GEORGE W. BUSH
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The White House, USA

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, sinceÊ the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her).

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS).

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,Ê more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in USÊhistory.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

IÊrefused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied,saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11,and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people ofÊ Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

In a little over two years, I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

PERSONAL REFERENCES:

For personal references, please speak to my dad or Uncle James Baker (They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they are helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the next one).

The White House, USA
GEORGE W. BUSH

Come on Venger,
Nobody's perfect :hihi:

Originally posted by viking
Come on Venger,
Nobody's perfect :hihi:

:clap: pmsl :clap:

Ah, dude, if you put it like that...

Would you buy a used Republican Administration off this man?

Oh & you missed some of the best bits of the the previous history...

EDUCATION:

* I entered Yale in 1964 with a SAT of 1206 (Verbal 566, Math 640), 200 points below Yale's average freshman in 1970.

* I graduated Yale in 1968 with a 2.35 GPA

* In the fall of 1970 I was rejected from admission at University of Texas Law School.

* In 1973 I applied to Harvard Business School with a 2.35 GPA. 1973 admission statistics are unavailable, but for an incomplete comparison today's Harvard students average a GPA of 3.5 - no students were accepted with a GPA lower than 2.6.

* I graduated Harvard Business School with an MBA and below-average grades.

CRIMINAL RECORD:

* Two negligent collisions in July and August 1962 in Houston, TX (p20)

* Arrested and charged with disorderly conduct in New Haven, CT in December 1966 (p20) for stealing a christmas tree while drunk

* Convicted of drunk driving on September 4, 1976 in Kennebunkport, Maine.

MILITARY EXPERIENCE:

As a strong supporter of the Vietnam War I did everything in my power to avoid military service, both foreign and domestic:

* In February 1968 I applied to the Texas Air National Guard after scoring the bare minimum of 25th Percentile (p25) for the Officer's Pilot Aptitude Test. With low scores, no other qualifications listed, and a long list of applicants ahead of me nobody is sure how I got into the guard. Ben Barnes offers one explanation, swearing under oath that he called Brig Gen. Jim Rose at the request of my father's friend Sidney Adger, allowing me a privilege I did not otherwise deserve.

* I left the 111th "Champagne Unit" on May 24 1972, requesting a transfer to the Alabama 9921st Air Reserve, a postal unit with no airplanes and no pilots. I did not appear for any service in the 9921st.

* On July 21, 1972, my transfer request to the 9921st was rejected and I was commanded to return back to the 111st in Maxwell, TX. I remained away and did not return to Texas. I refused to submit to a physical exam in August, four months after the Air Force made drug tests mandatory for pilots on April 21, 1972. I was suspended and grounded as a disciplinary measure, ensuring I would never fly again.

* On September 5, 1972, I once again requested a transfer to Alabama, and once again I failed to appear (this time at the 187th). Neither my commanding officer nor Mavanee Bear, my girlfriend at the time claims to have ever seen me in uniform, though I did get a free dental checkup.

* I never met the requirements for honorable discharge, earning only 38 documented points out of a required 50 in 1973-74. I also completed only 36 of 43 required inactive-duty training periods in 1972-73, and 12 of 43 required in 1973-74. Fortunately I "worked something out" and was issued an honorable discharge I did not earn.

* My participation in the National Guard was so low that even by the end of the Vietnam Conflict I had flown only 336 hours, not meeting the minimum standards (500 hours flight experience) for combat duty. Even if I had been called to active duty I would have been unqualified to serve by military regulations.

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE:

* I founded Arbusto Energy in 1979 with money borrowed from family friends including James R Bath, representing Salem Bin Laden. Over the next five years I accepted at least $4.7 million dollars from my father's friends including George Ohrstrom and Russell Reynolds, Jr., returning $1.5 million to investors and taking on $3 million in debt. My company was rescued by a buyout from Spectrum 7 by my successful Yale classmates Mercer Reynolds and William DeWitt Jr. in 1984.

