It may not have been captured on camera but mine was when I was about 8 years old and was showing off to my mates climbing up the wall above our gate. I slipped and my head got stuck between the posts and I couldn't get it free!!! I had to wait there for ages until the next door neighbour managed to cut away at one of the posts to free my head.

You can imagine how funny it was for everybody back at school! :blush: :blush: :blush: :?

I've never done anything embarassing in my life.

being clumsy i've had LOADS of youve been framed moments. if only they were caught on camera and i could get some £££ !
the latest one was on a bus .... i was getting off and the doors closed on me so i was half in half out of the bus , then it started moving .... i proceeded to make a scene and the driver noticed and opened the doors ..... and i fell flat on my face. how embarassing !!!!

I once tried to flick a pool cue that was on the floor wiv my foot wiv the whole club watching me. Well the cue hit me streight in the face with a sweet crack :hihi: . Id tell you more but its late 8) and im sleeeeeppppyyy

About 5 years ago , in Istanbul , I was going down the Metro escalator and saw a train at the platform.I had a shoulder bag and a plastic bag with about 4 library books in it.
It was obvious ---even to me ---that the train was ready for off , so I dashed the last few yards. I got , sort of half way in----well , my right arm was in ----and the doors started to shut. Me , outside ; the bag of books inside , trapped and hanging down from the door. Like an idiot , I ran alongside the train for a few yards , trying at the same time to attract the driver's attention. No chance ! The people in the compartment were all watching and probably thinking , "Another of those crazy foreigners ".
By some sort of miracle , and it's too long to go into , I got the books back about half an hour later.
Very honest , the Turks !

As a very junior student nurse I was let loose on a consenting patient to administer an anema... MY FIRST...

Procedure accomplished; said patient coughed real hard due to their medical condition spraying my senior 'observing' collegue in a fine faecal mist. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

I was beside myself with mirth! :D

When my collegue took her plastic pinny off she had a pooh stained ouline on the shoulders & sleeves that had been exposed.

Shan't mention her fringe :gag:

Originally posted by adaline
I once tried to flick a pool cue that was on the floor wiv my foot wiv the whole club watching me. Well the cue hit me streight in the face with a sweet crack :hihi: . Id tell you more but its late 8) and im sleeeeeppppyyy

This reminded me of playing pool once with some friends and I was stood opposite the player who was about to take his shot and was taking the mickey out of him - when he scuffed his shot, the cue ball flew off the table and hit me right in the knackers! :gag:

A good few years ago,my parents were having the outside of their house painted.My mother asked me if I would take her to Wilkinsons at Hillsborough to pick up 8 large tins of masonary paint.
Having paid for the paint,we piled it into a shopping basket,and I told her to wait outside the shop while I went and brought my car round so we didn't have to carry across to the car park.
When I pulled up outside the shop,I got out to open the boot so we could put the paint in.When I turned round to tell my mother to fetch the trolley to the car,she had already let it go,and was walking to the car.
What she didn't see was the trolley,appearing to topple off the kerb in slow motion.
4 of the 10litre pots exploded all over Bradfield Road.The other 4 just rolled in the mess.My head went a lovely red colour,I threw the soggy cans in the boot,and sped off,leaving a biege coloured trail all the way up Penistone road.

Even now,some 15 years on,I still cant walk round Hillsborough without thinking of that horrendous moment.

I would say THE most humiliating moment of my life was when I was sat in the theatre and suddenly threw up all over the poor woman sat in the seat in front of me.

The worst thing is, I did actually chuck up on her and she had to go home.

I wish I could've been well enough to speak to her and apologise and maybe pay for her ticket to the show but I was being rushed to hospital at the time, so if she's here...

I'm very sorry...

I slipped while running across a busy street on my way into work. For a few seconds, I actually saw my feet silhouetted against the sky over my head. My dress flew up around my waist, I lost a shoe and all my file folders skittered across the street like a giant deck of cards. I came down on both elbows, then had to crab-walk quickly to the curb to avoid the cars that were roaring toward me.

