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I am not a church goer but need to confess to someone....
Please forgive me........for my sins.........I have....indeed sinned!!
I ate the last of my young sons' easter eggs !! (he's only 2)
amazingly he noticed!!!!
He banged on the fridge for his egg today but nothing left coz I finished it last night............
Greedy guts I know but am I forgiven....the tube of smarties I produced seemed to satisfy him.... but I am ashamed of theft in the first degree....are any other parents guilty of this.....
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You wicked wicked person you! Lol!
Were they cadbury's by the way?
If so - im guilty of the same sin- I ate some of the mrs easter eggs last night also.. tasted good - but I'm paying for it today I can tell you.
Hey thanks I feel much better now - any other confessions welcome......I think we all need to offload now and again!!!
PS there wasn't one but two!!!! 'buttons and milky bar!!'
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Kristian 31-03-2005, 01:23 I am not a parent! I wish I was 90% of the time, and I'm sooooo glad I'm not 10% of the time. I guess that's better scores than those with kids!
Anyhoo, I once did something to my Mom I feel really guilty about, and I too need the forgiveness of confession!
When I was about 10, my Mom would cause me annoyance without doing anything. I guess that's fairly commonplace for boys of that age. Well, one day she annoyed me, and asked me to make her a cup of tea. I had been given a joke box for Christmas, and I went upstairs to get the 'Crapp-a-Lott' tea bag that was in it. I made her the cup of tea, and she didn't get off the loo for hours!
'Now Kristian, why on earth do you feel the need to confess this' I hear you cry? Well from that day on. my Mom suffered from IBS! I still think I might be to blame!
Oooohhh, the shame!
K x
LMAO... Bless her!
Bet your mam has never accepted a cup of tea from you since eh?
Have you told her though?
LOL - oh dear Kristian you need a Bishop for this one....I don't think anyone on the forum will forgive you......Least of all your poor Mam!!
Mind you I did put itching powder down my sisters 'pot/plastercast' after an operation when she was 11 - she was sat with a knitting needle for days....oh dear!!!
Oh no....& I put dog meat in her sandwiches once....oh bless...I grew to like her in old age!!!!!
I never realised I had sooooo much to confess..........
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Kristian 31-03-2005, 01:35 Originally posted by ANGELUS
LMAO... Bless her!
Bet your mam has never accepted a cup of tea from you since eh?
Have you told her though?
I still make her a cup of tea these days; thankfully she is still around to receive them! I console myself that it's a coincidence, but, no, I never told her! :blush:
K x
I hope the cuppa's are free of any contamination these days....!!!
But chances are your Mam ate your Easter Eggs when you were younger so fairs fair....LOL!!
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Don_Kiddick 31-03-2005, 01:39 Originally posted by shieshuk
LOL - oh dear Kristian you need a Bishop for this one :D :hihi: :lol: :banana: ROFLPMSL!!!
Kristian 31-03-2005, 01:43 Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
:D :hihi: :lol: :banana: ROFLPMSL!!!
I'm sure if I told her, she'd forgive me! How would I phrase it?!? 'Mom, you know how you keep having to shi t several times each day? Well I got something to tell you...'
Perhaps not! :blush:
K x
You could always offer to wipe her arse...mind you in old age you'll probably end up on that duty anyway...maybe then you'll really, really regret what you did.....LOL!!!
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Kristian 31-03-2005, 01:56 Originally posted by shieshuk
You could always offer to wipe her arse...mind you in old age you'll probably end up on that duty anyway...maybe then you'll really, really regret what you did.....LOL!!!
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Nah, I'e already told her she's going in a home at sixty!
K x
BoroughGal 31-03-2005, 03:02 Pity your guilt didn't extend to not nicking your mothers ciggies though, innit?
You're EVIL!
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Kristian 31-03-2005, 03:11 Originally posted by BoroughGal
Pity your guilt didn't extend to not nicking your mothers ciggies though, innit?
You're EVIL!
:thumbsup: :heyhey:
Oi! I seem to remember I wasn't the ONLY one that smoked them!!!! ;)
K x
x_LoUiSe_x 31-03-2005, 11:51 i pinched a few of my daughters eggies :rolleyes:
shes only 18months though and didnt notice :P
I regularly move my dads lighter and let him think hes going insane. Its only because i dont want him to smoke himself to death.....and i hit my sisters car with mine and let her believe some passer-by had put a dent in her wing!
Im sooo bad! :thumbsup:
Lindseyw 31-03-2005, 12:27 I once put itching powder on the loo roll of someone I really didn'y like ;)
youngmcgill 31-03-2005, 14:00 Ive got a really really bad one, and please dont judge me for it because I know what everyone will think, but its just so not me.
Im having an affair and i feel so bad. Its a very long story, ive been with my girlfriend for 4 years, a really long time and been together since we were 18. Ive now just turned 23. Im a trainee pilot and work away from home a lot and away on courses a lot. Ive been doing so for the last 2 years and during one of my stays away I met a girl who I really get on with, we go out have a laugh, share the same interests and basically just enjoy each others company. It didnt start through lust or sex or anything, just friendship and developed from there.
When I met my girlfriend at 18 I was a different person, young and care free and we had fun. But weve turned into different people and as my career has changed and developed, she hasnt. We dont share a home. I did love her and to some extent still do and I really want to end it with her but because weve been together for so long I just cant bring myself to do it, I know im her life and shell be shattered. She hasnt done anything wrong and its not her fault, weve just turned into different people and weve grown up together and shared so many things together, but ive just fallen out of love with her and I cant bear it.
Im a ****, i know and i know it should never have happened and im hurting her and living a lie with her, but i dont want to break her heart and even though i know im doing it, i just cant bear to see her cry or know shes upset because shes done nothing wrong, absolutely nothing other than love me and support me, but I just cant love her back, its just not the life I want.
Theres a lot more to it than this but its just what I could fit in a small space, but i know ill never be forgiven for it and i know what my opinion of people who have affairs is, its just one of these things that nobody other than me will ever understand. Its not been for love or lust, she just makes me happy.
When I was a kid I used to scour the riverbanks in Rivelin for Tarzan swings with a like-minded mate and fray them with a penknife to the point where they'd snap when someone swung out over the water.
My old Grandad loved boiled sweets, one year when we were on holiday with him I gave him a joke sweet that tasted like awfully hot English mustard.
One time when he was a toddler, my little brother got on my nerves so much that I ****** on his head.
Originally posted by youngmcgill
Ive got a really really bad one, and please dont judge me for it because I know what everyone will think, but its just so not me.
Im having an affair and i feel so bad. Its a very long story, ive been with my girlfriend for 4 years, a really long time and been together since we were 18. Ive now just turned 23. Im a trainee pilot and work away from home a lot and away on courses a lot. Ive been doing so for the last 2 years and during one of my stays away I met a girl who I really get on with, we go out have a laugh, share the same interests and basically just enjoy each others company. It didnt start through lust or sex or anything, just friendship and developed from there.
When I met my girlfriend at 18 I was a different person, young and care free and we had fun. But weve turned into different people and as my career has changed and developed, she hasnt. We dont share a home. I did love her and to some extent still do and I really want to end it with her but because weve been together for so long I just cant bring myself to do it, I know im her life and shell be shattered. She hasnt done anything wrong and its not her fault, weve just turned into different people and weve grown up together and shared so many things together, but ive just fallen out of love with her and I cant bear it.
Im a ****, i know and i know it should never have happened and im hurting her and living a lie with her, but i dont want to break her heart and even though i know im doing it, i just cant bear to see her cry or know shes upset because shes done nothing wrong, absolutely nothing other than love me and support me, but I just cant love her back, its just not the life I want.
Theres a lot more to it than this but its just what I could fit in a small space, but i know ill never be forgiven for it and i know what my opinion of people who have affairs is, its just one of these things that nobody other than me will ever understand. Its not been for love or lust, she just makes me happy.
Tough one mate......
threecolours 31-03-2005, 14:18 Originally posted by youngmcgill
When I met my girlfriend at 18 I was a different person, young and care free and we had fun. But weve turned into different people and as my career has changed and developed, she hasnt. ... I did love her and to some extent still do and I really want to end it with her but because weve been together for so long I just cant bring myself to do it, I know im her life and shell be shattered.... but ive just fallen out of love with her and I cant bear it.
Deep breath from me here...cos I'll really try not to judge!
That para above was me a while ago and I'd been with him for longer than that! It got to the point where I thought that maybe I would start an affair cos I didnt love him anymore. BUT I didnt cos its wrong! So I ended it...really hurt but it was the best all round.
