View Full Version : Wot no jokes thread.


bladebloke
12-06-2008, 07:07
wheres my joke thread gone had over 100 replies. only a couple were a tad offensive mainly to me. but thick skinned and dont mind.

anyone care to explain.

Heyesey
12-06-2008, 07:23
Maybe because almost none of them (or possbly, absolutely none of them) had anything to do with football?

All the ones I saw were age-old jokes about insulting people, with the insultee being changed from whatever it should have been to "Owl" or "Blade."

Some actual football-related jokes would be nice, but I don't know any... :huh:

bladebloke
12-06-2008, 07:53
Maybe because almost none of them (or possbly, absolutely none of them) had anything to do with football?

All the ones I saw were age-old jokes about insulting people, with the insultee being changed from whatever it should have been to "Owl" or "Blade."

Some actual football-related jokes would be nice, but I don't know any... :huh:

as usual you were only seeing what you wanted to see. 1 would guess 60% were sheffield football related jokes as what i was after. for the umpteenth time dont like dont read easy as.....

an eg as to show no bias from andy owl....

A man desperate at Sheffield utd’s current situation decides to top himself.

In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Sheffield utd kit as his last statement.

A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Sheffield utd kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.

The policeman simply replies, "It’s to avoid embarrassing your family


now its not my fault you have no sense of humour. but 22 other forumers joined in with over 100 post. i admit 1 or 2 a tad insulting but they could have been deleted and not the whole thread. poor old bull dog and unregistered wont get there date now.

Heyesey
12-06-2008, 08:47
as usual you were only seeing what you wanted to see. 1 would guess 60% were sheffield football related jokes as what i was after.


Followed by an "example" of a football related joke, which is a joke I heard years ago having absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with football. All you've done is make some alterations, so that the source of his embarassment is a football club instead of whatever it used to be.


It's funny, but it's nothing to do with football. It's just another joke.

medusa
12-06-2008, 08:58
Your thread has not been removed- it was moved to 'I'm Bored' because most of the jokes were not football related.