Surely men wearing thongs is a hideous concept :gag: What levels of vanity drive these blokes to create more spillage and a bigger eyesore than the Exon Valdez disaster. There should be a new law banning men for wearing thongs...call it the Beach Trauma Act.

LOL I second that motion!! They are just wrong, no man looks good in a thong least of all the middle aged cronies like Peter Stringfellow for whom it seems most favoured beach wear attire :gag: BOAKEROONIROO

Originally posted by cobaltblue
LOL I second that motion!! They are just wrong, no man looks good in a thong least of all the middle aged cronies like Peter Stringfellow for whom it seems most favoured beach wear attire :gag: BOAKEROONIROO

I have a "G" string for sale (Kept in good nick) :hihi:

:gag: what a revolting thought!

the sound of it just makes it wrong! Things are supposed to move freely :roll:

Originally posted by cobaltblue
LOL I second that motion!! They are just wrong, no man looks good in a thong least of all the middle aged cronies like Peter Stringfellow for whom it seems most favoured beach wear attire :gag: BOAKEROONIROO

I don't agree, if a man has a good body and is not selfconcious why shouldn't he wear what he feels comfortable in? do I detect a note of envy here? for Peter Stringfellows status, physical appearance, popularity with the ladies and wealth.EH.?

Originally posted by halevan
I don't agree, if a man has a good body and is not selfconcious why shouldn't he wear what he feels comfortable in? do I detect a note of envy here? for Peter Stringfellows status, physical appearance, popularity with the ladies and wealth.EH.?

LOL errr no, I love how my ass looks in a thong :D Peter Stringfellow may not be self concious but he sure didn't have a good body the last time I looked. And I agree everyone should wear what ever they feel comfortable in - it's just some of it shouldn't be seen outside the confines of your own home :)

Men in thongs...looks like Kojak and Vin Diesel sharing a sleeping bag with a canoe.:shocked:

Yeah , it can be justified. Some men just don't need a lot of material to hide their family jewels.

I hate thongs full stop. I once foolishly bought a couple in the vain attempt to get 'with-it'. They graced my bum for all of an hour and hid amidst my more ample knickers in my drawer for several years before they met their demise in the dust bin. Having ordinary knickers stuck up your backside is annoying enough and trying to retrieve them gracefully without being spotted a feat in itself.

I know of an ageing lethario who, at 65 was spotted on a beach bar stool in some foreign hotspot, sporting a leopard skin cheese wire(as I affectionately call them) . When I heard this snippet of information I almost choked on my lager and needed waffing with a beer mat to fetch me round. The sight of any man, let alone a 65 year old wearing a thong knocks me sick. I don't think they are sexy, cool, hip or comfortable. IMO they are a waste of time and wearing no knickers would be more appealing.:hihi:

Here here Miss B!!!

Thongs are definitely on my room 101 list! And I thought I was the only woman who hated the little things. I don't even think they look sexy, I'd choose French knickers any day. Comfy and sexy...fab! :clap:

And as for men in thongs... :gag: :gag: :gag:

Originally posted by Lucy_Smith
Here here Miss B!!!

Thongs are definitely on my room 101 list! And I thought I was the only woman who hated the little things. I don't even think they look sexy, I'd choose French knickers any day. Comfy and sexy...fab! :clap:

And as for men in thongs... :gag: :gag: :gag:
What about men in French knickers :wink:

Hmmm...

And the verdict is...

:gag: :gag: :gag:

Sorry boys, stick to boxers ;)

Originally posted by AJ sheffield
What about men in French knickers :wink:

look better on the female body :P

Originally posted by AJ sheffield
Men in thongs...looks like Kojak and Vin Diesel sharing a sleeping bag with a canoe.:shocked:

Guessing you're a waxer 'gown there' then AJ? :hihi:

K x

Originally posted by missb
I hate thongs full stop....wearing no knickers would be more appealing.:hihi:

I'll second that, having gone 'commando' on a few occassions:hihi:

Thongs are just damn right wrong!! The only man I know who looked good in a thong was that footballer, Freddie Ljungberg, in them Calvin Klein ads, or was he wearing tanga briefs?? Whatever it was, he looked damn HOT.:wow:

Bring back 'belly warmers' that what I say!!

some lasses get turned on by seeing a lad in a thong with his buldge showing. :banana:

Thongs and speedos are the worst look on men! Especially fat old German men you see on the beach. You know the type; accessorising their foul taste in trollies with Jesus sandles, socks, and a hairy back! There's just no need! :gag:

K x

Originally posted by underground1
some lasses get turned on by seeing a lad in a thong with his buldge showing. :banana:

And these poor deluded females are?

Name and address on a stamp please!:D

My advice to any man wearing a thong. Keep it covered please. Old ladies like me have very delicate stomachs.

Just had a weird thought.

Would a bloke passing wind in a thong make the same sound as when you place a blade of grass between your thumbs and blow into it?:suspect:

For a start, Peter Stringfellow is not middle-aged, he is elderly. As for jealousy - he is living out a fantasy some chaps may have (not me, of course, I'm a Lord) of copping off with loads of attractive young ladies. For the vast majority, this is just that, a fantasy, and men make a positive choice to keep it that, knowing that to knock off loads of fit lasses one after the other would be boring after the first few thousand or so. And meaningless. As to the subject in question - thongs - I certainly wouldn't wear one as they do not go with a frock coat and top hat. I don't think anyone else should wear them either. That they look both hideous and ridiculous is an incontravertable fact of nature. It's all part of the overall downward trend in standards. Only last year I was out in town trying to find a butcher who sold Koala Bear medallions, when in front of me appeared a young lady wearing a pair of denim trousers ('jeans', I believe they are called) with the word 'lust' emblazoned across her backside in gothic script. Stylish? I think not. But then I am, as I say, a Lord. Yes, that's right, a Lord. L-O-R-D. LORD. In fact, I think it would look nice if I had the word 'LORD' emblazoned across my backside, only in a nice Art Deco style font.............But no thong.

I once tried one of my girlfriends thongs on :gag: oooh the spillage. Slightly arousing mind you ;)

What are you trying to say, It's all the fashion y'know . . . . LOOK:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/lestatt209/ATT468744.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/lestatt209/ATT468745.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/lestatt209/ATT468746.jpg

Well, surely you've changed your mind now eh?;)

LMFAO that thong really takes the biscuit Lestat!!! That ain't you on your hols is it ;)
That's another pet hate though .... why do some girls sport thongs half way up their backs. I thought the whole point was to avoid VPL!!! I have seen some girls thongs riding so high up they are almost meeting their bra straps :nono:

Originally posted by saxon51
Just had a weird thought.

Would a bloke passing wind in a thong make the same sound as when you place a blade of grass between your thumbs and blow into it?:suspect:

I will (in the interest of science) have beans for brekfast tomorrow and report back, but and it's a BIG butt I follow through you can clear the mess from off the Dronfield bypass:gag:

Another weird thought.

Would 'following through' in a thong have the same effect as when you put your thumb over the end of a hosepipe?:confused:

LOL Saxon51 that reminds me of my mate, a thong wearer, (and honest, I mean mate, I swear it ain't code for me) she had a bout of really bad diarrhoea. Anyway she said she felt an attack coming on and ran to the toilet, ripped her jeans down, by that time in total panic at thought of sh*tting herself, and she said she nearly died when she seen two wee parallel skid marks with a wee gap in between where the thong had been!!

LMAO I almost had an accident myself when she told me.

Originally posted by owdlad
I will (in the interest of science) have beans for brekfast tomorrow and report back, but and it's a BIG butt I follow through you can clear the mess from off the Dronfield bypass:gag:

Let me know the results owdlad.:thumbsup:

I'll include them in my thesis, 'Jutht a Thong at Twilight - A Thtudy in Thtifled Thcrotemth'

Cheerth:thumbsup:

Originally posted by cobaltblue
..............and she said she nearly died when she seen two wee parallel skid marks with a wee gap in between where the thong had been!!

LMAO I almost had an accident myself when she told me.

I see a business opportunity looming here. Thong mudflaps. Mmmmmmm.. where's me pencil and sketch book?:cool:

Originally posted by underground1
some lasses get turned on by seeing a lad in a thong with his buldge showing.

Not me. They look like they're smuggling mushrooms.

Originally posted by saxon51
Let me know the results owdlad.:thumbsup:

I'll include them in my thesis, 'Jutht a Thong at Twilight - A Thtudy in Thtifled Thcrotemth'

Cheerth:thumbsup:

The ammunition is loaded :clap: :clap: :clap:

I knew someone who was told by her doctor that she had to wear a thong in order to help clear up her chlamydia. Unfortunately, the good doctor didn't mention washing it so this thong just got worn and worn until it wore out.

Friend went back to the doctor and told him the thong had gone but the malady lingered on.

Originally posted by max
I knew someone who was told by her doctor that she had to wear a thong in order to help clear up her chlamydia. Unfortunately, the good doctor didn't mention washing it so this thong just got worn and worn until it wore out.

Friend went back to the doctor and told him the thong had gone but the malady lingered on.

Where do some folk get their ideas from? How on earth could she assume she wasn't supposed to maintain normal levels of hygiene?!? :gag:

K x

Originally posted by saxon51
Another weird thought.

Would 'following through' in a thong have the same effect as when you put your thumb over the end of a hosepipe?:confused:


Bad news:mad: as the beans gurgled I coughed instead of pushing, the thong is now ensconced in my derriere, and it may need an operation to remove it, unless tonights Vindaloo works:P

Originally posted by owdlad
Bad news:mad: as the beans gurgled I coughed instead of pushing, the thong is now ensconced in my derriere, and it may need an operation to remove it, unless tonights Vindaloo works:P

You want to be changing you sig from 'Used postage stamps wanted for a charity, PM me if you can help' to 'Forceps needed to retrieve underwear; PM me if you can help' You can always rely on the forummers to rally around! :D

K x

Originally posted by Kristian
You want to be changing you sig from 'Used postage stamps wanted for a charity, PM me if you can help' to 'Forceps needed to retrieve underwear; PM me if you can help' You can always rely on the forummers to rally around! :D

K x

I had that operation once before, Doctor must have had three hands because one was trying to remove the thong yet he still had one on each shoulder :confused:

Originally posted by owdlad
I had that operation once before, Doctor must have had three hands because one was trying to remove the thong yet he still had one on each shoulder :confused:

Didn't you think it was odd that the operation was performed in the hospital toilet? :heyhey:

K x

Originally posted by Kristian
Didn't you think it was odd that the operation was performed in the hospital toilet? :heyhey:

K x

Why should I? he had done all the previous operations in there.

The bloke in the next cubicle didn't seem to like it much though:D

Originally posted by owdlad
Bad news:mad: as the beans gurgled I coughed instead of pushing, the thong is now ensconced in my derriere, and it may need an operation to remove it, unless tonights Vindaloo works:P

You now have what's known in medical circles as Anal Trampoline Syndrome. Effects will be the same as Clingfilm Over the Toilet Syndrome.....but less messy.

I had that operation once before, Doctor must have had three hands because one was trying to remove the thong yet he still had one on each shoulder

I have a mate who reckons he can decorate an entire hallway from outside the house.................... through the letterbox. Maybe he can help. Bites his fingernails so there shouldn't be any nasty snags.

i am a man who owns a thong, its a fireman one that makes a fire engine noise. i only use it wen i go to party's n ave it just for a laugh. it also give u a good excuse to get ladies to touch it to set it off. overall u cant tell u wearing when your ******.