* After the failure of Arbusto I was awarded a position as Chairman and CEO of Spectrum 7. My participation resulted in more failure as the company was driven to the brink of bankruptcy. I was rescued by a buyout from my father's friends Phil Kendrick and Stuart Watson at Harken Oil and Gas in 1985.

* Impressed not by my abilities but by my connections to important people I was rewarded for my failure at Spectrum 7 with a seat on the Board of Directors at Harken Oil and Gas. Harken was a miserable failure during the time I spent there - it posted $23.2 billion in losses. I was investigated by the SEC for selling my shares one week before the loss announcement, and the resulting investigation explicitly did not exonerate me.

* I was the owner of the Texas Rangers, made possible only by my father's friends William DeWitt and Richard E. Rainwater. My participation resulted in incredible success for myself and terrible misfortune for my neighbors. I used eminent domain to take taxpayers' land, paid for it with $4.9 million taxpayer dollars, and then spent $191 million more taxpayer dollars to build myself a stadium. I left the city of Arlington, TX with a $7.5 million debt that I still refuse to pay, even after I sold the Rangers to Thomas Hicks for $250 million (a 2500% profit).

Sounds a bit like the son of one of our lady prime ministers,what an unholy alliance that could be.
PS in all the excitement I forgot to vote.

Not another "Lets bitch about America" thread! I bet you watched Fahrenheit 9/11 a gasp believing every word!

What you wrote just looks like all of the Micheal Moore accusations.

Originally posted by serapis
What you wrote just looks like all of the Micheal Moore accusations.
Most of which are true.

Originally posted by serapis
9/11 a gasp believing every word!

What you wrote just looks like all of the Micheal Moore accusations.

lol, I think Michael moore is ok.

There are stronger polemecists out there than him though.

Perhaps you would benefit from a little more research ?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by serapis
[B]Not another "Lets bitch about America" thread! I bet you watched Fahrenheit 9/11 a gasp believing every word!

That movie was a joke anyways! I am from the states and I honestly think that Bush needs to stop listening to his daddy, grow up, and think and speak for himself!! Texas rednecks should never be allowed to run office!Bumper Stickers for the Bush 2004 Campaign

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Maybe he is popular because he doesn't pretend to be more clever than his electors.

Don't get me wrong I'd have voted for Edd the Duck over Bush, but there must be some explanation for this fool being elected again.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Yodameister
[B]Maybe he is popular because he doesn't pretend to be more clever than his electors.

Don't get me wrong I'd have voted for Edd the Duck over Bush, but there must be some
You may be right! In my opinion I think they should elect Bill Clinton into the office again. So what if he had a mistress, he did what he had to do!LOL May be the american people wont screw up when the next election comes around..

Maybe there will be no fixing either (not)

He reminds me very much of Dan Quayle. When he was active, the US used to make regular jokes about his inadequecy and incompetence. What on earth happened to blind them to Bush?

I'm not an American citizen, and thus don't have a vote. I thought that the US presidential elections were held last November? The US constitution does not allow Bush to stand for president again. Therefore isn't this poll a bit meaningless?

Originally posted by serapis
Not another "Lets bitch about America" thread! I bet you watched Fahrenheit 9/11 a gasp believing every word!

What you wrote just looks like all of the Micheal Moore accusations.

as a resident of the corrupted u.s. i must inform you that we all bitch about this **** in charge. you lot are lucky, tony can at least form a coherent sentence. hearing blair talk brings a tear to my eye whilst duh-bya stammers on until i puncture an ear drum.

Hello there, um...drunkenstein. You're from Massachusets?



:) Sierra

Originally posted by redrobbo
I'm not an American citizen, and thus don't have a vote. I thought that the US presidential elections were held last November? The US constitution does not allow Bush to stand for president again. Therefore isn't this poll a bit meaningless?

You are exactly right.

:) Sierra

Originally posted by redrobbo
I'm not an American citizen, and thus don't have a vote. I thought that the US presidential elections were held last November? The US constitution does not allow Bush to stand for president again. Therefore isn't this poll a bit meaningless?

Would you vote for this man ? was the question.

Not could you, are you going to or can you.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeez :help: