Funniest trip to the cinema.

Perhaps the scary woman you sat next to? The time the film went off?

I've got two... When I went to see Snowcake, I was meeting someone afterwards. It was a virtually empty cinema and this lady came in late and sat directly behind me. My text message went off and i answered it. I got a reply and answered that. A booming voice came out "Turn off your phone it's annoying me!" This is from a woman who chomped through a big bag of boiled sweets and talked to herself throughout the film. I could feel my phone buzzing through my bag but daren't answer it again. :hihi:

The other time was when I went to see Teenage mutant ninja turtles and this kid started dancing at the front of the cinema :D

Dancing happened a few times when i was into watching the breakdancing films as well!

I vaguely remember when I went to see Bambi (I was quite young!), and it was my younger sister's first visit to the cinema. She ran up and down the isle for the entire film, before stripping off all her clothes and plonking herself on the lap of a nice lady in front of me and my mum:hihi::blush:

Witnessing full blown naked intercourse when watching Hot Fuzz (ha!) last year.... clearly they were expecting a different storyline and were getting quite excited at the prospect of all that hot fuzz. i just dont understand why they were so loud, and why it was so necessary to remove ALL their clothes. funniest bit was watching them try to put all their clothes back on while the security guard stood over them...!

Witnessing full blown naked intercourse when watching Hot Fuzz (ha!) last year.... clearly they were expecting a different storyline and were getting quite excited at the prospect of all that hot fuzz. i just dont understand why they were so loud, and why it was so necessary to remove ALL their clothes. funniest bit was watching them try to put all their clothes back on while the security guard stood over them...!

:o:love::hihi: Oh dear! Yeah just like being in the cinema that used to be next to the top rank!

Witnessing full blown naked intercourse when watching Hot Fuzz (ha!) last year.... clearly they were expecting a different storyline and were getting quite excited at the prospect of all that hot fuzz. i just dont understand why they were so loud, and why it was so necessary to remove ALL their clothes. funniest bit was watching them try to put all their clothes back on while the security guard stood over them...!

:wow::wow::wow:

Better not suggest that to Mr Haddock had I? He might keel over and die from panic!:hihi:

Surely taking off all their clothes really wasn't necessary??!

:wow::wow::wow:

Better not suggest that to Mr Haddock had I? He might keel over and die from panic!:hihi:

Surely taking off all their clothes really wasn't necessary??!

my thoughts exactly...whats wrong with the good old fashioned skirt-and-no-knickers approach?!

my thoughts exactly...whats wrong with the good old fashioned skirt-and-no-knickers approach?!

A girl after my own heart...:hihi:

i can remember going to see memoirs of a geisha with my best friend
and we sat riiiiiight at the back
and i had to go to the loo half way thru the film
so i went, came back
and as i was climbing the stairs i fell over
i had to go all the way up the stairs infront of lots of people who had just seen me fall ^_^
and when i got back to where we were sat
she went,
"i saw you coming up the stairs then you just disappeared"
and we were in fits of laughter

i went to see world trade centre a while back and behind me was a woman whod OBVIOUSLY seen it before cus she was giving a running comentary of what was hapening next , EVERYONE round her was going SHHHH!!!!!:suspect: to her but she wasent having none of it !!! anyway somone next to her piped up for god sake will you be quiet ,so i pipes in yea please your spoiling the film !!!!
she stands up and starts swearin and sayin who be you telllin me what to do i can say what i like !!!! i was fuming and so was everyone round us we was all shouting at her what a performance

but it was more entertaining than the film lol lol :hihi:

i went to see world trade centre a while back and behind me was a woman whod OBVIOUSLY seen it before cus she was giving a running comentary of what was hapening next , EVERYONE round her was going SHHHH!!!!!:suspect: to her but she wasent having none of it !!! anyway somone next to her piped up for god sake will you be quiet ,so i pipes in yea please your spoiling the film !!!!
she stands up and starts swearin and sayin who be you telllin me what to do i can say what i like !!!! i was fuming and so was everyone round us we was all shouting at her what a performance

but it was more entertaining than the film lol lol :hihi:

whoops posted twice sozx