Good to see that the bookmakers and the press in the world's most powerful nation has a grip on reality.... :)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050405/80/ffqdk.html

I have a bet on Father Abraham (The smurfs) getting the job.
Bookmakers have given me odds of 65,0000,0000 -1
But it's got to be worth a quid surely. :hihi:

Brilliant! My vote's for Mrs Doyle - a lady Pope would be nice.

(Father Ted - the last great sitcom?)

Q. Mrs Doyle, Why should we give you the job of Pope?

A. Oh gwann, gwann, gwann, gwann, gwann, gwann, GWANN! :D

I can see Mrs Doyle giving communion with tea and battenburg cake.

I wonder what odds I can get on Father Jack?

me too, except there wouldn't be many takers, would there?

Robbie Coltrane made a great pope aswell

Originally posted by bielby
Robbie Coltrane made a great pope aswell

Yes he must be the first person to be both a nun and the pope!

Originally posted by seanyboy
I wonder what odds I can get on Father Jack?

In one episode (the one where he 'died') one of the mourners got very emotional that he never was Pope. I would recomend him!

Father Jack would be a good choice for pope,he would certainly make for a interesting pope lol.
A sort of detached type of pope.

This is not a joke!!!!!

There is a Cardinal Scola of Italy in the running for pope. Imagine that, Pope Scola

Apparently Cardinal Pourri of Greece is also in the running. Should keep the incense from overpowering the place.

Originally posted by LordSnooty
Apparently Cardinal Pourri of Greece is also in the running. Should keep the incense from overpowering the place.

Yeah yeah and cardinal Idol and Cardinal goesdaweasal have a good chance too

TV programme tonight at 7pm; you can actually phon-poll your vote for the next Pope!
I'll be glued...


I think it's called Pope Idol:D

A think Cardinal Ular has a good chance.

Can't see Cardinal Ulationcontrol having much of a look in, or Cardinal Inoutforaquickpint.