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MuteWitness
28-05-2008, 21:23
Not my car!
It is on five now
"Documentary following two men who have sexual relationships with their cars."


I bet they have to put smaller exhaust pipes on!:hihi:

1to1
28-05-2008, 21:25
YOUR JOKING !!!!:gag::loopy:

fox20thc
28-05-2008, 21:27
YOUR JOKING !!!!:gag::loopy:

not, I just took a look and a guy was talking about how he 'loves' his car :gag:

Peteh
28-05-2008, 21:30
that indeed is some freaky s**t....

Some guy was talking about shov9ing his pee pee into the tail pipe

(americans btw)

cheekychimp
28-05-2008, 21:31
Haha!, i've just had about 5 messages telling me to put this on, but i'm watching reaper till 11 :(, it may be weird but i'm not sure it will beat the half man half tree!

cchhaarrllee
28-05-2008, 21:33
Its always the americans that do it first, people in this country will start coming out soon (no pun intended for those watching the show!)

Dave650
28-05-2008, 21:41
Haha!, i've just had about 5 messages telling me to put this on, but i'm watching reaper till 11 :(, it may be weird but i'm not sure it will beat the half man half tree!

me too but I can't get c5

jellybellybean
28-05-2008, 21:44
OMG this is disgusting!

john t
28-05-2008, 21:47
OMG this is disgusting!

yeah, how would he cope with a twin exhaust....?

jt

Thunzi
28-05-2008, 22:00
Saw the last 5 minutes, it was actually quite disturbing. Next weeks seems equally as strange though, Married to the Eiffel Tower...

fox20thc
28-05-2008, 22:01
next week looks even stranger... objectaphiles... 'loving' a bannister :suspect:

Its a weird world out there.

cchhaarrllee
28-05-2008, 22:01
Saw the last 5 minutes, it was actually quite disturbing. Next weeks seems equally as strange though, Married to the Eiffel Tower...

ahhhh, but in love with the Berlin Wall!

Eric_Collins
28-05-2008, 22:04
so i take it they don't use turtle wax ?

Thunzi
28-05-2008, 22:05
ahhhh, but in love with the Berlin Wall!
Theres some really stunning art work on it now, but love? Pah! :hihi:

Just out of interest, why the Berlin Wall?

cchhaarrllee
28-05-2008, 22:06
Theres some really stunning art work on it now, but love? Pah! :hihi:

Just out of interest, why the Berlin Wall?

Probably the firm standing structure

ami_j
28-05-2008, 22:09
weird but i guess they arent hurting anyone at least

Eric_Collins
28-05-2008, 22:11
next time you see white marks on your car, it may not be bird muck :hihi:

ami_j
28-05-2008, 22:14
alltogether after 3.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :gag: :hihi:

MuteWitness
28-05-2008, 22:35
Well i won't be telling anyone I love my car anymore.

ami_j
28-05-2008, 22:58
some things belong behind closed (garage) doors :hihi:

The_DADDY
28-05-2008, 23:06
sexy or what :love:

Me or the car???


You probably meant the car right??:(:hihi:

Scozzie
28-05-2008, 23:17
ewwww.

The thought of it makes me shudder (and not in the good way)

Halibut
28-05-2008, 23:27
ewwww.

The thought of it makes me shudder (and not in the good way)

Are you a car?

S8 Blade
29-05-2008, 06:40
That programme was so wrong in so many ways- it was one of those that you had to watch because you disbelieved it so much!

Scozzie
29-05-2008, 06:43
Are you a car?

Thats a bit of a silly question. How could a car use a keyboard?

haddockman
29-05-2008, 08:54
The younger guy was just a bit different, but the old man was sick! Thank god he's a fettish for cars not women!

MuteWitness
29-05-2008, 09:17
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%5C'having-sex%5C'-with-1,000-cars.html

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."

:gag: