that there was a town called Trundlesfield near Chesterfield. Imagine the laughter when we went to buy a ticket there.

Im so daft, I once boiled some turkey bones for two hours, then poured them through a strainer, and lost all the stock.!!:loopy:


i must be daft then cause i have done that more than once

When we were first married I boiled the rhubarb first when making a rhubarb pie. (Did you know you can't make a great pie with rhubarb juice?:hihi:)

In 2000 I convinced an American lady who was about to go on a tour of the UK that there was a Womble infestation at Heathrow airport and the runway was swarming with them so the plane might be diverted to another airport.

She asked me what a Womble was and I told her it was a sort of three foot tall rat that collected and lived off garbage.

She got onto the plane, asked the stewardess what the Womble situation was in London at the moment.. was told what a womble is and... didnt talk to me for three months...

I dont know who was dafter, me for telling her or her for believing me.

Im still daft.:)

I'm so daft, I thought beer was the carriage they carried a corpse on, and ale the frozen stuff that fell from the sky

I BEG you to let me be dafter than you Walt.:(

It's a close-run thing though, isn't it?

It's a close-run thing though, isn't it?

Look at me, Im on my knees. Will you let me ? :(

Look at me, Im on my knees. Will you let me ? :(

I'll also let you be dafter....:D

I'll also let you be dafter....:D

I would rather be daft than the other.:(

I would rather be daft than the other.:(

You win!! :o:o

You win!! :o:o

OK. Is that official then ? :)

cant believe this daft thread is still going....thats daft :loopy:

Your'e daft replying to this thread:blush:;)

Your'e daft replying to this thread:blush:;)

:loopy::loopy: what you just done then..:huh:

;):hihi:................I is daft:help:

dafter than a daft thing, who just posted on a daft thread...:P

Im walking backwards for Christmas:)

now thats daft...:huh:

We all have our hangups, but unfortunately mine is hanging down!:(

I'll also let you be dafter....:D

You got me there Walt !;)

Im still dafter than walt.

io sono daftissimo!!

io sono daftissimo!!

Shut up!:rant:

You win!! :o:o

Thank You !!

Im the daftest person on this forum:loopy:

After me, that is...

yes i agree

Walt may be a little dafter.

Walt may be a little dafter.

Exponentially so!!

Exponentially so!!

Expo...........................................Er yes of course.:huh:

Im still dafter.:thumbsup:

I believe I now hold this title.:thumbsup:

I wait to be crowned the daftest person on SF.:)

Nobodys posted so I must be, Ya!!!!:thumbsup:

I'm contesting the title!!!

I'm contesting the title!!!

I object !!!!!!!:mad:

I'm so daft I don't even know what I'm contesting...

I'm so daft I don't even know what I'm contesting...

I shall claim the title when you go for your tea.:mad:

what's tea?

what's tea?

I mean dinner.!!!:rolleyes:

I'm so daft I thought Cleopatra was a new car from Renault...

Stop making funny jokes or they will think you are dafter than me.!!!:mad:

I'm so daft I thought CD and TV were electrical appliances until I saw a man in a dress...

Yes youve told me what they are.!:rolleyes:

everyones gone daft tonight

Im even dafter than Jabbers!:thumbsup:

No-one can be dafter than Jabbers!! lol :hihi:

OY!

I saw that, ya minx!

OY!

I saw that, ya minx!

I am actually much dafter than Jabbers.:thumbsup:

Im still the daftest person on SF.

Im still the daftest person on SF.

of course you are darling...:cool:

Im so daft that I thought Sugar Diabetes was a Welsh boxer.

I'm so daft I thought cirrhosis was a cloud formation...

Im so daft that I thought Sugar Diabetes was a Welsh boxer.

Now thats really daft. You win.:thumbsup:

Im the Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaftest!!:thumbsup:

you are, for keep bringing this thread back...I am daft for posting on it...:loopy:

Im so daft, I thought that Johnny Cash was the change you got from a Durex machine.

Im so daft, I thought that Johnny Cash was the change you got from a Durex machine.

Like it Jabbers !! You are officially the daftest person on SF !:thumbsup:

Its Bank Holiday, so Im the daftest.!!!!!!!!!!

I allowed my in laws to leave the house alive so Im the most pathetic!


