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Grissom
29-07-2008, 18:23
New recruits needed. Join up here and take the online test :

http://www.dharmawantsyou.com

Takes a while to load but worth it. Namaste :)

Ghozer
29-07-2008, 23:55
What is it any way? I passed so im aparantly eligable, but I accidentally clicked a bookmark and had to re-load the page, so I missed the chance to register, but will probably go through it again later, or tomorrow.

JenC
30-07-2008, 00:04
Oh is this a new reality game for the Lost Experience (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Experience), like they did with all that Hanso Foundation stuff during series 2?

medusa
30-07-2008, 00:13
Please tell us what the link is for. Asking people to click a link without telling them why is a bit unfair really.

Grissom
30-07-2008, 00:24
It's what I said - a recruiting drive for Dharma (fictional evil company in Lost) :)

On the site there is a link called 'What is this ?' that tells you what its all about :P

===

Welcome to Dharma Wants You.

Dharma Wants You is an online experience connected to the ABC TV show LOST.

The story follows a fictitious scientific community from LOST, The Dharma Initiative, as it attempts to recruit and assess volunteers for a secret research project.

By completing an 'Eligibility Test' and registering on dharmawantsyou.com audience members enroll as volunteer recruits for the Dharma Initiative.

Each week audience members will have the opportunity to complete a test that assesses their abilities in a particular skill.

medusa
30-07-2008, 00:42
Ah- for those of us who study yoga and who don't watch Lost, Dharma is nothing to do with any sort of company.

Dharma is a concept in Sanskrit, but then again unless you are interested in spirituality it probably won't interest you in the least.

metalman
30-07-2008, 08:38
I clicked on this thread thinking it might be something to do with Donald 'Buck Dharma' Roeser, guitarist with the Blue Oyster Cult, so I was disappointed as well.

BasilRathbon
30-07-2008, 09:24
I clicked on the link hoping to hear a sitar version of the Culture Club classic "Dharma Chameleon" and was bitterly disappointed.

Jessica23
30-07-2008, 14:57
I clicked on this thread thinking it might be something to do with Donald 'Buck Dharma' Roeser, guitarist with the Blue Oyster Cult, so I was disappointed as well.

I was thinking of this Dharma: http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/jenna-elfman-mission-impossible-iii-los-angeles-premiere-arrivals-0zYcAp.jpg

I'd be quite pleased if she wanted me ;)

metalman
30-07-2008, 15:40
Never heard of her. Can she play the solo in 'Cities on Flame' by any chance?

Jessica23
30-07-2008, 15:44
Never heard of her. Can she play the solo in 'Cities on Flame' by any chance?

It wouldn't surprise me at all, she's a multitalented woman. And star of the sitcom Dharma and Greg, for those who aren't familiar with her.

Grissom
30-07-2008, 16:52
Yeah she would be much more preferable to an unpaid position with Dharma. Although she looks naff with shorter hair on her site

http://www.jennaelfman.com/

:)

Grissom
09-08-2008, 13:52
Just got a nice email from Dharma. The video by Dan Bronson can be found here (http://lostpedia.com/wiki/Dan_Bronson). Right, I better go before they track me down :)

==

ATTENTION ALL RECRUITS
RE: SECURITY BREACH AT COMIC-CON 2008

As many of you may be aware there have been a number of security breaches in recent days related to the nature of the Dharma Initiative's latest research.

Apart from the leak of a sensitive internal communication there was also the unauthorized release of confidential video documentation during a sponsored panel discussion with the makers of the TV show "LOST" at Comic-Con 2008 in San Diego. Consequently, the person responsible for this breach, a promising recruit by the name of Dan Bronson, has been expelled from the volunteer program and had his Dharma Initiative membership permanently revoked. Furthermore, the Dharma Initiative has withdrawn their sponsorship from "LOST".

The Dharma Initiative must stress that the video material leaked at Comic-Con 2008 was viewed entirely out of context. Furthermore, the way in which the material was presented utterly distorted its significance and credibility as scientific data.

The Dharma Initiative is extremely disappointed with this outcome and has ordered a security audit of all departments. As part of this audit the DharmaWantsYou recruiting website will undergo a security upgrade in the next few days.

Upon completion of this upgrade a date will be announced for the official commencement of Volunteer Assessments.

All recruits are reminded that the unauthorized release of confidential information pertaining to the details of your activities within the Dharma Initiative will result in instant dismissal from the volunteer program.

Namaste.
Hans Van Eeghen
Head of Recruiting
The Dharma Initiative

Birth-Peace
09-08-2008, 13:54
I was thinking of this Dharma: http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/jenna-elfman-mission-impossible-iii-los-angeles-premiere-arrivals-0zYcAp.jpg

)

LOL, I thought that too