Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:


1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar\

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the 'Older folks'.....................

14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

very funny! :hihi:
what about long hair and bald patch :gag:
white tight trousers and black (visible) pants
elegant high heels and clomping drunken stagger

I've noticed a few women wearing black bras under sheer white shirts too!

muffin tops...
if size really matters they should just cut the label out...

What about a straight jacket and a silly grin?

Ive been wearing those for years and do ok.

Fat arses with thongs

14. Thongs and Depends
Tenalady?

I was dying to tell a random teen in a black halter neck top and a white ordinary bra to take the damned underwear off yesterday in Morrisons - it'd be soooooo less obvious that way, and she wasn't in need of the bra particularly

when I worked at the airport there was a girl who used to wear black under white, she was called Scraggy Aggy

Short skirts and fat legs.

See through underwear, on anybody! :gag:

Short skirts and fat legs.

See through underwear, on anybody! :gag:

Did you read about the 90 year old lady who was served at a cafe by a waiter in a see-through thong?

i read this thread before i went out shopping this morning and found myself looking what people were wearing and boy did i have a giggle... shorts and a big coat and the larger ladies in tight jeans and a top that shows the midriff bulge off. one i really dont get of fashion today is young lads nearly losing their jeans showing their boxers off whats that all about?

i read this thread before i went out shopping this morning and found myself looking what people were wearing and boy did i have a giggle... shorts and a big coat and the larger ladies in tight jeans and a top that shows the midriff bulge off. one i really dont get of fashion today is young lads nearly losing their jeans showing their boxers off whats that all about?

It means if they pull them up they are at half-mast:P:gag:

Short skirts and fat legs.:


Actually....

Yeah... that does it for me... the bigger the legs the better the totty.

Actually....

Yeah... that does it for me... the bigger the legs the better the totty.

do you get a kick out of being squeezed?:o:hihi:

do you get a kick out of being squeezed?:o:hihi:

Only around the neck.....

OK I'll admit to 1 3 4 and 10!! :hihi::hihi: Only joking.....or am I?? :suspect:

I hope so we don't want to get mistaken for each other do we?

I hope so we don't want to get mistaken for each other do we?

Good point!! :hihi::hihi::hihi: