You know...

I have a horrible feeling that Im gonna regret starting this thread...

I can hear the harpies approaching! :D

You know...

I have a horrible feeling that Im gonna regret starting this thread...

I can hear the harpies approaching! :D


More like Valkyries, coming to claim their dead

You know...

I have a horrible feeling that Im gonna regret starting this thread...

I can hear the harpies approaching! :DI wonder if they'll look like the ones in Jason and the Argonauts.
Probably.

Im blocking the windows up with sand bags and putting machine gun turrets all around the thread...

Forget it Jabbers, we'll be howled down as being sexist

I wonder if they'll look like the ones in Jason and the Argonauts.
Probably.

Well if they try to nick my apples therell be bovver!

Forget it Jabbers, we'll be howled down as being sexist

Those days, thankfully are gone!

I think theres been a cull and most of the... old school have buggered off to start communes and tie dying workshops and what have you :D

Well if they try to nick my apples therell be bovver!

Who wants wormy, wrinkled old apples??? :hihi::hihi:

Oh, thank you, thank you, beloved - that thread title gave me the best laugh I've had in weeks :hihi:

HARPYS!!!! (http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/harpies.jpg)

Send for Jason!!!!! :D

Who wants wormy, wrinkled old apples??? :hihi::hihi:

Dont you DARE start with the wo... the W word!

Am laughing my head off. The thread title is an oxymoron for a start.

Hope you've got those sand bags at the ready Jabbers. And have you taped up your windows & sorted out your blackout curtains?

Come on gals, troops at the ready.:hihi:



I'll chop your worm in half.

She said it!



SHE SAID THE W WORD!

Well I say we should shout our achievements from the rooftops. In the last 2 days I removed rotten battening from my conservatory, treated the affected area, replaced the battening, sanded the wood work, painted the entire conservatory, painted the wall, removed old manky cupboards, fitted some rather stylish shelving, cleared the guttering, done both the front and back garden and cleaned the conservatory roof.

This was met by a "Hmmm, I see you've not done any cleaning!" by the breasted one. I have achieved much and a lot of it unattainable by most of those with ovaries ...... I am man! Admire my DIY! :D

an intelligent man.......... :hihi: :hihi:

Mmmm, if the ladies are suggesting that men do not have the capacity to be feisty and intelligent, how come women need movements like feminism to complain that men dominate the world?

Is the relatively greater success of men due to their lack of intelligence and feistyness?

Well I picked a two inch wide spider up and carried it outside to the garden yesterday. My "Superior" half stood squealing at it and started crying. :D

She said it!



SHE SAID THE W WORD!

And I'll say it again if I get any more nonsense from you my lad! :mad::hihi::hihi:

Bloody drove me off their thread with that...that....wiggl....the wo...

That thing.

What's the opposite of feisty?

What's the opposite of feisty?

Spineless, maybe?

What's the opposite of feisty?

Wretched?


Thats what my OH calls me anyway.

What's the opposite of feisty?Maybe languid, but more indolent?

Ineresting answers, thanks guys. I reckon there's an element of blandness/beige in their too......

Ineresting answers, thanks guys. I reckon there's an element of blandness/beige in their too......

So what colour is feisty, then?


(Is it red?)

So what colour is feisty, then?


(Is it red?)

Yes pretty reddish, maybe hints of copper......

What's the opposite of feisty?

Ronnie Corbett. He couldn't feist himself out of a feisty hole with a feisting mattock :D

What a boring thread. My one is far more interesting.:hihi::hihi:

Well I say we should shout our achievements from the rooftops. In the last 2 days I removed rotten battening from my conservatory, treated the affected area, replaced the battening, sanded the wood work, painted the entire conservatory, painted the wall, removed old manky cupboards, fitted some rather stylish shelving, cleared the guttering, done both the front and back garden and cleaned the conservatory roof.

