Ok, you open a tin of salmon, right? Weather its a small tin or a tall tin, the salmon fills it.

Yes?

Now, a salmon is thin at one end and thin at the other end.

YES?

So why does the salmon fill the tin? What happens to the thin bits? Do they breed can-shaped salmon in secret fish farms somewhere?

As for tinned crab... dont start me off on that one!

The salmon is bigger than the can, so they chop the thin bits of and feed it to their cats.

I used to buy my moggy a can of salmon each week as a treat for him and now the stuck up little bugger wont eat it.
A salmon canners cat HAS to think he`s in hell!


"A salmon canners cat"...


Try saying that five times quickly after 12 pints of Stella!

I think they put the teeny bits in teeny weeny cans, and people with dolls houses stock up the teeny weeny shelves in the teeny weeny pantry's of their doll's house, now you know.:wink:

So... my theory that they breed 40 feet long, tube shaped salmon is wrong then?

I imagined them slicing the tube salmon into can sized pieces and...

Go on, don't stop there :huh:

Go on, don't stop there :huh:

I had to have a little lie down. I was doing fine, then the thought of tinned crab crept into my mind.

Yeah what do they do with all those claws I wonder :suspect: