My second of today's offerings is something that's very close to my heart; the pursuit of buxom wenches!

This is a small look at the lighter side of my persona. When I've read it to the masses, it usually gets a few giggles so I'm hoping it brings a smile to your faces too.

By the way, 5 points to the person who spots the Monty Python quote!

Here goes:

http://www.communitynet.org.uk/SFStoryArchive/1215013225.doc

My second of today's offerings is something that's very close to my heart; the pursuit of buxom wenches!

How sweet! A tale to soften the heart of buxom wenches and likely lads everywhere :hihi:

How sweet! A tale to soften the heart of buxom wenches and likely lads everywhere :hihi:

That's what I was aiming for. Glad you liked it.

Although I wasn't that happy with the ending, but it seemed to fit the rest of it so I left it.

That's what I was aiming for. Glad you liked it.

Although I wasn't that happy with the ending, but it seemed to fit the rest of it so I left it.

Very good leviathan. Did you manage to hold back those raging horses ?:D

Very good leviathan. Did you manage to hold back those raging horses ?:D

Sadly I've had to as this is a total fantasy! God help the next female who wants to be intimate with me! ;)