I think people sometimes have affairs cos they are unhappy in their current relationship but dont want to be single. You should think about doing something about this. - either work at your relationship with your gf or leave her. If you decide to leave, yeah, it'll hurt you and her like hell but its better than the lie you seem to be living now.
Rewrote that a couple of times - hope I dont sound as stroppy now!
Kristian 31-03-2005, 14:26 Originally posted by threecolours
Deep breath from me here...cos I'll really try not to judge!
That para above was me a while ago and I'd been with him for longer than that! It got to the point where I thought that maybe I would start an affair cos I didnt love him anymore. BUT I didnt cos its wrong! So I ended it...really hurt but it was the best all round.
I think people sometimes have affairs cos they are unhappy in their current relationship but dont want to be single. You should think about doing something about this. - either work at your relationship with your gf or leave her. If you decide to leave, yeah, it'll hurt you and her like hell but its better than the lie you seem to be living now.
Rewrote that a couple of times - hope I dont sound as stroppy now!
Threecolours, you're bang on with what you've said. I've been cheated on is past relationships, and there is NOTHING worse. Youngmcgill, if I were you, I'd have a really good think about your feelings rather than your girlfriend's for a minute. If you are going to be unhappy continuing your relationship, it's best for you (and her) that you end it quickly and kindly. It's going to hurt her for a while, but it's the brave and right thing to do.
Good luck! :thumbsup:
K x
youngmcgill 31-03-2005, 14:27 Originally posted by threecolours
Deep breath from me here...cos I'll really try not to judge!
That para above was me a while ago and I'd been with him for longer than that! It got to the point where I thought that maybe I would start an affair cos I didnt love him anymore. BUT I didnt cos its wrong! So I ended it...really hurt but it was the best all round.
I think people sometimes have affairs cos they are unhappy in their current relationship but dont want to be single. You should think about doing something about this. - either work at your relationship with your gf or leave her. If you decide to leave, yeah, it'll hurt you and her like hell but its better than the lie you seem to be living now.
Rewrote that a couple of times - hope I dont sound as stroppy now!
I agree, but its just so hard. Like I said, she hasnt done anything wrong and things just sort of spiraled out of control if you know what I mean. Before I know it, here I am. I know I have to leave her but how do you phrase it! In some way, I wish she seen something or caught on to me so I could tell her but she thinks everything is perfect and for me to turn round and say er actually.... I think shed just die! I cant work at the relationship cos ive tried time and time again but im just not happy anymore and she is! When im with my new girl, im so happy and a completely different person and to be honest, i dont know how ive got away with it for so long, i think its cos my gf is so trusting of me as weve always had a close relationship. Its really not me, im not the young tare away bloke with a girl on each arm, I really am loyal and loving buts its just all gone to pot and ive lost control of it, probably cos its what i want really but too scared to admit it!
youngmcgill 31-03-2005, 14:29 Originally posted by Kristian
Threecolours, you're bang on with what you've said. I've been cheated on is past relationships, and there is NOTHING worse. Youngmcgill, if I were you, I'd have a really good think about your feelings rather than your girlfriend's for a minute. If you are going to be unhappy continuing your relationship, it's best for you (and her) that you end it quickly and kindly. It's going to hurt her for a while, but it's the brave and right thing to do.
Good luck! :thumbsup:
K x
You know whats scary, if i broke up with her i dont think i would feel hurt, i think id feel relieved but i know it will kill her and ive got too much respect to do that, specially considering shes done nothing wrong its all my fault for being selfish.
i know just how you feel.. really i do x ive just ended an affair, god i am gutted but he couldnt give me what i wanted in the end and he told me that so what can i do, im the single one!. but after two years a girls got to try. he didnt want to split up with her and was quite happy to keep seeing me, sin confessed, i hope he doesnt use this forum.. ok if he does, im sorry for the way i ended it, i didnt want to, i had to for my own sanity, i am so sad without you.
threecolours 31-03-2005, 14:37 Originally posted by youngmcgill
I agree, but its just so hard.
I doubt your gf thinks everything is rosy - some men think theyre better liars than they really are! I bet she's noticed some change and probably isnt happy either. Think how'd she'll feel if you knew you were on line discussing it...if you really care for her (which Im not doubting) you'd tell her.
Im the last one to 'counsel' but you know youre not being 'loyal and loving' at the moment...Just try to pick a time and place which means she can escape to friends/family if need be or make sure you can make a sharp exit and give her some space.
