View Full Version : How depressing is Celine Dion?


steveb2007
02-06-2008, 06:31
How depressing is Celine Dion?

slimsid2000
02-06-2008, 14:09
About as depressing as Steve Davis and John major getting together to discuss carpet samples.

NEKRO138
02-06-2008, 15:05
There's no option for 'I want to hang Celine Dion'.

Fingers
02-06-2008, 16:15
A neighbour recently decided to listen to some music at high volume in the early hours of the morning. It started well with a few Beatles tracks and even though it wasn't Christmas "Fairytale Of New York" by The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl was bearable too. Then matters took a severe turn for the worse when they played "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion...

...four times in a row.

Jason Bourne
02-06-2008, 16:18
A neighbour recently decided to listen to some music at high volume in the early hours of the morning. It started well with a few Beatles tracks and even though it wasn't Christmas "Fairytale Of New York" by The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl was bearable too. Then matters took a severe turn for the worse when they played "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion...

...four times in a row.

Was he suicidal?

To the OP - you have provided some excellent choices :)

poppins
02-06-2008, 16:36
She does have a good voice but spoils it by pulling those faces and being over dramatic, if she just stood there and sang it would be so bad...then again you have to listen to her Titanic thing in the supermarkets :gag:

plekhanov
02-06-2008, 17:19
She isn't depressing in herself, he mystifying popularity however is.

Yootha
02-06-2008, 19:35
Could you replace the "I love her happy quirky tunes" option with "All of the above" ?

Rich
02-06-2008, 19:39
Mum and Dad like her songs, so I have to endure her and Shania flippin' Twain all the time.. The only difference is that Celine Dion isn't attractive IMO, but I definitely would with Shania, even if she is Canadian :love:

plekhanov
02-06-2008, 19:56
Mum and Dad like her songs, so I have to endure her and Shania flippin' Twain all the time.. The only difference is that Celine Dion isn't attractive IMO, but I definitely would with Shania, even if she is Canadian :love:
So far as I can remember Shania Twain's songs are generally rather dull and grate when heard regularly, Celine Dion on the other hand can inspire instant loathing and anger with a single note.

red_hearts
03-06-2008, 01:00
Drown her!

steveb2007
03-06-2008, 06:00
A neighbour recently decided to listen to some music at high volume in the early hours of the morning. It started well with a few Beatles tracks and even though it wasn't Christmas "Fairytale Of New York" by The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl was bearable too. Then matters took a severe turn for the worse when they played "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion...

...four times in a row.

Do you own a shotgun?:hihi:

Treatment
03-06-2008, 08:56
She ought to do a duet with Leonard Cohen, but the audience would have to be searched for razor blades first.

SimonS
03-06-2008, 13:36
I love the way she creates an imaginary storm cloud of emotion with her wailing which she grabs out of the air and pulls down to her heart! No-one can do that like Sea-lion Dion.

Agent Orange
03-06-2008, 14:17
Didnt she sink along with the Titanic?

Grissom
03-06-2008, 20:02
I'd like to stick her head in a hydraulic press, Terminator style. Please :P

AJ sheffield
04-06-2008, 06:43
Drown her!

I still would, before, during and after the drowning.

cressida
04-06-2008, 09:34
why havn't you got an option for 'I want to shoot her' - long slow boring miserable songs not very uplifting