Anyone Got A Good Idea For A Stag Do Stitch Up???

A night round Worksop

Wasn't the title of this thread also a big hit for The Prodigy?

Come on.

Has nobody in Sheffield got any good ideas for stags?

Come on.

Has nobody in Sheffield got any good ideas for stags?

Grow a lovely pair of antlers and if any other stag looks at your bird, lock antlers and fight him for her!

force them to do a 24 hour solo mountain bike race.

You could sh*g the bride-to-be?

You could sh*g the bride-to-be?

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

That or the usual "tie to a lamp-post naked and paint his boll*cks blue" trick..

you lot have clearly never been a best man have you?

thanks for your suggestions but I think I will stick to a blue painted dwarf hancuffed to him!

unless any other good suggestions come in.

I'll be attending one soon, so any twisted ideas on this thread are more likely to be carried out

you lot have clearly never been a best man have you?

thanks for your suggestions but I think I will stick to a blue painted dwarf hancuffed to him!

unless any other good suggestions come in.

Nope im a girl so not much help im afraidddd :P

Infact i once read about a guy who hired a midgit for the night, painted him blue and dressed him like a smurf, and handcuffed the groom to be to him all night :hihi: that made me giggle.

you lot have clearly never been a best man have you?

thanks for your suggestions but I think I will stick to a blue painted dwarf hancuffed to him!

unless any other good suggestions come in.

A friend of mine who is a quiz buff, spent his stag do drinking diet coke and playing quiz machines.

Be creative there's so many ways to be different! Handcuffs, dwarves etc are so passé.

Handcuff him to an eagle while he's asleep. And nail his johnson to a walnut dresser.

Your all losers.

What a charming OP. I just feel so inclined to help this person...

Your all losers.

Well, I can't speak for everyone on here, but I can tell you that I won 'Best Young Tarzan' at Calloose Holiday Camp in 1986. I've still got the medal.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

....and unlike the OP, most of us have lost our virginity so it would seem that his calling us "losers" implies a certain jealousy.

Well, it's difficult if you only go for blue dwarves isn't it?

I did hear a good stitch up once. My mate said he dismantled his mate's bedroom and then assembled it inside his car! Well, you can imagine the shock he got when he realised his bedroom was gone, and then he opened his car door and his laptop broke his chin!