Dwarf tossing is a bar attraction in which dwarfs wearing special padded clothing or Velcro costumes are thrown onto mattresses or at Velcro-coated walls. Participants compete to throw the dwarf the farthest. The term "dwarf throwing" is sometimes used.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing

It used to be quite big in the 1990s, but when was the last time you actually tried it?

are you a teensy bit bored?

thats SO yesterday, now days we force feed them candy, hang them up and let kids whack them with sticks until all the candy falls out, thay call them Pindwarfa's

Doesn't Charles Bronson (the criminal, not Death Wish) hold a world record for dwarf tossing?

i threw shaun wright phillips 10 metres!

I must admit, I'm quite partial to a bit of dwarf throwing (or Ronnie Corbett cobbing as we call it in the hood) and like to indulge myself when ever I get the chance, but my fiancé thinks it's cruel.

But she's been away on business lately so while she's been away I've had ample opportunity to toss the little fellar.

Only when they bite my trouser legs.