Abcess!..........

boil.......

Cramp!.........

Death, you don't get much more wounded than that!

Eviscerated!


Thats Gotta hurt!

Fracture, this sounds like my to do list:suspect:

Gland damage!


(Sorry, thats the best I could think of)

Hiatus hernia

Incision.....post too short :rant:....ok ok BIG incision :D

Jugular wound

Kicked in the tentacles :D

Leprosy................

mangled fingers

n

necrosis ....

Overactive thyroid!

Piles!!!!!!!

Queer feeling in the gut! (A)


(Im not very good at this, am I ?)

ringworm...

s

Scabies! ......

toothache....

Ulcerated leg

Varices of the oesophagus

wart.........

Xylophone syndrome!


Yes I made that one up.

OK- xeroderma pigmentosa.

Athlete's foots

We haven't had Y and Z yet!

Yellow fever scar
Zombification

u have now ;)

Yellow fever scar
Zombification

u have now ;)

Saviour

:) Blonde moment

Athlete's foot :suspect:

black eye......................

cock injury ... (poultry breeding farmers only will expierience this with their male livestock)

cock injury ... (poultry breeding farmers only will expierience this with their male livestock)

Sounds awful ....:hihi:

I nearly gave my other half one ....once when he was bad !:mad:

Deep laceration to the neck

exma......cant spell it sorry

Freakism!.......

geekism.....

Hairy teeth!.....

jug ears ....

Knock Knees.

lop sided boobs..

Migraine.........

Missplaced cock ring injury

sorry I was late




Navel split

Night Blindness..............

Oozing pusc ridden carbuncle on the rectum

Missplaced cock ring injury

:o what the..

ovarian cyst

pleurisy.........

Plastic hip replacement coming loose & falling down ur leg

Queezy belly after 18 pints o lager , a gallon o cider & 25 kebabs

Rash.............

sticky balls

tongue split

uteris infection

Veins swelling...........

"WEDGIE" injury

X-Ray...........

X-Ray...........

how is that an injury lol

X-Ray machine falling on ur head

yellow fever

Yak bite ....

Zits.................

acid burn.....

belated post kick

acid burn.....

Bite.............

Cat-inhalation swelling of the neck

whoops, try again.

Drink related injuries

Dandruff...........

erosion of the cervix

flatulation lighting backfire

gaseous emission stomach curdling anal niff

Gingivitis.....

hair loss.......

internal heamorroids

jellied eel overeating & the resulting consequences

Knock Knees.............

long toe nails

mucus sticking ur 'tash hairs together pain

Nits..............

oxy acetylene welding gear burn

private itch....

Quinsy...........

rectal prolapse

rude itch.....

Slipped Disk..........

rude itch.....

WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



tonsilitus

Ulcer.............

viagra swelling that wont go down

verruca (or whats the plural of this?)

warts............

x-Factor watching - smashing urself in the face with an exploding hammer type injury

Yersiniosis

Jabbers - is this your way of getting all the psychos, sadists, hypochondriacs and medical experts in one place? :suspect:

Zinc poisoning of the lower right leg




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