No, I'm not in love with her. Far from it, she's got one of those faces that wants a good slapping. And I'm not advocating beating up any women (or fellas for that matter).

No, my problem is far more serious than that:

I like her record.

Sshhhhh! Don't be so loud. Keep it to yourselves.

Can anybody offer me any hope here? What shall I do? I'm beginning to get really worried.

Yours in desperation.

Try singing the lyrics of the new song to the tune of her previous smash hit "Torn", and vice versa. They are strangely interchangeable.

Sorry. It won't help, but it makes a pleasant travelling game for all the family. Also, try transposing the lyrics to Enter Sandman by Metallica.

I too have formed a hate for her and her record and i havn't even heard it! This is because i here my phone beep in my pocket and think, oh maybe thats someone of my friends telling me something funny or exciting or wanting to do something tonight....ill just read what is says....Urgent! Dont miss Natalie Imbruglias new single in shops soon. It will be the summer 2005 smash hit! To stop these texts text 'stop' to 88162 (Texts cost £3 + standard rate)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't mind if it was the odd one or two but today i got my 17th in a week!!!!! How ridiculous!

Originally posted by Ousetunes
No, I'm not in love with her. Far from it, she's got one of those faces that wants a good slapping. And I'm not advocating beating up any women (or fellas for that matter).

No, my problem is far more serious than that:

I like her record.

Sshhhhh! Don't be so loud. Keep it to yourselves.

Can anybody offer me any hope here? What shall I do? I'm beginning to get really worried.

Yours in desperation.

While reading your post Ousetunes, I'm just listening to Natalie being interviewed on the Steve Wright Show .....

The song is very catchy ..... I don't think liking her record is terribly uncool, after all 'Torn' was a brilliant song performed very well by her. And she does write most of her own stuff .....

The thing that really confuses me is why Kylie is headlining Glastonbury .... someone's havin a laff surely .... her a*** ain't that great, is it??!! :suspect:

StarSparkle :confused:

PS Still, I guess she's better than 20 cents or whatever his name is - Festivals eh? Ain't what they were .....

Oh no I really like her new song. Definitely different to the other stuff I listen to. Its great though and I quite like her as well. Fair play to her, she is a successful lady!

Absolute twaddle, just my opinion.

I understand.....I feel like that re Kirsty Gallacher....everytime I see her I just wanna do a war dance on her mush (face)!!!


Maybe it is a recognised condition.....Celebrity Munchausens by Proxy!!!




:thumbsup:

i used to hate it when every other ad on tv was carol vorderman advertising some rubbish i still have nightmares thinking about it now:loopy: