View Full Version : Job application received... what would YOU do?


Titian
02-05-2008, 22:26
My R*esimay*
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To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.*
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I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.*
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.*
I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety. **
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My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,*
I kin start emeditely. *Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.*
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,*
BRYAN **nikname *Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

*Here I am (http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06/JenniferHunk_450x617.jpg)
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Employers response:...*
Dear Beefy-I mean* Bryan ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.*
See you Monday.*

SugarPuff
05-05-2008, 01:31
This is great! :hihi:

PennyHT
05-05-2008, 08:51
er... if you dont want him I may have an opening for him

Old_Bloke
05-05-2008, 09:04
er... if you dont want him I may have an opening for him

Saucy!! ;)

Titian
05-05-2008, 09:10
er... if you dont want him I may have an opening for him

Actually, it's working out quite well. We haven't told him that today is a bank holiday, so he's currently doing some "homework" for me. ;)

PennyHT
05-05-2008, 09:30
should he need overtime drop him my number :love:

sheff_minx
09-05-2008, 11:03
I'm currently recruiting and your candidate seems to have all the requirements I am looking for in an employee. Please could you forward his contact details to me ASAP so I can get him started :hihi: