My take on this month's topic:

http://www.communitynet.org.uk/SFStoryArchive/1216295273.doc

If the cap fits, you let it.

It's an episode from an old story, updated and relocated into Sheffield. You should recognise the original, if not PM me and I'll point out the clues.

Enjoy!

Nicely wrote Hopman, but you have me baffled there, which is easily done especially if there is any mention of football. I'll take a stab in the dark and say "Threads"
I must admit I still have a mental block on “Miss Hudson-another sang” the old grey matter is really going.:huh:
Ill not PM you but wait for some more clues. :thumbsup:

For those wondering about Miss Hudson, that can be found recently resurrected. Yes, there is a link between the two...

Can you PM me a clue or two please Hopman :help: Are the names significant?

It's a great story in its own right, though, and I love the "united" misunderstanding (or is it?).