Poppets, Im having problems here.

This man is the problem. (http://www.morethings.com/music/conway_twitty/hee_haw126-1974/conway_twitty-loretta_lynn-louisiana_woman32.jpg)

His hair is starting to hypnotise me (http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3239663.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=9724400E855F926364BC91ECB887D688A55A1E4F32AD3138 ) in fact, Im becoming obsessed with it, unhealthily obsessed.

Now, am I alone in this? Are there others out there with the same fascination? (http://news.xinhuanet.com/audio/2007-01/22/xinsrc_3920104221142031191805.jpg)

Who IS this Conway Twitty? Until I watched Family Guy I didnt know who he was, and now Im becoming fixated on that hair do!!!

Could I sue the makers of Family guy? Could I sue Conway Twitty for having disturbing hair?
Should I just shut the hell up and pretend he doesnt exist???

Do YOU have Conway Twitty hair???

Why not go to the local salon and have your hair styled like his? Then you can be with it at all times and you might even become immune.

I dont have that much hair!

A MAMMOTH doesnt have that much hair!

Have a weave!


You know you want to.

This man is the problem. (http://www.morethings.com/music/conway_twitty/hee_haw126-1974/conway_twitty-loretta_lynn-louisiana_woman32.jpg)


theres a guy lives in a village round here looks like that
but a bit older and abit drunker

Have a weave!


You know you want to.

A weave?

What? Like... make a serviette or a fancy table cloth or something?

theres a guy lives in a village round here looks like that
but a bit older and abit drunker

Does his hair order its own drinks? Do you see it drinking his beer from a straw while hes unconcious?

A weave?

What? Like... make a serviette or a fancy table cloth or something?

Yes it will take your mind off the fact you need hair plugs to sport such a manly do!:D

Actually I bet I could sport a Conway. I have thick hair and,,, Id need to dye it though cos Im a bit of a ....mumblemuttermumblegingmuttermumblemutter

Actually I bet I could sport a Conway. I have thick hair and,,, Id need to dye it though cos Im a bit of a ....mumblemuttermumblegingmuttermumblemutter

Ginger!!:hihi::hihi:

SHUT IT!!!


Its... titian! or... something!

Its not ginger its... like.... unginger!

Does his hair order its own drinks? Do you see it drinking his beer from a straw while hes unconcious?

maybe i can mug him one day and steal it?

maybe i can mug him one day and steal it?

Chuck it a biccy and itll probably follow you home!

Actually I bet I could sport a Conway. I have thick hair and,,, Id need to dye it though cos Im a bit of a ....mumblemuttermumblegingmuttermumblemutter
a bit of a..............................
....................gay boy in a dress?

a bit of a..............................
....................gay boy in a dress?

On occasion yes! :D

On occasion yes! :D

Frosted peach lippy with Ginger hair, wocky you really need help:hihi:

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Theres ONE ginger hair! And THATS an armpit hair!

maybe you should start a group?

a sheffield and region and ex pats conway twitty hairdo appreciation group

bit long i know, doesnt roll off the tongue very well....although i think master twittys hair would

I dont have that much hair!



That's probably why you have the fascination with it,cos it brings back happy memories of when you had lots of hair.
These days it probably just grows from your nose and ears which is not as easy to style!! :hihi:

That's probably why you have the fascination with it,cos it brings back happy memories of when you had lots of hair.
These days it probably just grows from your nose and ears which is not as easy to style!! :hihi:
speak for yourself :D

i twirl mine very nicely...and get em intertwined over my shoulder

That's probably why you have the fascination with it,cos it brings back happy memories of when you had lots of hair.
These days it probably just grows from your nose and ears which is not as easy to style!! :hihi:

I have the same amount of hair that I had when I was alive! I just donthave as much as `ol conway.

speak for yourself :D

i twirl mine very nicely...and get em intertwined over my shoulder

Ewww,just had an awful shudder down my spine!!
I keep having strange images in my head now of your 'unusual' hair style
Hope you comb out all the bogeys before you entwine it!! :gag:

Ewww,just had an awful shudder down my spine!!
I keep having strange images in my head now of your 'unusual' hair style
Hope you comb out all the bogeys before you entwine it!! :gag:

What do you think he uses to fix it in place?:hihi:

nah

saves on using beads :)

What do you think he uses to fix it in place?:hihi:
Oh god,dont encourage them,not that they need it :hihi:


nah

saves on using beads :)

:gag:

I was going to cure you of your Conway Twitteries by giving you a dose of the Donald Trumps......but then I found..........

THIS (http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51031032.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A6B2CF53B5858022AC 6B49E290EC96DE79) :D

i think this ones (http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Larry%20King%20big%20hair%20from%20Deadspin.jpg)se xy

lol i just found a funny pic then....its not family friendly tho so didnt post it

good boy me :D

Sorry.


Im sorry, I tried hard to stop myself, but.... (http://www.foothillrecords.com/store/images/products/45-K12886.jpg)


sorry...

He looks like my old English teacher.

i think this ones (http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Larry%20King%20big%20hair%20from%20Deadspin.jpg)se xy

lol i just found a funny pic then....its not family friendly tho so didnt post it

good boy me :D

That looks like some hideous breeding experiment between Michael Foot and Vivien Westwood that has gone disturbingly wrong.

Just located what must be the ultimate image! (http://news.xinhuanet.com/audio/2007-01/22/xinsrc_3920104221142031191805.jpg)


It takes a lot to scare me but that managed to make me do a little poo.