Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:


1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar\

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the 'Older folks'.....................

14. Thongs and Depends

Youve just torn my entire wardrobe to shreads!

Youve just torn my entire wardrobe to shreads!

and posted it in the wrong place, shall have to ask for it to go in t'other section.

I'm sure your wardrobe looks immaculate

(creeps off quickly)