I SHOULD HAVE GARROTTED THE BUGGERS!!!

I allowed my in laws to leave the house alive so Im the most pathetic!


I SHOULD HAVE GARROTTED THE BUGGERS!!!

Are you dafter than me Jabbers ?:loopy:

no ones dafter than patt...official

no ones dafter than patt...official

Thank you.!! At last!!!:)

Bank holiday Sunday, and Ive dragged myself away from gardening to say " I am the dafftest ":thumbsup:

think that makes you the winner pattricia or are you the dafftest for gardening on a sunday :hihi::hihi:

I think I must be the daftest...I rang to book a table for Saturday night and when I hung up I realised I'd rung the wrong place!! :loopy: So then I had to call the Hotel I should've booked in the first place to make a reservation and then had to telephone the first place back to cancel!! :huh:
I now need a lie down!! :(

I think I must be the daftest...I rang to book a table for Saturday night and when I hung up I realised I'd rung the wrong place!! :loopy: So then I had to call the Hotel I should've booked in the first place to make a reservation and then had to telephone the first place back to cancel!! :huh:
I now need a lie down!! :(

Ive often rung a place to leave a message and not left my own telephone number.:rolleyes:

I am about as daft as they get but when am speaking to an officer of the law then play on it alot more

I am about as daft as they get but when am speaking to an officer of the law then play on it alot more

Dont we all ?

I'm so daft I thought a constable was an artist sent to teach me how to draw

I'm so daft I thought a constable was an artist sent to teach me how to draw

Now that is too daft isnt it ?

you are daft....and so am I...:huh:

you are daft....and so am I...:huh:

Yes, but Im dafter than you.:mad:

Im still daft.!!!!

yes we know....

yes we know....

Arent you ?

Im still the daftest on here.!!:D

I insist on being the daftest person on SF!!:mad:

I insist on being the daftest person on SF!!:mad:

You win.

Close the thread now :thumbsup:

You win.

Close the thread now :thumbsup:

Close the thread ! Not likely !!:mad:

Close the thread ! Not likely !!:mad:

Why not? You got what you wanted!

Why not? You got what you wanted!

How can I still be daft if the thread is closed ? :hihi:

How can I still be daft if the thread is closed ? :hihi:

Because nobody can beat you (well, try to) once the thread is closed.

"I declare this thread officially closed.

Queen Pattricia of Daftsville, please accept your crown..........."

Because nobody can beat you (well, try to) once the thread is closed.

"I declare this thread officially closed.

Queen Pattricia of Daftsville, please accept your crown..........."

Forum members cant close a thread only Mods.!:mad:

Forum members cant close a thread only Mods.!:mad:

Shhhhh! This thread is closed now :rant:

They're coming to take me away HA HA HE HE

They're coming to take me away HA HA HE HE

Looks like you won with that avatar.!:D

okay okay, who do I have to sleep with to become a mod for half an hour :rant:

Then you people would take me SERIOUSLY!!

:rant:

okay okay, who do I have to sleep with to become a mod for half an hour :rant:

Then you people would take me SERIOUSLY!!

:rant:

We always take you seriously dear dont we ? :hihi:

We always take you seriously dear dont we ? :hihi:

Well then STOP TALKING. This thread is closed! :rant:

okay okay, who do I have to sleep with to become a mod for half an hour :rant:

Then you people would take me SERIOUSLY!!

:rant:

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME :hihi:

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME :hihi:

Are you sure? :suspect:

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME :hihi:

This thread is NOT closing !!! So there !!:rant:

This thread is NOT closing !!! So there !!:rant:

If we continue arguing like this it will do. Then I will have won.

Closed - now go away!

If we continue arguing like this it will do. Then I will have won.

Closed - now go away!

Im not !! Cos Im the daftest !!:P

Im not !! Cos Im the daftest !!:P

And we're all AGREEING with you!

So end of discussion. Closed thread.....!

And we're all AGREEING with you!

So end of discussion. Closed thread.....!

I'm not agreeing with you, cos I'm the daftest, ner ner.

I'm not agreeing with you, cos I'm the daftest, ner ner.

No your not !!!:rant:

Yes I am, and if you say otherwise I'll tell me Mam, so there.