This was met by a "Hmmm, I see you've not done any cleaning!" by the breasted one. I have achieved much and a lot of it unattainable by most of those with ovaries ...... I am man! Admire my DIY! :D

A bit of pithering about wi' bits of wood and men think they've achieved the equivalent of building the pyramids :hihi:

What a boring thread. My one is far more interesting.:hihi::hihi:

Yeah yours has a spider on it and women screaming... Thats far more entertaining :D

A bit of pithering about wi' bits of wood and men think they've achieved the equivalent of building the pyramids :hihi:

Good word pithering, can I borrow it please dozy?

Yes pretty reddish, maybe hints of copper......

:D

*leaves thread satisfied*

A bit of pithering about wi' bits of wood and men think they've achieved the equivalent of building the pyramids :hihi:

Oi! It's like changing rooms have been round ....... Just without a foppish dandy with silly cuffs :hihi:

Yeah yours has a spider on it and women screaming... Thats far more entertaining :D

Indeed Jabbers. Women screaming themselves hoarse - FOR YOU MY DARLING.

Oi! It's like changing rooms have been round ....... Just without a foppish dandy with silly cuffs :hihi:

*mental image of Swan_Vesta collapses into heap*

*mental image of Swan_Vesta collapses into heap*

:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

Good word pithering, can I borrow it please dozy?
It was 'invented' by a man - Jasper Carrott, back in about 1977 when he was doing stand up tours.

Good heavens, how enterprising of him.

Good heavens, how enterprising of him.There you go, a towering example of the brilliance of feisty, intelligent men.

:D

*leaves thread satisfied*

Lights cigarette.......:)

I don't think you can use the word towering in connection with a short brummie:)

I don't think you can use the word towering in connection with a short brummie:)Depends on how firmly your tongue is pushed into your cheek.

For the sake of decency we might have to leave the subject of tongues and cheeks well alone.

Yeahhhhh decency.

Thats my middle name, that is!

For the sake of decency we might have to leave the subject of tongues and cheeks well alone.
Madam ! ! !

There you go, a towering example of the brilliance of feisty, intelligent men.

If that's the best example you can come up with ....... :hihi:

Oi! It's like changing rooms have been round ....... Just without a foppish dandy with silly cuffs :hihi:

Give over - I bet you're brilliant at fopping! :hihi:

..has Heyesey contributed to this thread yet or is he intimidated by the subject matter?! :hihi:

If that's the best example you can come up with ....... :hihi:Well, there's Johnny Vegas, he's quite feisty.

So what colour is feisty, then?


(Is it red?)
Nope, it's pulsating purple!

Nope, it's pulsating purple!

Ooooh, Lizzmobile, that is very naughty! Plus you're being a bit racist. N'est ce pas?:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

Ooooh, Lizzmobile, that is very naughty!

..she's thinking about her rabbit :hihi:

..she's thinking about her rabbit :hihi:

BF - shame on you!:hihi::hihi::hihi:

What are you thinking about? Your monkey?!:hihi::hihi:

Ooooh, Lizzmobile, that is very naughty! Plus you're being a bit racist. N'est ce pas?:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:
Rasciste; moi? Pas du tout! Not at all... it's not restricted to a particular race... is it? :suspect:

BF - smack bottom!

Feisty Intelligent Men

Bless.....the ickle men want to be feisty.

You big brave soldiers!

:hihi:

DONT START YOU LOT!!!

This battle was won a couple of days ago, we ALL came to the conclusion that men are superior to totty.


Yeahhhhhh....

DONT START YOU LOT!!!

This battle was won a couple of days ago, we ALL came to the conclusion that men are superior to totty.


Yeahhhhhh....

:) I'm sooooo pleased you think so, ....Dear! :)

DONT START YOU LOT!!!

This battle was won a couple of days ago, we ALL came to the conclusion that men are superior to totty.


Yeahhhhhh....

Yeah I noticed you started this thread in my absence. Well I'm here now so lets stop all this nonsense shall we?

There's a good little Jabbers :hihi:

Look!

Its a patant fact that----!



Oh no.

No way!


No no no no no no no :D


Im not gonna bite, Im not gonna fall for it again.

Im not gonna bite, Im not gonna fall for it again.

*bestest innocent face*

Fall for what? :)