Talking about getting caught up in the pitch invasion at last nights Bristol city - Palace match


"One young lad caught me but I think one of the stewards trod on him as he fell to the floor, which was nice. I heard him squeal.”



When he isn't whining about referees he comes of with some funny stuff.

My all time favourite Warnock quote:

When asked what he would do if he was in charge of Sheffield Wednesday.

"As long as the whole of my salary was paid within 28 days, I would buy so many tosspots - although, come to think of it, their current squad would do - and **** 'em up so badly. Then I'd retire to Cornwall and spend the rest of my life laughing my ****ing head off."

Off the 'Warnock' documentary from a few years back. United are in the dressing room at Elland Road before we thumped em 0-4 and Warnock is going around doing his check with the players and spots Rob Kozluk with his white boots on.

Warnock "Bloody ell Kozzy you better have some game with them boots on son"

Kozzy "Can I take em off then?"

Warnock "No you f*****g can't!"


I know Pig fans...sorry infact most fans despise him but it will be a sad day when he stops managing.

The man at work. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQtWVcFpvHg)