View Full Version : Who can find the most pathetic rapper?


NEKRO138
18-07-2008, 12:15
This became quite an amusing challenge for me last night whilst looking at hip hop music videos on youtube.

Who is the most cringingly big-headed, low talent rapper you can find? I found this fella, Jim Jones.

Absolute crap. And a disgusting human being to boot. I especially like/hate the way he runs around shooting his mouth off at passers by whilst surrounded by a huge entourage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hatLSCXnvw&feature=related

Anyone find someone worse/better?

Merry_Legs
18-07-2008, 13:14
I remember Aaron Spelling's son doing a rap on Sunset Beach.

No wonder they had to can it.

COSTV
18-07-2008, 13:24
I can't post links at the moment but one of the worst came from right here in Sheffield.

Go to YouTube

Type in: One Cool Rapper
"a northen-england rapper who thinks he's the next eminem, but no ... one cool rapper gangster"

Then laugh hysterically

deadeyeduck
20-07-2008, 18:52
I'm not sure i should be dissing Mr T but he should stick to what he does best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo&feature=related

The_DADDY
21-07-2008, 09:49
This guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1mQ_B3Q65c) needs takes some beating.

Halibut
21-07-2008, 09:58
This became quite an amusing challenge for me last night whilst looking at hip hop music videos on youtube.

Who is the most cringingly big-headed, low talent rapper you can find? I found this fella, Jim Jones.

Absolute crap. And a disgusting human being to boot. I especially like/hate the way he runs around shooting his mouth off at passers by whilst surrounded by a huge entourage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hatLSCXnvw&feature=related

Anyone find someone worse/better?

Astoundingly sh*te. Word.

igm1
21-07-2008, 11:14
This guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1mQ_B3Q65c) needs takes some beating.

I don't think that I've ever cringed so much.

Terrible.

Bladesman
21-07-2008, 12:03
Most of the people on Channel U on sky cant seem to rap.

If anyone has ever seen it. Its full of teenage londoners attempting to be the next Dizzee Rascal.

not wanted
21-07-2008, 14:03
Speak the Hungarian Rapper and his anti war protest rap cannot be missed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Vaz9jW054

Dee Dee Ramone is The Funky Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVU09o0fPY

MC Miker G & DJ Sven - Holiday Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LtYaCm5njY

Kersal Massive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_SR1dgZ4rQ

NEKRO138
21-07-2008, 14:05
Brilliant contributions notwanted!

Haha! I've got Dee Dee's album! Awful!

NEKRO138
21-07-2008, 14:08
I think some of my mates are worth a mention as well. This was there effort. Not pathetic, but funny. I think it was after they'd seen kersal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdWVTNfhCmw

slimsid2000
21-07-2008, 15:10
Rtaher like trying to find the most drunk alcoholic isn't it.

Rich
21-07-2008, 15:31
I used to think Eminem sucked, cos all his "raps" contained more swear words than the Mods would poke a very large banning stick at, then I read in the paper that he has Tourette's, which means he can't help swearing even though he doesn't always mean to.

And no, I do not have this myself before anyone even goes there.

NEKRO138
21-07-2008, 15:34
So if someone swears, they suck? **** that.

not wanted
21-07-2008, 15:38
Duran Duran and their version of 911 is a joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3EGljZ-N_Y

I would post their version of While Lines but I'm not sure i can take it.

Chris Waddle and Boli in a fine slice of Anglo French rap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ct5puqTSi0

As a fan of hiphop I understand the many criticisms of the genre and have always thought they could be solved by introducing a bit of Christian Fundamentalism into it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4

NEKRO138
21-07-2008, 15:43
This is quite good. A load of rappers referencing wrestlers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT8QlFT7gQs

Macho Man sounds like a lot of modern rappers, funnily enough.

Rich
21-07-2008, 16:10
So if someone swears, they suck? **** that.

Swearing is NOT, and never has been, cool... *cue accusations of hypocricy*

A lot of US rappers swear a lot in their "songs", because the Yanks aren't as offended by it as us Brits.

bellis
21-07-2008, 16:20
Swearing is NOT, and never has been, cool... *cue accusations of hypocricy*

A lot of US rappers swear a lot in their "songs", because the Yanks aren't as offended by it as us Brits.

is kid rock a yank rich ?

not wanted
21-07-2008, 16:24
Super Mario Rap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNzX8gaOmLk

Jim Bowen rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVBkJlBtkXA

bellis
21-07-2008, 16:26
Super Mario Rap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNzX8gaOmLk

Jim Bowen rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVBkJlBtkXA


i never knew jim bowen did ads for kfc:D

daftlad
21-07-2008, 18:28
all rap is crap, never heared such drivel that unfortunately is classed as music

NEKRO138
21-07-2008, 21:11
Swearing is NOT, and never has been, cool... *cue accusations of hypocricy*

A lot of US rappers swear a lot in their "songs", because the Yanks aren't as offended by it as us Brits.

It is cool. And so is smoking crack.

mrknish
22-07-2008, 08:10
Swearing is NOT, and never has been, cool... *cue accusations of hypocricy*

A lot of US rappers swear a lot in their "songs", because the Yanks aren't as offended by it as us Brits.

Well if you don't like it don't buy it. Swearing isn't 'cool' but neither is sitting at home infront of your xbox crying along to your Will Smith album.

venger
22-07-2008, 16:14
A bit of competition from HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LVrHT1M764&feature=related)

venger
22-07-2008, 16:20
A bit of competition from HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LVrHT1M764&feature=related)

:):):):)
Oh Dear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmpTG-Zmf8Y&feature=related)

slimsid2000
23-07-2008, 15:01
Is rap spelt wit a silent C at the front?

Rich
23-07-2008, 17:10
Well if you don't like it don't buy it. Swearing isn't 'cool' but neither is sitting at home infront of your xbox crying along to your Will Smith album.

Grow up.

Trolling is SO last week.

For your information I do not listen to Will Smith, I tend to listen to 80s hits and stuff like Meatloaf.

IanG
23-07-2008, 18:32
Akon

Smack that or whatever its called makes me want to punch my own teeth out