Magistrates have dismissed the case against a head teacher accused of trying to force a fish head into an 11-year-old boy's mouth.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/3158200.stm

You couldnt make it up....

(edited by geoff: added a paragraph to entice people to read story ;))

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!

Quote taken from the article

'Yes, children have rights but they have responsibilities as well and so do parents'."

Says it all really.