DIDO
07-07-2008, 19:47
The Husband Store
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, and love kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
Oh, mercy me! she exclaims, I can hardly stand it1
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5; These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 33,678,078 to visit this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bais charges, the stores owner opens a Wife Store across the street.
The 1st floor has women that love sex.
The 2nd floor has women that love sex and have money.
The 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th floors have never been visited
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, and love kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
Oh, mercy me! she exclaims, I can hardly stand it1
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5; These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 33,678,078 to visit this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bais charges, the stores owner opens a Wife Store across the street.
The 1st floor has women that love sex.
The 2nd floor has women that love sex and have money.
The 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th floors have never been visited