Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, John & I have been having some sexual problems." Linda told her friend.

"That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I."

"We're thinking of going to a sex therapist." said Linda

"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"

Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?"

"Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!"

With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said.

"But doctor," Mary complained, "You did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?"

"Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios……."

:hihi::hihi::hihi: it took a minute to get that i had to think about it (i,m a bit slow with jokes)

I still havn't got it! (nothing new there)

liking it :hihi:

AHEM;):hihi:

Just had to ask what shape Cheerios are

what good would having breakfast do anyway?

They do a "Dear forum " on here now Cressy :hihi::hihi:;)

how can you not get that lmao

I've led a sheltered life

btw T.D. you were having a strop earlier weren't you with Sandie - I thought wait till later I'll cut him down to size - and I did

Ive just been reading Johnny Craddocks book "How to make doughnuts just like Fannys" & a good read it was too:thumbsup:

I've led a sheltered life

btw T.D. you were having a strop earlier weren't you with Sandie - I thought wait till later I'll cut him down to size - and I did

Me or him? should I go and look?

You have a serious side, are you an intellectual?

You have a serious side, are you an intellectual?

Intellectual? You have answered that yourself b4 now. I'm still wearing my dunce cap.:hihi::hihi:

You might be schizo

You might be schizo

I often ask myself that. but so far we have always disagreed on the answer.

Ive just been reading Johnny Craddocks book "How to make doughnuts just like Fannys" & a good read it was too:thumbsup:

:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:............

Hahaha! Love it! It's all down to size....I'll opt for the grapes. :D