The security guard came running outside screaming, "My God, girly! Are you OK?" A guy from the advertising department said it was the funniest fall he'd ever seen.

I have many.

In the summer I went to London and we ran to get a tube and my leg got shut in the door and the force knocked me to the floor on the platform with my leg still shut in the door, and i just sat there with my leg trapped and It was one of these moments that seemed to be in slow motion, luckily the door opened and I managed to get on very red faced and shakey! :blush:

The other day I got out of a taxi and my dress caught the wind and blew up revelaing my underwear infront of a long line of cars queueing at traffic lights.

This one time I climbed over a gate in a park and my foot got stuck and i was left dangling with my foot still stuck!

This other time when i was about 3 or 4 i decided to put a stone up my nose and it got stuck so I had to go to hospital and have giant tweezers stuck up my nose to remove it!

:banana:

Once at the swimming baths I slipped and did an almost perfect split by accident.

It was in the cafeteria! :O

I'm sure that I've done worse than this, but this is the first one that comes to mind as it's pretty recent.

Last week I was at Manchester Piccadilly at about 11:30pm on my way back from a match at Anfield. There was an hour wait there until my next train, and there's a late night cafe just outside the front entrance that I always go to.

I was walking along to this cafe and failed to notice the large slick of tomato ketchup that someone had spilled on the floor. As my foot stepped on it, I flailed wildly and lost my balance. Luckily I fell forwards and managed to stop my fall by putting a hand out to the floor. Thankfully there was only one guy coming the other way, and he stopped to ask if I was okay. :)

This one didnt happen to me, but it was very funny at the time.

When I was at university the door into the library was a little revolving door type effort. I was waiting to go in and the kid in front of me was dithering about whether to go in or wait for the next 'segment' at the very last second he desided to go for it. Unfortunatly for him, only his head agreed and the rest of his body stayed where it was. So he was stuck in the door by his head!! After a moment of panic and fear that he was going to get decapitated the kid managed to free himself and sloped off looking very red and embarrassed. I tried my very hardest not tol augh while he was still there!!

Mmm...
Just last week. I turned, tripped over a rock , slipped on some mud, and fell flat on my back. At the time I was in the company of several people from several departments of the Council, members of a local community group, several fishermen, and an entire class from the local school plus all their teachers and asistants.:blush:
Just in case I didn't feel stupid enough, one of the Council lot is a friend of my husband.:blush:

I'm still suffering nightmares:P

This happened when i was at school, year 9 i think...

Me and my mates used to stand outside the English block and watch the lads playing football. WELL I got dared to nick the ball and run off with it next time it came near us. So, i did. I ran all the way along the path and up the steps to the where the mobile classrooms are. I had a lad running after me trying to get the ball, and as i looked back i tripped over a slab that was sticking out of the ground. I fell forward into the gravel wall of one of the mobile classrooms. I had massive cuts and dints on my head where id gone into the wall.

The best thing that came out of it was that i got to go home because i had a really bad headache.

mine happend a few months ago

im in the shower bubbles everywhere and the phone goes i get out run into bedroom to anwser phone

i slip on laminate floor loose's towel

dad walks in as he thinks im still in bathroom to anwser my phone

i try to get up to avoid any further embaressment

but im all soapy and wet and all i do is end up looking like a morooned whale:(

so my dad is stood there and im naked on the floor soaking wet coverd in shower gel slipping all over ffs!!! i nearly died of shame he simply turned around and walked off!


i had to cling to the edge of my bed to steady myself and then i got up needless to say i didnt go downstairs for a few hours
:(

Originally posted by Lestat
It may not have been captured on camera but mine was when I was about 8 years old and was showing off to my mates climbing up the wall above our gate. I slipped and my head got stuck between the posts and I couldn't get it free!!! I had to wait there for ages until the next door neighbour managed to cut away at one of the posts to free my head.

You can imagine how funny it was for everybody back at school! :blush: :blush: :blush: :?
I did a simular thing when i was about 5. We were going to catch a coach in pond street when i decided to put my head through the railings on the gpo building. After several attempts to get me out a passer-by suggested turning me upside. Luckily this worked.