How did this CLOSED thread get started up again? I thought everybody was agreed. Pattricia is missing from her village...........?

How did this CLOSED thread get started up again? I thought everybody was agreed. Pattricia is missing from her village...........?

That's because I took her place in the village. I'm now the village :loopy:

That's because I took her place in the village. I'm now the village :loopy:

I dont think so, Mr. Miller.!:cool:

I dont think so, Mr. Miller.!:cool:

I don't think at all, HA HA HE HE HO HO.

Im still dafter than you Mr.Miller.

Im still dafter than you Mr.Miller.

Well it is daft to post on a closed thread! :rant:

Well it is daft to post on a closed thread! :rant:

Its Not closed !!!:rant:

Its Not closed !!!:rant:

Yes it IS!

The subject has been debated, the votes have be counted and verified and everybody agrees you are INDEED the daftest. Therefore the thread is closed! Do not keep posting :nono:

Yes it IS!

The subject has been debated, the votes have be counted and verified and everybody agrees you are INDEED the daftest. Therefore the thread is closed! Do not keep posting :nono:

I flippin well will !:mad:

Yes it IS!

The subject has been debated, the votes have be counted and verified and everybody agrees you are INDEED the daftest. Therefore the thread is closed! Do not keep posting :nono:

I flippin well will !:mad:

I give up, you're both dafter than me.:hihi:

I give up, you're both dafter than me.:hihi:

We know that dont we ?:mad:

I give up, you're both dafter than me.:hihi:

Hey, not fair! Pattricia is the daft one!

THREAD CLOSED

Hey, not fair! Pattricia is the daft one!

THREAD CLOSED

You think you're a MOD and can close the thread, don't be daft. :hihi:

You think you're a MOD and can close the thread, don't be daft. :hihi:

I really am still the daftest.:)

I really am still the daftest.:)

This is getting silly. We've all agreed with you. So no further response needed!

I'm so daft I used to think Ferrero Rocher was an Italian actor

:loopy: I'm the daftest of you all as i think gorden brown is a great PM!!! :loopy:

Im really daft , and I need to be dafter.

Im really daft , and I need to be dafter.
that's not possible.

I shall not leave this thread until Im really daft.:mad:

I shall not leave this thread until Im really daft.:mad:

Well, job done.

NOW the thread can be closed :thumbsup:

Well, job done.

NOW the thread can be closed :thumbsup:

No it cant !!!

No it cant !!!

Yes it can. You have achieved your objective. This thread's work is DONE!

Yes it can. You have achieved your objective. This thread's work is DONE!

Jabbers may be dafter than me, so it cant be closed.:suspect:

Jabbers may be dafter than me, so it cant be closed.:suspect:

He isn't. It's you. You've won.

closeclosecloseclosecloseclose

He isn't. It's you. You've won.

closeclosecloseclosecloseclose

No Way !!!!

No Way !!!!

yes way..........

No !!!!!!!

No !!!!!!!

No come along, don't be silly. You ARE the daftest so there's nothing more to debate, is there?

No come along, don't be silly. You ARE the daftest so there's nothing more to debate, is there?

Cant let this thread go though can we ?

This has to be one of those "Saturday night after drinking a whole bottle of wine to myself threads" and I have to be the DAFTEST for reading 'til the end!!!

This has to be one of those "Saturday night after drinking a whole bottle of wine to myself threads" and I have to be the DAFTEST for reading 'til the end!!!

Im not drunk am I, but Im still daft.:D

This has to be one of those "Saturday night after drinking a whole bottle of wine to myself threads" and I have to be the DAFTEST for reading 'til the end!!!

Aren't we dafter for writing some of it in the first place? :hihi:
Cant let this thread go though can we ?

Yes we can now you have won.

Now stop posting!

Still here, I must be daft!

Still here, I must be daft!

But can you beat Pattricia?

I spent a fiver on a beefburger at a public bonfire party thing tonight. You dont get much dafter than that!

Im daft for coming on SF, when I have a cold dont I ?

Im daft for coming on SF, when I have a cold dont I ?

Why? Does a computer make colds worse????

I spent a fiver on a beefburger at a public bonfire party thing tonight. You dont get much dafter than that!

Only if there was a whisker in it.

