My old boss use to say he would love to come back as a bicycle seat on a ladies bike :gag:

I hope it belongs to Waynetta Slob!

If there is such a thing as Reincarnation - what or who would you like to come back as?

Looking at the life my dog leads - I sometimes think there is truth in the saying "I'ts a dogs' life"

Ok she is ugly and has never had sex! But apart from that she has it pretty good.

Other than that - I would like to have the life of Riley - whoever he is cos everyone seems to say thats a good life to lead! :hihi:

I would like to come back as on of Katie Prices triplets.

Just my luck, I would be the one who had to be bottle fed .:mad:

:gag: At least you wouldn't suffocate with the bottle - or end up with a mouth full of silicone!

Or stretch marks round your gob :D

I'd like to come back as my own Grandchild, so I can keep an eye on me lad & see that he's doing OK for himself.

Also have you thought you would be the offspring of Peter Andre :gag:

Originally posted by dawny1
Also have you thought you would be the offspring of Peter Andre :gag:

I did not think about that, forget my post Please :rolleyes:

It would be nice to look in on your kids lifes and hope they haven't made the same mistakes I did! Let's hope we have been good role models!

I'd come back as a Bat, I always said I look good in black :hihi:

When I was young I would deffinately have come back as a man as I thought they had a better deal
But as I've got older and I hope wiser I think men have a more difficult time of it so I would come back as me and try to make a better go of it next time.

hazel

I would come back as a bird of prey - such as an eagle.

soaring above everybody and at the top of the food chain.

Mmm, makes me sound a bit power hungry, when actually i was just thinking of the views !

Originally posted by hazel
When I was young I would deffinately have come back as a man as I thought they had a better deal
But as I've got older and I hope wiser I think men have a more difficult time of it so I would come back as me and try to make a better go of it next time.

hazel

I started a thread on the advantages/disadvantages of being male/female a while ago you ought to give it a read - I agree with you I would never want to come back as a man!

I would be Cyclone. It must be wonderful to be right all the time....

I'd come back as a baboon. I'd parade in front of people waving my bright bottom and engage in hilarious simian antics. I would also jump onto jeep bonnets and pull their wind screen wipers off just for the sheer hell of it.

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
I'd come back as a baboon. I'd parade in front of people waving my bright bottom and engage in hilarious simian antics. I would also jump onto jeep bonnets and pull their wind screen wipers off just for the sheer hell of it.

You dont need to be a Babboon to do that, just look at the kids on the Parson cross estate.

<<<<<waits for abuse and laughs :hihi:

I'd come back as a tiger :D I love cats and big cats and I've always loved tigers and lions... but definitly being a tiger would rock, plus they're all ginger and black like I generally look most of the time :D

But you would be an endangered species, Xafier...

I will come back as one of those annoyingly happy people who are always urging everyone to "get up and dance" or saying things like "smile, it might never happen", I will be described as "bubbly" or "full of life", my favourite "fact" will be "it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile", I will love baby animals and care about "issues", I will be murdered by a complete stranger.

This is going to sound so soppy.

But i would come back as me. I love my life, I love the people I spend my life with, I love my job.

I am just a loving person who has lots of love to share. xxx

Originally posted by sayz
This is going to sound so soppy.

But i would come back as me. I love my life, I love the people I spend my life with, I love my job.

I am just a loving person who has lots of love to share. xxx

In that case - I'd like to come back as you :D

Ah thanx Dawny1 xxx

I love sharing my love about.

:D :heyhey: Really???
What u dooin later??? :o :o :o

I dont know hunny. What you upto later???

Hiding... probably :hihi:

I see been a chicken now are you?

I'll come back as me knowing my luck.. or a Giraffe so I can keep a lookout :suspect:

I'd like to come back as an inanimate object. No stress, no hassle, just peace, sitting there on the side, next to the misplaced keys.

Originally posted by sayz
I see been a chicken now are you?

He'll be hiding from Mrs Kiddick!

Originally posted by nick2
I will come back as one of those annoyingly happy people who are always urging everyone to "get up and dance" or saying things like "smile, it might never happen", I will be described as "bubbly" or "full of life", my favourite "fact" will be "it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile", I will love baby animals and care about "issues", I will be murdered by a complete stranger.

Given the above, Nick, you are quite likely to be murdered by me in your next life, especially if you come up to me and tell me your "fact". :D

Originally posted by timo
But you would be an endangered species, Xafier...

I'm already an endangered species... do you see many other damn good looking, intelligent, funny, loving and caring ginger haired guys around here?.... didn't think so ;)

There's another one here with me, Xaf.
But he's only 11 at the mo' & thinks his Dad's the bestest!:thumbsup:

I'd like to come back as a (well cared for) domestic cat. Then I can have fun doing all the little things that cats do like meowing for the door to be opened but then not going through when the owner opens it. Or standing in a really inconvenient place like a doorway when people are trying to get through. And sleeping a lot in warm, snuggly places looks lovely too. Hmm, yes a cat. Bless 'em. :)

Originally posted by Lou
I'd like to come back as a (well cared for) domestic cat. Then I can have fun doing all the little things that cats do like meowing for the door to be opened but then not going through when the owner opens it. Or standing in a really inconvenient place like a doorway when people are trying to get through. And sleeping a lot in warm, snuggly places looks lovely too. Hmm, yes a cat. Bless 'em. :)

Me too.

Pampered pet cats defo have the best deal in the world. All they need to do is enjoy themselves day in day out, secure in the adoring love of their people. A well-loved moggie can do no wrong and has their every possible want and need anticipated by their well-trained carer(s).

Constant amusement on hand from same carer - great fun to watch said person tear their hair out spending quarter of an hour trying to get beloved pet to eat a choice morsel, only to have them turn their nose up at everything, then demand to be let out - then in again - then out again,etc. Endless hours of entertainment.

Life for an adored cat must be close to Heaven - everything you could possibly desire - unless you've been 'neutered' of course :suspect: There's always a downside ..... :hihi:

StarSparkle - house-broken carer to two moggies :)

Originally posted by Lou
I'd like to come back as a (well cared for) domestic cat. Then I can have fun doing all the little things that cats do like meowing for the door to be opened but then not going through when the owner opens it. Or standing in a really inconvenient place like a doorway when people are trying to get through. And sleeping a lot in warm, snuggly places looks lovely too. Hmm, yes a cat. Bless 'em. :)

Make sure you don't live next door to Kirky if you are reincarnated. Check out his posts on Owdlads thread, Do you like cats....

A dormouse,or sloth....for obvious reasons.

:thumbsup:

Next time I would like to be a Bhuddist....again!

Originally posted by citygirl
Make sure you don't live next door to Kirky if you are reincarnated. Check out his posts on Owdlads thread, Do you like cats....
I'll watch out for him :suspect:. Thanks for the tip-off. :)

I would like to come back as me......live it all again...FANTASTIC!!!

Would do the obviously tweeking here and there...to prevent all the faux pas, the car crashes etc

Would be just as much fun again....and the party aint over yet I am only halfway there at least....well I hope!!!:thumbsup:

I'd like to take a risk on being rich and kinda' sexy.

I can assure you that it is great fun to be rich and 'kinda', as you so elegantly phrase it, 'sexy', Longcol.

Your surname is not Bennett by any chance is it?