i was out in the park today with my dog and there was quite a bit of police activity turns out there was a flasher in the park just wondering if this is a common thing in these days of cold weather lol

Is this a joke? What park were you in and what time?

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longley park abt 3.30pm im suprised they where 4 cops on the case tho

my friend and i got flashed by a 'dirty old rain-mac man' on a residential street in nether edge a few years back. gross out!

My ex got flashed in Broomhill only a few months ago - I couldn't believe people actually do this in reality, but apparently they do.

Lol, cant figure em out meself!

What is the best reaction to make to these men (or women)? Scream and run off? Laugh? What would give them their biggest let down (as opposed to biggest kick)?

My wife takes my boxer down there every morning so she will be more alert from now on. (Longley Park)....Thanx for the info.

Good questions CR. I'm not sure what the best response is, I suppose just to ignore them and pretend you haven't noticed?

My friend was flashed once by a man she was next to on the bus!! It really upset her.

Yeah flashers are dirty perverts and I can understand why it upset your friend. Maybe a big put down for them would be "Wait a second let me get my microscope". In the case of a man anyway.
Or you could just kick them in the nuts.

Why don't we get any lucious female flashers though, why is it always pervy old men who drool and have a beard ?

What we need is more 18-21 year old females flashing, that'd tip the balance somewhat, I mean, what happened to sexual equality, is it only a male orientated thing?

And regarding needing a microscope, try hanging around outside in next to nothing and ya tend to have certain things shrink.

Eww Kry too much info!! :D
I still don't understand why they do it though.

Well, as they say, "Little" things entertain Little minds, heh.

Seriously though, if we had more attractive females flashing, I doubt anyone would complain, nah, more like, the guys would be there filming it to show their mates at the next booze up night, well, I know I would.......LOL

Lolol pervy begger!! :D

if there are any female flashers in longley park i usally take my dog in the park 2-3pm every day lol

Originally posted by Kry10
Why don't we get any lucious female flashers though, why is it always pervy old men who drool and have a beard ?

What we need is more 18-21 year old females flashing, that'd tip the balance somewhat, I mean, what happened to sexual equality, is it only a male orientated thing?

And regarding needing a microscope, try hanging around outside in next to nothing and ya tend to have certain things shrink.

There are just as many female flashers as there are male, I have been flashed many times by women and girls in all sorts of places, a warehouse, in the street, the counytryside, sat on walls, fences, getting in and out of motor vehicles, women getting undressed in front of open windows, in a crowded room, public houses, dance halls, the list is endless, mind you, I have always enjoyed it and I would never report them to the police, long live the flashers!!!

Originally posted by halevan
There are just as many female flashers as there are male, I have been flashed many times by women and girls in all sorts of places, a warehouse, in the street, the counytryside, sat on walls, fences, getting in and out of motor vehicles, women getting undressed in front of open windows, in a crowded room, public houses, dance halls, the list is endless, mind you, I have always enjoyed it and I would never report them to the police, long live the flashers!!! Where did this happen Hal, i would like to investigate this and try for myself.:thumbsup:

Get us some footage, now that'd be one hell of a Gonzo film, flashers at 40 paces, yay.

I'd sure as hell buy a copy.

We have a customer in the pub who likes to take his clothes off half way through the evening. He believes in freedom of expression and is often found just standing in the pub with his bottle of dog, sporting just his pants (we managed to get him to keep them on). Really friendly bloke and a decent regular, he just doesn't like to wear clothes. It's not indecent, and is a good conversation maker. He was barred from the pub next door when he did this and many others in town. We let him do it......no house rules at our gaff!

Hee hee well I guess it takes all kinds. :D

Originally posted by Classic Rock
What is the best reaction to make to these men (or women)?


If its a bloke just say (as you stare at his hows yer father) "By heck madam, what an awful place to have a zit".
If its a woman just say, "funny place to grow nipples int it love, on yer knee caps".

Many thousands of years ago (sic) my female history teacher once told our class the tale about her being flashed (flashed, or flashed at??) on the Paris Metro on a school trip.

She reckoned that she shrivelled the said member by saying "My son has a bigger one than that."

I dont speak for the veracity of her claim, but hell, all power to her elbow if it was true

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