Why? Does a computer make colds worse????
, in my case yes, but Im frightened of missing anything arent I ?:rolleyes:

, in my case yes, but Im frightened of missing Walt arent I ?:rolleyes:

I'm sure you'll get him trapped in the attic again soon ;)

this is the dafftest thread ever (is daft the daftest word ever)

this is the dafftest thread ever (is daft the daftest word ever)

There must be a dafter word than that !:huh:

daft...what does it mean exatly ?

crazy mixed up fool.....:huh:

crazy mixed up fool.....:huh:

I want to close the thread still being the daftest.!:mad:

:huh:dont close the thread pat... I am the daftest.....yes I am.....:huh:

:huh:dont close the thread pat... I am the daftest.....yes I am.....:huh:

I just mean close it for the night.!:hihi: Someone will open up in the morning Im sure.

I just mean close it for the night.!:hihi: Someone will open up in the morning Im sure.

Only daft people would keep this thread open, you know, likde me. :hihi:

Only daft people would keep this thread open, you know, likde me. :hihi:

Im still dafter !

Im still dafter !

Prove it, bet you can't.

Prove it, bet you can't.

I can definitely prove it !:mad:

I can !!!! Does nobody want me to ?:huh:

I can !!!! Does nobody want me to ?:huh:

:loopy: Is the correct answer to that Yes or No? :hihi:

:loopy: Is the correct answer to that Yes or No? :hihi:

Either really !! :hihi::hihi::hihi:

I can definitely prove it !:mad:

How:?: go on prove it.

How:?: go on prove it.

But how ? :huh:

But how ? :huh:

You said you could prove it and it's no good asking me how, 'cos I'm tooooo daft to know how. :loopy:

You said you could prove it and it's no good asking me how, 'cos I'm tooooo daft to know how. :loopy:

I dont have to prove anything. I am THE Daftest !!:mad:

I love daft people

I love daft people

I'm daft, very very daft, I'm daft, very very daft, I'm daft, very very daft. :hihi:

christ you cant be that daft surely...thats dafter than me and pat put together...:D

I was once asked What is Hitler's first name and I said Heil.

thats not daft thats bloody stupid

thats not daft thats bloody stupid

:hihi: Is it:?: Well I didn't know I'm too daft to know the difference.

I was once asked what the capitol of France was and I said F

Im still the daftest !! :D

Im still the daftest !! :D
You can't be....

cant believe you keep bringing this thread up pat...yes you are the dafftest...:hihi:

cant believe you keep bringing this thread up pat...yes you are the dafftest...:hihi:

Well I like a change dont you ?

absolutely, a change is as good as a rest...you daft thing

absolutely, a change is as good as a rest...you daft thing

I like to revive a daft thread ! :thumbsup:

I like to revive a daft thread ! :thumbsup:
Is that so I can tell you that I'm dafter than you:?:

Is that so I can tell you that I'm dafter than you:?:

You know you arent !!!!! :rant::rant::rant:

Ooooh yes I am!

You know you arent !!!!! :rant::rant::rant:

pat I love the avatar..sooooooooooo sexxy...good one:thumbsup:

pat I love the avatar..sooooooooooo sexxy...good one:thumbsup:

Ive got another one ready havent I ? ;)

How can there be a daft thread without me on - I'm a chuffin' idiot! :hihi:

I'm as daft as a brush me...:loopy:

Im still daft !!!!!! :thumbsup:

I'm catching you up though pattricia ;)

I'm catching you up though pattricia ;)

Maybe Tilly is dafter ?:)

Maybe Tilly is dafter ?:)

Without a shadow of a doubt! :hihi:

Without a shadow of a doubt! :hihi:

Shes in the lead !! :thumbsup:

Shes in the lead !! :thumbsup:
Thats not being daft, that's being catty.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Now that's daft, I WIN.:loopy:

Thats not being daft, that's being catty.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Now that's daft, I WIN.:loopy:

I insist that IM dafter !!!:rant:

I'm as mad as a bag of frogs :loopy:

I'm as mad as a bag of frogs :loopy:

No, im as loopy as a lemming arent I ?:D

I'm dfta, nbdodyo dftare tahn me.

I'm dfta, nbdodyo dftare tahn me.

I knew you were Dyslexic didnt I ? :rolleyes: