Hi to everybody!

Hope evryone is funky, cool and happy!

Take care,

Simon :)

aww simon helooooooooo there
well im not funky cool and happy

im bloody knackered but hello anyways xx

hi there simom :wave:

Ta ra ra bump deay
Our teacher trumped today
She blew the school away
it came back yesterday!

Now, correct me if Im wrong, but could a mere fart- and from a female arse too- could that ever be powerful enough to send an entire school backwards in time for 24 hours?

I mean, we`re talking several hundred thousand tons of brick, concrete and metal here, not to mention the staff and children, could it be possible to shift that lot through time and space, to warp the very fabric of the cosmos, to FOLD the universe?

I think not.


Anyway, welcome to the forum and... beware the Bandersnatch.

N stuff.

HI Simon :wave:

Hi to everybody!

Hope evryone is funky, cool and happy!

Take care,

Simon :)

I've never been funky; I'm definitely not cool because I'm having a menopausal hot flush and I'm not happy because the evil beggar who proposed to me months ago still hasn't set the date for the wedding :hihi: Oh, all he can ever talk about is bleddy WHELKS!!

But welcome to the forum, anyway - I'm sure you'll have fun, as long as you take some of the posts with a tablespoon full of salt :hihi:

Hello and Welcome to the forum :wave:

Hello there and welcome! :wave:

Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :wave:
Welcome to the forum , It rocks :headbang:
Karen xx

Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :wave:
Welcome to the forum , It rocks :headbang:
Karen xx

Listen to her Simon, she knows what she talking about...:thumbsup:
Welcome to the forum:clap::headbang::clap:

Hi there. Hope you enjoy the insanity, lack of dignity and respect and general feeling of despair that daily infests these waters.:hihi:

Hi simonburton :wave:
Hmmm... you're hoping for funky, cool and happy eh?
I'm grumpy, cruel and snappy, will I do? :hihi:

Welcome! :D

Good evening Simon, and welcome hope you enjoy the forum, cressida x