Go on, be a man and tell her..otherwise my 'sympathy' will run out...! ;-)
I would let you how/when I did it - but I got it completely wrong and then someone may realise who I am!
youngmcgill 31-03-2005, 14:52 Originally posted by threecolours
I doubt your gf thinks everything is rosy - some men think theyre better liars than they really are! I bet she's noticed some change and probably isnt happy either. Think how'd she'll feel if you knew you were on line discussing it...if you really care for her (which Im not doubting) you'd tell her.
Im the last one to 'counsel' but you know youre not being 'loyal and loving' at the moment...Just try to pick a time and place which means she can escape to friends/family if need be or make sure you can make a sharp exit and give her some space.
Go on, be a man and tell her..otherwise my 'sympathy' will run out...! ;-)
I would let you how/when I did it - but I got it completely wrong and then someone may realise who I am!
I know what I need to do but its just doing it isnt it, i uppose its easier to pretend everythings ok.
Don't leave it too late or your other girl might end it .. if it looks like your there to stay and something changes in her mind and she ends it all.. how would you feel then?
Hey who changed my thread title - I didn't call it this last night???????????????????
Wierd!!!!!
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Kristian 31-03-2005, 21:53 Originally posted by shieshuk
Hey who changed my thread title - I didn't call it this last night???????????????????
Wierd!!!!!
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I noticed that earlier, but there's no mod note! :suspect: Maybe we got a phantom mod? :hihi:
K x
Oh my God.......Spooky!!!
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Bit of a cheek though going around changing peoples titles.....!!
OK Since we are confession time .....
A few years ago a few friends and I went to party. Usual sort of stuff, buffet, disco etc.
I was sat a chair with a leather jacket around it belonging to another friend. Anyway, after a few beers, and for a laugh, as you do, a couple of us decided to put some of the remains of the buffet, in particular the chicken wing bones, into the pockets of the leather jacket that was on the chair I was sat on.
The events of the evening took over and our buffet remains were forgotten about.
Several months later, we were all out again, and our friend with the leather jacket was short on cash so he did a trade with another friend for this leather jacket. The jacket was handed over, the cash was paid in return, the jacket was put on and, as with all "new" jackets, the pockets were checked .......
Needless to say, the Jacket came with some free additional extras. Unfortunately, the person who bought the jacket was not known for his sense of humour and what followed was a heated discussion and subsequent discount on the price paid. Meanwhile, a couple of us skated off to the toilets for a good giggle to this day never revealing the history of the chicken wings......
slimsid2000 01-04-2005, 14:18 Are there any Vicars on this forum? If so they could do a roaring trade.
NatalieSheff 01-04-2005, 14:24 i bought lots of sweeties off the internet and didnt share - i also ordered clothes off internet and didnt tell hub, hehe! im also gonna sneak off work early :D
Originally posted by shieshuk
I am not a church goer but need to confess to someone....
Please forgive me........for my sins.........I have....indeed sinned!!
I ate the last of my young sons' easter eggs !! (he's only 2)
amazingly he noticed!!!!
He banged on the fridge for his egg today but nothing left coz I finished it last night............
Greedy guts I know but am I forgiven....the tube of smarties I produced seemed to satisfy him.... but I am ashamed of theft in the first degree....are any other parents guilty of this.....
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haha that's funny - naughty you!!!!
in my view - not forgiven!
ah ........evil bedhead!!!!
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Obviously an angel and never sinned!!!!!!!!!
stuck a kipper in the vent in my neighbours porch cuz they were always moaning about kids being kids lol :D
Kristian 04-04-2005, 02:08 Originally posted by RaptorX
stuck a kipper in the vent in my neighbours porch cuz they were always moaning about kids being kids lol :D
You don't live upstairs from my Mom do you? :D
K x
I once ate my daughter easter egg, long time ago. I started by very carefully unwrapping it and eating the Smarties from the inside and wrapped it up and put it back in the 'fridge so she'd not notice.
I fully intended buying another one to replace it as it was still before Easter at this point. Anyway, another evening I fancied some more chocolate so ate the back half of the egg, so from the front it still looked perfectly fine. Then the following day she came into the living room and said "mum I just don't belive you! You've eaten my easter egg" How embarassing to be caught out by a 7 year old!
Ho hum!
Nice to know someone else can't resist the Easter Eggs left around.....
bump - I want to hear some more confessions...not that I have many of my own...:hihi:
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