Originally posted by Dunny
i am a man who owns a thong, its a fireman one that makes a fire engine noise. i only use it wen i go to party's n ave it just for a laugh. it also give u a good excuse to get ladies to touch it to set it off. overall u cant tell u wearing when your ******.

Sorry, but this doesn't make sense! Try again in proper English, and without the stars!

Welcome to the forum by the way! :wave:

K x

Originally posted by Kristian
Sorry, but this doesn't make sense! Try again in proper English, and without the stars!

Welcome to the forum by the way! :wave:

K x


i'm sorry i cnt tlk proper english, only bad englishand i use the thong at party's for a laff n u cannot even tell you are wearing it at party's when you are drunk.

Originally posted by Dunny
i'm sorry i cnt tlk proper english, only bad englishand i use the thong at party's for a laff n u cannot even tell you are wearing it at party's when you are drunk.

Then I fail to see where the laugh is if you can't tell you've got it on! :huh:

You'll be better received on here if you learn to type properly, believe me! Check here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28272) for details!

K x

I suppose it could be interesting , though , asking people to check to see if you'd got it on ?

Originally posted by Fareast
I suppose it could be interesting , though , asking people to check to see if you'd got it on ?

I concede; can now see the fun involved! ;) :blush:

K x

Originally posted by max
I knew someone who was told by her doctor that she had to wear a thong in order to help clear up her chlamydia. Unfortunately, the good doctor didn't mention washing it so this thong just got worn and worn until it wore out.

Friend went back to the doctor and told him the thong had gone but the malady lingered on.

:D

No!!!

http://antkillingghostofsparta.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/speedos-peter-stringfellow1.jpg

Wore my thong back to front the other day..by mistake mind....never noticed it one bit

Considering the difficulties so many blokes have with wiping their backside thoroughly, then no, things should not be worn. Strips of cloth with winnets clinging to them like a load of refugees hanging desperately to a log in the sea? No thanks, that's not appealing.

what about men in mankini's if you don't like thong's :hihi::hihi::hihi:
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/butiaboy/mankini.jpg

While I may not like the idea of blokes in thongs, some of the ladies may disagree. It does depend on the appearance of the individual surely, and the opinion of the 'beholder'? F'instance ... not all ladies look good in thongs, do they?

While I may not like the idea of blokes in thongs, some of the ladies may disagree. It does depend on the appearance of the individual surely, and the opinion of the 'beholder'? F'instance ... not all ladies look good in thongs, do they?


Personally no woman looks good in thongs....so I can't see how men justify it.

Do they have a purpose?

I don't mind wearing thongs but prefer french knickers anyday. If a lot of women find them uncomfortable, why do some men enjoy them?! - After all, they have a lot more to squeeze in there?!

I don't mind wearing thongs but prefer french knickers anyday. If a lot of women find them uncomfortable, why do some men enjoy them?! - After all, they have a lot more to squeeze in there?!


Silk ones.:wow:

Personally no woman looks good in thongs....

My other half informs me that she looks "mighty fine" in a thong. I would respectfully agree with her based on my personal observations. :D

Personally no woman looks good in thongs....so I can't see how men justify it.

Do they have a purpose?

Most people don't look good in a thong, never mind whether they're male or female. The only purpose of the thong, I would have thought would be for those who wear very tight trousers and don't want the tell tale line showing underneath. You do get some people who can get away with it without becoming a laughing stock, but you rarely seem to see pictures of those!

what about men in mankini's if you don't like thong's :hihi::hihi::hihi:
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/butiaboy/mankini.jpg

Now that is truly nasty:gag::gag::gag:

Considering the difficulties so many blokes have with wiping their backside thoroughly, then no, things should not be worn. Strips of cloth with winnets clinging to them like a load of refugees hanging desperately to a log in the sea? No thanks, that's not appealing.

:gag::gag::gag:

Was just about to make dinner, but I've suddenly lost my appetite! :|

Hauntingly poetic description though! :hihi: