Today, my little Dumplings, Im being a good boy.

As many of you know, I was a bad boy yesterday, a VERY bad boy indeed and got lippy all over the place and used up a tub of very expensive face cream that my OH likes to use to make herself less gruesome than she usually is.

Today, Im going to be good because ...well, because Dr Who is on tonight and my OH is acting suspiciously like shes going to bugger it up for me.

She found the lipstick on my sleeve this morning and recognised the colour immediately and... found the lipstick in my jeans pocket.

Yes, Poppets, I stuck it there to hide it and threw the jeans into the wash basket last night before I went to beddy byes and this morning she went though the pockets before she shoved them into the washer...

In short: Im in trouble.

So, to make up for it, and to crawl a bit, (Ok, a lot) Im Spring cleaning the tip and making the dinner and fetching and carrying for the OH.

Tell me, my little sausage pies, what do YOU to when you want to get yourself out of bovver? How do YOU make up for the daft things youve done?
What do you expect others to do to make up for the naughty things theyve done to you?

Tell me, Poppets, or ... or.... Ohhhhh Ill give you SUCH a pinch!

Lipstick on your collar, told a tale on you-oo! :lol:

Reminds me of that old Connie Francis song from the mid 60s.

You got a guilty concience Jabbers? You in the dog house for anything? :hihi:

I was BORN guilty!

I have a guilty face... Well I HAD a guilty face- its in the nick at the moment doing six months for scaring babys.

Lipstick on your collar, told a tale on you-oo! :lol:

Reminds me of that old Connie Francis song from the mid 60s.

It did more than tell a tale. It SCREAMED at her :D

I don't get in bovver in the first place!


I'm an angel me!:D


That plus some fast talking and fluttering eyelashes and I usually get myself out of things faster than I got into them:hihi:

She wants to use the PC to go to the Pregnant woman forum shes found and shes just asked me to vacate my place here so she can visit it.

Im going to say yes too, because Im being a good boy, usually Id tell her to bugger off, but... Dr Who and... I have a lot of creeping to do.

I don't get in bovver in the first place!


I'm an angel me!:D


That plus some fast talking and fluttering eyelashes and I usually get myself out of things faster than I got into them:hihi:

Pull t'other one dear, it's got bells on! :D

Pull t'other one dear, it's got bells on! :D

Oi! I don't need you to besmirch my good name when I can do it myself!!:hihi:

You aren't being a good boy and doing all the house work at all! You're sitting with the computer using the internet- that's not at all the same thing.

If I was your OH I'd threaten to read what you post on SF and then make you pay (in blood if necessary) for every comment you've ever made about her. Has she ever read your posts here?

I don't get in bovver in the first place!


I'm an angel me!:D


That plus some fast talking and fluttering eyelashes and I usually get myself out of things faster than I got into them:hihi:

Oh, please, the image of Mr Wocky trying to flutter his eyelashes is turning my stomach :gag:

You aren't being a good boy and doing all the house work at all! You're sitting with the computer using the internet- that's not at all the same thing.

If I was your OH I'd threaten to read what you post on SF and then make you pay (in blood if necessary) for every comment you've ever made about her. Has she ever read your posts here?

She read a few a while ago and even made a post of her own- If I remember rightly she threatened me with a horrible death. It was under this account so I edited and deleted it :D

She doesnt come to this forum because as an alien, (Non Sheffielder) she doesnt think its relevant to her. That suits me nicely!

heh

Ive done the kitchen but my five year old joined me, got under my feet and I lost my rag, came up here and told the OH off for letting the child bug me.

Im right back in the bad books again now....

Shes using a Huggies pregnancy forum and I made the rather stupid mistake of telling her that SF has a good mother and child section... Shes already asked me if she can have her own account with SF...
Of course, I told her that its against the rules, and it IS against the rules, isnt it?

Say "Why yes, yes it is, Jabberwocky."

Why yes Jabbers it is a good idea Julie joins the mother and child section, (is that what you mean't?)

Why yes Jabbers it is a good idea Julie joins the mother and child section, (is that what you mean't?)

Noooooooooooooo.

She goes there and its only a matter of time before someone kindly directs her here.
Twenty minutes and a little reading later and Id be a dead man!

As if any of us would do a thing like that :hihi:

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Shes using a Huggies pregnancy forum and I made the rather stupid mistake of telling her that SF has a good mother and child section... Shes already asked me if she can have her own account with SF...
Of course, I told her that its against the rules, and it IS against the rules, isnt it?

Say "Why yes, yes it is, Jabberwocky."

Let me put your little mind at rest, sweetie. Of course you can have 2 accounts registered to one computer, as long as it's for 2 different people. I'm sure the Mods would be delighted to set one up for Julie. :hihi:

Yeah we would love to hear what julie has to say about u jabby's lol

Sadly its just not gonna happen!

I seldom win an argument with the beast but theres absolutely no way would I lose this one!
My life depends on it and ..... even a gibbering wretch would have the strength of a lion if his life is threatened.
Shes quite happy on her Huggies forum, and Im quite happy to have her there too, a long, long way away from SF :D

I've already set her an account up for her Jabbers, I've emailed to password to her just now. :)

Saves her the trouble. :thumbsup:

I've already set her an account up for her Jabbers, I've emailed to password to her just now. :)

Saves her the trouble. :thumbsup:

Im sitting here...

Deleting emails with her name on `em :D

Im sitting here...

Deleting emails with her name on `em :D

Deleting as in moving them to the 'Deleted' folder where she'll still be able to find them?

Deleting as in moving them to the 'Deleted' folder where she'll still be able to find them?

Ive been tormenting her for years now and I LONG ago learned to delete each email as soon as it arrives!


You dont get to survive living with a psycho like her without being on the ball.


If I hadnt then I wouldnt have had any ball to be on :D

I wonder if Jabbers got to watch Doctor Who or is he currently whining to be let out of the cellar???

Odds on he's in trouble again :hihi::hihi:

I wonder if Jabbers got to watch Doctor Who or is he currently whining to be let out of the cellar???

Odds on he's in trouble again :hihi::hihi:

He watched it - didn't you hear him scream like a girl when he saw the Daleks?

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

I got to watch ... most of it.....

You`ll love this, but as the end credits rolled for the prog that was on before Dr Who, the door bell rang.

I ... I must say that I... mumbled something...

Carol, a family friend arrived and stayed for about 20 minutes, and didnt leave until just after the part with the Daleks radioing the word "Exterminate" over and over.

Do I look bothered though?


IM STINKING-WELL FUMING!

OOOOOoooooh Julie arranged that just right then :hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

He watched it - didn't you hear him scream like a girl when he saw the Daleks?

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

He screams all the time though :D:D

OOOOOoooooh Julie arranged that just right then :hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

Im CERTAIN they got their nasty little heads together this morning and arranged the visit.
The OH keeps grinning at me...

I hate totty sometimes, theyre all out to get me!

He screams all the time though :D:D

It was a scream of LUST!

I like Daleks! What can I say?

When I get rich Im gonna buy a full sized one.... and probably end up living in it after the OH boots me out.

He screams all the time though :D:D

Of course. I do apologise. I meant squeaked like a speckled frog. :hihi:

Back to the OP. Well, for us gals, it's very easy to get out of a spot of bovver with our male OHs.

Almost frighteningly TOO easy. Stockings, followed by a latin word. :D

Back to the OP. Well, for us gals, it's very easy to get out of a spot of bovver with our male OHs.

Almost frighteningly TOO easy. Stockings, followed by a latin word. :D

Yes my husband forgives me when I let him wear my stockings too, that is what you meant wasn't it?:suspect:

Yes my husband forgives me when I let him wear my stockings too, that is what you meant wasn't it?:suspect:

No, I meant threatening to garrotte him with them.

Now youre talking! :D